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(Vice) Boobies The Strip Clubs are OPENING oh wait. with social distancing and masks. Who cares? Boobies (may be NSFW) unless you work at home, do not open on a work computer   (vice.com) divider line
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4502 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 May 2020 at 8:57 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-15 7:24:30 AM  
Oh, yeah, baby. Wipe down that pole. Rub it hard and fast. Harder, faster. HARDER, FASTER!

Oops, now you have to wipe it down again...
 
2020-05-15 9:02:27 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Oh, yeah, baby. Wipe down that pole. Rub it hard and fast. Harder, faster. HARDER, FASTER!

Oops, now you have to wipe it down again...


I am not sure I could find wearing a N95 is going to translate well to sexy time. Pasties was already a bridge too far.

Maybe if she were in full racal, I could fap to that.
 
2020-05-15 9:03:50 AM  
"The money is different when they can't see you smiling," she explains as she counts out her earnings from her earlier day shift at the club.


If I can't see you smiling, how will I know that you really really like me? Because I only give my money to girls who really like me.
 
2020-05-15 9:04:56 AM  
Hopefully this thread will have a point ... points
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2020-05-15 9:18:01 AM  
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2020-05-15 9:23:43 AM  

snowybunting: "The money is different when they can't see you smiling," she explains as she counts out her earnings from her earlier day shift at the club.


If I can't see you smiling, how will I know that you really really like me? Because I only give my money to girls who really like me.


Clear plastic fishbowl esque helmet with some small holes in the back.
 
2020-05-15 9:33:10 AM  
There is no sex coughing in the Champagne Room.
 
2020-05-15 9:33:13 AM  
I'm ashamed to be an American.
 
2020-05-15 9:34:33 AM  

Meat's dream: I'm ashamed to be an American.


Took you long enough.
 
2020-05-15 9:35:59 AM  

Meat's dream: I'm ashamed to be an American.


Why?  What is the better option here?
Not starting a fight, genuinely curious which part you're ashamed of?
 
2020-05-15 9:39:54 AM  
This is stupid
 
2020-05-15 9:43:38 AM  

Meat's dream: I'm ashamed to be an American.


Call it 'The Canadian Ballet' & feel better.
Everyone else does.
 
2020-05-15 9:45:42 AM  
One of my tenants is a bouncer at a titty bar.  He's not back at work yet.  He's been depressed because they called his job non-essential.  What's more essential than security at a gentleman's establishment, he asks me.

I agreed with him.  Mostly because  he's a huge guy who gets easily agitated.  Plus he's section 8, a golden ticket in these  covid-19 times.
 
2020-05-15 9:52:51 AM  
Do not come within six feet of the stage other than to place your money around the edge. Once you have placed your money on the edge of the stage, you must immediately return to your seat.

If no, NO STRIP FOR YOU, ONE MONTH!
 
2020-05-15 9:55:49 AM  
My best friend was one of the first CV19 cases diagnosed in Nevada. She and several of her co-workers all got it from exposure to the same customer. All it takes is one. Now isn't the time.
 
2020-05-15 10:01:01 AM  

snowybunting: "The money is different when they can't see you smiling," she explains as she counts out her earnings from her earlier day shift at the club.


If I can't see you smiling, how will I know that you really really like me? Because I only give my money to girls who really like me.


The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying, anyhow.
 
2020-05-15 10:02:20 AM  
As a public service I examined each and every image in that article closely, and none of them are NSFW unless "women in undergarments" is forbidden at your work.
 
2020-05-15 10:02:32 AM  
"He dutifully records names and phone numbers of everyone who comes in".

They just want to be the next "Cheers"
 
2020-05-15 10:03:17 AM  

buntz: Meat's dream: I'm ashamed to be an American.

Why?  What is the better option here?
Not starting a fight, genuinely curious which part you're ashamed of?


Which part aren't you?
 
2020-05-15 10:03:56 AM  
A strip club in Salt Lake City?
 
2020-05-15 10:08:38 AM  
If you open it; they will come :P
 
2020-05-15 10:09:12 AM  

wiseolddude: A strip club in Salt Lake City?


Just LOOK at those brazen ankles showing!
 
2020-05-15 10:58:57 AM  
The one with the black mask has made it work.  Make it part of the theme.  Naughty nurse uniform, sexy ninja, etc...  And come on ... rubbing the pole.  That can make that work.
 
2020-05-15 11:00:00 AM  
So basically there is no point in going to a strip club... as opposed to watching porn at home.
 
2020-05-15 11:04:33 AM  
I was today years old when I learned Utah has strip clubs. I thought the Utah-liban said those are a no-no.
 
2020-05-15 11:04:58 AM  
Nah, no thanks.  Too much risk still.  I'll stick with the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA V.
 
2020-05-15 11:05:42 AM  

buntz: Meat's dream: I'm ashamed to be an American.

Why?  What is the better option here?
Not starting a fight, genuinely curious which part you're ashamed of?


The part where Trump is President.
 
2020-05-15 11:09:11 AM  
They already have a work-from-home version of stripping.  It's called online porn.  And it's been doing really well under the covid-19 quarantine.

This is so many layers of stupid.
 
2020-05-15 11:12:45 AM  
Butterfaces rejoice!!!

I always look eyes first, but then the T and A.  Masks even the playing field...
 
2020-05-15 11:40:24 AM  

Fireproof: snowybunting: "The money is different when they can't see you smiling," she explains as she counts out her earnings from her earlier day shift at the club.


If I can't see you smiling, how will I know that you really really like me? Because I only give my money to girls who really like me.

The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying, anyhow.


only if you get to nail'r back at her trailer
 
2020-05-15 11:40:38 AM  
FTA: A staff member takes a customer's temperature at The Bears Den

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So I guess checking how hot a customer is by measuring the old saliva line is now out?
 
2020-05-15 11:44:05 AM  
Why do people go to strip clubs anymore? Chaturbate is a thing now. It's basically free.
 
2020-05-15 11:45:32 AM  
Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On
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Rewritten to leave your mask on.
 
2020-05-15 11:51:14 AM  

SirEattonHogg: So basically there is no point in going to a strip club... as opposed to watching porn at home.


So same as it ever was ... for you.
 
2020-05-15 11:55:41 AM  

jim32rr: Hopefully this thread will have a point ... points
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2020-05-15 11:59:59 AM  
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Fine wear a mask but come out dressed like this dancing to Adam's Song and you will get my three dollars.
 
2020-05-15 12:32:26 PM  

WilderKWight: Why do people go to strip clubs anymore? Chaturbate is a thing now. It's basically free.


Most humans need actual human interaction.

Well, except farkers, living in a basement, but mother brings them a cupcake every hour, on the hour, so they've got that going for them.
 
2020-05-15 12:35:23 PM  
I'm not saying the masks make it more sexy. I'm saying the masks don't make it any less sexy.
 
2020-05-15 12:38:31 PM  

Curt Blizzah: Butterfaces rejoice!!!

I always look eyes first, but then the T and A.  Masks even the playing field...


...I would point out that Mrs. Coast has told me repeatedly to never make eye contact with a stripper.
 
2020-05-15 1:06:21 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: Curt Blizzah: Butterfaces rejoice!!!

I always look eyes first, but then the T and A.  Masks even the playing field...

...I would point out that Mrs. Coast has told me repeatedly to never make eye contact with a stripper.


Look eye....always look eye.
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2020-05-15 1:06:41 PM  
Seriously?  Can't get anywhere near the strippers, have to get my temperature taken plus you're taking down my contact info?  That and there's probably still a cover charge and inflated charges for watered-down drinks?

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Anyone who is THAT hard-up for live-action boobies is at least slightly mentally ill.
 
2020-05-15 1:19:14 PM  
I'm deeply into the medical and latex fetish scene, you insensitive clod.
 
2020-05-15 1:54:22 PM  

likefunbutnot: My best friend was one of the first CV19 cases diagnosed in Nevada. She and several of her co-workers all got it from exposure to the same customer. All it takes is one. Now isn't the time.


User name checks out
 
2020-05-15 2:26:53 PM  
I'm surprised they're not having them drop the tip money into a kiddie pool filled with hand sanitizer.
 
2020-05-15 2:54:48 PM  
They need to make a bikini bottom that looks like a surgical mask.

/safety first
//cocktease second
 
2020-05-15 3:04:27 PM  

chitownmike: User name checks out


It's a different deal when you find out somebody you really care about it coughing up blood. Especially when you find out that people with "mild" cases are still experiencing loss of lung and liver function that will take years or decades to repair itself.

WilderKWight: Why do people go to strip clubs anymore?


I made friends with a bunch of people at the club down the street from my place. To the point that I have a tabletop gaming group, have been in wedding parties and have celebrated holidays with them. Social reasons are a thing.

Some people are lonely, preoccupied or troubled and having the outlet of social or physical contact at all can be incredibly valuable. Daytime strip clubs are usually a mix of widowers and older white collar professionals. Strippers also wind up being low-grade therapists kind of a lot. It's part of the job just as much as grinding on somebody's crotch.
 
2020-05-15 3:34:07 PM  

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Fine wear a mask but come out dressed like this dancing to Adam's Song and you will get my three dollars.


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2020-05-15 4:11:18 PM  

WilderKWight: Why do people go to strip clubs anymore? Chaturbate is a thing now. It's basically free.


Looking at that many dicks just to look at one woman isn't really free, is it?
 
2020-05-15 4:16:10 PM  
The sun setting on the western slopes of the Sierra Nevada mountains?
Idiot Vice reporter.
 
2020-05-15 4:46:09 PM  

Mr_Vimes: FTA: A staff member takes a customer's temperature at The Bears Den

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So I guess checking how hot a customer is by measuring the old saliva line is now out?


That looks familiar...
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