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2020-05-15 7:01:19 AM  
There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.
 
2020-05-15 7:31:38 AM  

hubiestubert: There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.


Now why would you ever say a thing like that?

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2020-05-15 7:41:12 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: hubiestubert: There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.

Now why would you ever say a thing like that?

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I can only assume that her husband is also her manager.

Blink twice if you're being held against your will!
 
2020-05-15 8:28:49 AM  
-_-

Is that dude older than Danny Tanner
 
2020-05-15 8:56:48 AM  
"I don't know why Mary Kate wouldn't just go ahead and file in Buffalo or in one of these nice counties upstate," attorney Michael Stutman said. "It's done electronically. It's not like you have to drive up there."

That guy sounds like a condescending prick.
 
2020-05-15 8:56:52 AM  

hubiestubert: There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.


I think she's dead inside.
 
2020-05-15 9:24:25 AM  
Man, I've been on Fark too long. I remember when you creeps were counting the days she and her sister would turn 18.
 
2020-05-15 9:27:48 AM  

hubiestubert: There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.


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They are like a hundred in Hollywood years
 
2020-05-15 9:28:27 AM  
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2020-05-15 9:29:02 AM  
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2020-05-15 11:48:31 AM  

swahnhennessy: Man, I've been on Fark too long. I remember when you creeps were counting the days she and her sister would turn 18.


Now they look 78. My, how time passes.
 
2020-05-15 11:50:49 AM  
News Flash
When you marry an older man you wake up every morning to an old guy
 
2020-05-15 12:42:39 PM  
"I don't know why Mary Kate wouldn't just go ahead and file in Buffalo or in one of these nice counties upstate,"

Makes it sound like the farm where a lot of my childhood pets went to.
 
2020-05-15 1:48:54 PM  
Ooooof, that's a hard 50. Can't believe there's only a four year difference between the twins and Elizabeth.
 
2020-05-15 6:07:21 PM  
I apologize to all of Fark. I think this is my fault.

A few days ago, something made me think of the Olsen twins so I googled them. The hand't been mentioned in the news in a while. Then I keep seeing stuff pop up every day. And now this. Somehow, Googling can open portals that should stay closed.
 
2020-05-16 12:10:47 AM  

edmo: I apologize to all of Fark. I think this is my fault.

A few days ago, something made me think of the Olsen twins so I googled them. The hand't been mentioned in the news in a while. Then I keep seeing stuff pop up every day. And now this. Somehow, Googling can open portals that should stay closed.


Maybe the end of the world. Or the beginning.
 
2020-05-16 3:37:18 AM  

Fano: hubiestubert: There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.

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They are like a hundred in Hollywood years


Karma. If anyone here took notice of Claire Stansfield ever, these two were giving her a hard time personally, taunting her with the name " supermodel" like the lady never had a chance at being one. Claire is six foot one in flats, but was a better actor than those two.
 
2020-05-16 5:25:23 AM  

Fano: hubiestubert: There is nothing about this story that isn't a bit skeevy and uncomfortable.

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They are like a hundred in Hollywood years


They look like they are well on their way to their very own Grey Gardens...
 
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