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(4Utah.com)   "A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"   (abc4.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Police, Constable, Crime, Arrest, Sheriff, Gendarmerie, WASHINGTON CITY, London  
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2020-05-15 10:07:13 AM  
Pretty much my normal outfit since the quarantine began
 
2020-05-15 11:20:46 AM  
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Collet
 
2020-05-15 11:21:51 AM  
Was that a piss jug he had there in his sleeping area?
 
2020-05-15 11:24:03 AM  
He's not homeless.  He was in a comfy basement....
 
2020-05-15 11:26:08 AM  
He should be happy he squatted in a Beckys house instead of Karens.
 
2020-05-15 11:28:26 AM  
FTH:Homeless Provo man arrested after found sleeping in woman's basement

If a homeless man is living in your home, is he really a homeless man?
 
2020-05-15 11:30:02 AM  
Did she make him a sammich?
 
2020-05-15 11:31:34 AM  
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Would you buy a used car from this homeless man?
 
2020-05-15 11:31:46 AM  
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/real name checks out.
 
2020-05-15 11:41:07 AM  
oh. my. god, Becky.
 
2020-05-15 11:47:11 AM  

darth_badger: He should be happy he squatted in a Beckys house instead of Karens.


What happens when the manager, IS A KAREN??

- Mind blown -
 
2020-05-15 11:59:01 AM  
Dad?
 
2020-05-15 12:10:58 PM  
He's not homeless.

It's Alzheimer's

She said he could live there...
 
2020-05-15 12:33:03 PM  
I'm pretty sure it's Taylor Swift.
 
2020-05-15 12:41:02 PM  
Was it her birthday?
 
2020-05-15 12:41:45 PM  
Does NO ONE in this country have a gun?

Can't imagine why she didn't shoot him.
 
Oak [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-05-15 2:33:15 PM  

akya: [abc4.com image 497x280]
/real name checks out.


I can only assume the family acquired the name the same way the Coopers and Bakers and Wainwrights did.
 
2020-05-15 2:33:26 PM  
Little-known fact..."Grandmother of Eight" was the first draft by Prince

I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I was a bit too leisurely

Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door

She was a
Grandmother of eight
The kind you find in a second hand store
Grandmother of eight
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Grandmother of eight
I think I love her


Built like she was
She had the nerve to ask me
If I planned to do her any harm
So, look here
I put her on the back of my bike
And we went riding
Down by old man Johnson's farm

I said now, overcast days never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed
She wasn't too bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how to get her kicks
 
2020-05-15 2:39:14 PM  
"Ambien: Where Will You Go Today?"
 
2020-05-15 3:13:12 PM  
One day my mother "was surprised when she walked into her kitchen and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge" but it turned out to be my father, and she was well into her own world of Alzheimer's.

Been long enough I can joke.

I decide how long.
 
2020-05-15 8:18:52 PM  

Billy Liar: Little-known fact..."Grandmother of Eight" was the first draft by Prince

I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I was a bit too leisurely
Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
She was a
Grandmother of eight
The kind you find in a second hand store
Grandmother of eight
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Grandmother of eight
I think I love her

Built like she was
She had the nerve to ask me
If I planned to do her any harm
So, look here
I put her on the back of my bike
And we went riding
Down by old man Johnson's farm
I said now, overcast days never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed
She wasn't too bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how to get her kicks


It's Utah.  She's probably under 40.
 
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