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(The Hill)   Trump on Twitter: OBAMAGATE is the the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA". Obama "knew EVERYTHING." Obama responds on Twitter: "Vote"   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-05-15 1:46:15 AM  
In all fairness, Obama practically does know everything compared to Trump. That's not actually a crime, though.
 
2020-05-15 2:08:53 AM  
Old bullsh*t is old
 
2020-05-15 2:08:54 AM  
Republicans are so knee-jerk contrarian to anything President Obama says that this will depress their turnout by at least 15%
 
2020-05-15 3:14:00 AM  

TaDu: Republicans are so knee-jerk contrarian to anything President Obama says that this will depress their turnout by at least 15%


Well, yeah. In their opinion, he nags too much.

He's a person who annoys them.
 
2020-05-15 3:18:35 AM  

TaDu: Republicans are so knee-jerk contrarian to anything President Obama says that this will depress their turnout by at least 15%


breath
 
2020-05-15 4:41:24 AM  
 
2020-05-15 4:53:36 AM  

King Something: TaDu: Republicans are so knee-jerk contrarian to anything President Obama says that this will depress their turnout by at least 15%

Well, yeah. In their opinion, he nags too much.

He's a person who annoys them.


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2020-05-15 5:04:03 AM  

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Dude. That guy has some gems for tweets.
https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/sta​t​us/1261074633748615168
Trump is arguing in court that he has absolute immunity while President.
Trump is also claiming Obama broke the law while he was President.


also his pinned tweet
https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/sta​t​us/1087441840708685825
Why can't we use Thoughts and Prayers to protect the border?
It's what we use to protect our schools.
 
2020-05-15 5:06:13 AM  
 The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.
 
2020-05-15 5:06:37 AM  

I Ate Shergar: In all fairness, Obama practically does know everything compared to Trump. That's not actually a crime, though.


So do things growing on the underside of damp logs. You might want to raise that bar a smidgen so it's not occupying the fricken core at the moment.
 
2020-05-15 5:06:44 AM  
I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.
 
2020-05-15 5:07:35 AM  

MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.


No one does.
 
2020-05-15 5:08:48 AM  

MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.


Found Trump's Fark handle
 
2020-05-15 5:10:02 AM  
This will give the right wing hacks something to complain about.
 
2020-05-15 5:10:58 AM  

MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.


1) Obama was wilfully and persistently a democrat.
2) Obama was wilfully and persistently Black.

And that's pretty much it.
 
2020-05-15 5:13:06 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

1) Obama was wilfully and persistently a democrat.
2) Obama was wilfully and persistently Black.

And that's pretty much it.


I'd actually like to add a number 3.

They're trying to cover for Michael Flynn.

Of course, they're doing it by essentially trying to Jedi mind trick the fact that Michael Flynn was investigated is somehow a scandal.
 
2020-05-15 5:14:07 AM  
"Coming up next on FOX and Friends:
Obama's sarcastic one-word Twitter reply, unbefitting of an ex-president. With this tweet, is Obama endangering the respectability of US politicians?"
 
2020-05-15 5:14:15 AM  
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2020-05-15 5:14:53 AM  

MattytheMouse: Pants full of macaroni!!: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

1) Obama was wilfully and persistently a democrat.
2) Obama was wilfully and persistently Black.

And that's pretty much it.

I'd actually like to add a number 3.

They're trying to cover for Michael Flynn.

Of course, they're doing it by essentially trying to Jedi mind trick the fact that Michael Flynn was investigated is somehow a scandal.


And 3b. They are covering for Flynn because they are preparing to conspire with Russia again.
 
2020-05-15 5:14:58 AM  

MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.


States rights
 
2020-05-15 5:15:38 AM  

I Ate Shergar: In all fairness, Obama practically does know everything compared to Trump. That's not actually a crime, though.


To trumpers it is a crime, my Trumper relatives once said that I think too much. The tone they used made it seem like I was a mass murderer because the worst crime is to think about Trump and his policies and question them.
 
2020-05-15 5:16:36 AM  

MattytheMouse: Pants full of macaroni!!: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

1) Obama was wilfully and persistently a democrat.
2) Obama was wilfully and persistently Black.

And that's pretty much it.

I'd actually like to add a number 3.

They're trying to cover for Michael Flynn.

Of course, they're doing it by essentially trying to Jedi mind trick the fact that Michael Flynn was investigated is somehow a scandal.


It's always a distraction. The scary part though, is that 40+ percent of the country will buy it.
 
2020-05-15 5:17:07 AM  
If Trump's team had an iota of intelligence, I'd imagine this whole debacle would be them trying to turn their impeachment around on Barack Obama. After all, if Trump could be impeached for launching an investigation, why can't Obama, they'd probably reason.

Of course, Trump's crew doesn't have an iota of intelligence, and they're probably just screaming into the void. Also, Barack Obama probably didn't use his personal lawyer to investigate Flynn, and wasn't recorded saying that he wants to take Flynn down for personal gain.
 
2020-05-15 5:17:29 AM  

MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.


The NSA listened to a conversation between the Russian ambassador and a US citizen.
During the conversation, the US citizen said some interesting things.
Some people high up in the US government wanted to know who the US citizen was.
They asked the NSA to tell them the hidden identity of the US citizen.
The US citizen turned out to be Gen. Flynn.

/This somehow proves that Obama and Biden were out to get Flynn, and Trump
 
2020-05-15 5:18:23 AM  

Bowen: MattytheMouse: Pants full of macaroni!!: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

1) Obama was wilfully and persistently a democrat.
2) Obama was wilfully and persistently Black.

And that's pretty much it.

I'd actually like to add a number 3.

They're trying to cover for Michael Flynn.

Of course, they're doing it by essentially trying to Jedi mind trick the fact that Michael Flynn was investigated is somehow a scandal.

It's always a distraction. The scary part though, is that 40+ percent of the country will buy it.


The force can have a powerful effect on the weak-minded.
 
2020-05-15 5:18:46 AM  

MattytheMouse: Pants full of macaroni!!: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

1) Obama was wilfully and persistently a democrat.
2) Obama was wilfully and persistently Black.

And that's pretty much it.

I'd actually like to add a number 3.

They're trying to cover for Michael Flynn.

Of course, they're doing it by essentially trying to Jedi mind trick the fact that Michael Flynn was investigated is somehow a scandal.


*jingles keys
 
2020-05-15 5:19:17 AM  

vernonFL: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

The NSA listened to a conversation between the Russian ambassador and a US citizen.
During the conversation, the US citizen said some interesting things.
Some people high up in the US government wanted to know who the US citizen was.
They asked the NSA to tell them the hidden identity of the US citizen.
The US citizen turned out to be Gen. Flynn.

/This somehow proves that Obama and Biden were out to get Flynn, and Trump


This of course, completely ignores the fact that Trump took on Flynn despite everybody's warnings not to, and even fired Sally Yates over it.
 
2020-05-15 5:20:16 AM  

vernonFL: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

The NSA listened to a conversation between the Russian ambassador and a US citizen.
During the conversation, the US citizen said some interesting things.
Some people high up in the US government wanted to know who the US citizen was.
They asked the NSA to tell them the hidden identity of the US citizen.
The US citizen turned out to be Gen. Flynn.

/This somehow proves that Obama and Biden were out to get Flynn, and Trump


See they practically entrapped Flynn and used illegal wiretaps. That would be Uno liftbros.
 
2020-05-15 5:21:16 AM  

groppet: I Ate Shergar: In all fairness, Obama practically does know everything compared to Trump. That's not actually a crime, though.

To trumpers it is a crime, my Trumper relatives once said that I think too much. The tone they used made it seem like I was a mass murderer because the worst crime is to think about Trump and his policies and question them.


Well yeah. That's a big thing with that part of the population. Don't question what the preacher/bible says, just do what you're told. Don't overthink things, just do as you're told. Stop thinking about things that can go wrong, everything will work out perfectly fine.

Engaging the cognitive muscles around these people is seen by them as a threat, because they know people whocan think more than a few days ahead of them can think circles around them.
 
2020-05-15 5:22:30 AM  
Oh yeah?  Does someone live rent free in your tiny mind?

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2020-05-15 5:24:09 AM  
Truly, Obama's greatest enduring legacy is being a moderately intelligent person having served between two of the dumbest pieces of shiat ever to hold the office.
 
2020-05-15 5:24:35 AM  
Shouldn't the -gate suffix be added to a location or something descriptive about the scandal instead of just the accused?
ie Watergate wasn't Nixongate
 
2020-05-15 5:26:00 AM  

ultraluzer: Shouldn't the -gate suffix be added to a location or something descriptive about the scandal instead of just the accused?
ie Watergate wasn't Nixongate


You think too much
 
2020-05-15 5:27:38 AM  

vernonFL: The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.


Yeah, but he closed the Gap on military spending, and now our Old Navy is Great Again.
 
2020-05-15 5:32:21 AM  

MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.


Ethics in gaming journalism.
 
2020-05-15 5:34:28 AM  

sirrerun: vernonFL: The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.

Yeah, but he closed the Gap on military spending, and now our Old Navy is Great Again.


His wife is Forever 21!
 
2020-05-15 5:37:10 AM  

MattytheMouse: sirrerun: vernonFL: The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.

Yeah, but he closed the Gap on military spending, and now our Old Navy is Great Again.

His wife is Forever 21!


Who knew this would become such a Hot Topic?
 
2020-05-15 5:38:56 AM  

Wyalt Derp: MattytheMouse: I still don't know what the heck Obamagate is all about.

Ethics in gaming journalism.


I thought it was the door in the wall surrounding his place in Washington

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2020-05-15 5:41:32 AM  
Vote
 
2020-05-15 5:45:04 AM  

sirrerun: MattytheMouse: sirrerun: vernonFL: The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.

Yeah, but he closed the Gap on military spending, and now our Old Navy is Great Again.

His wife is Forever 21!

Who knew this would become such a Hot Topic?


We can't help it that our country is run by a bunch of Dicks... Sporting Goods.

Heck, I'm out.
 
2020-05-15 5:45:29 AM  
This whole story is just so farking stupid. I don't know why people still fall for shiat that's clearly being amplified by fake accounts.

The only Obama scandal in this situation is that Flynn wasn't sent immediately to Gitmo and waterboarded as a traitor.
 
2020-05-15 5:46:37 AM  
So what do you think it takes to gets twitter banned by trump?  I am sending back nasty replies every time I see one of his twitter shiats.
 
2020-05-15 5:46:44 AM  

MattytheMouse: sirrerun: MattytheMouse: sirrerun: vernonFL: The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.

Yeah, but he closed the Gap on military spending, and now our Old Navy is Great Again.

His wife is Forever 21!

Who knew this would become such a Hot Topic?

We can't help it that our country is run by a bunch of Dicks... Sporting Goods.

Heck, I'm out.


Free your mind, Levi-tate
 
2020-05-15 5:47:12 AM  

bobobolinskii: MattytheMouse: sirrerun: MattytheMouse: sirrerun: vernonFL: The US is now a Banana Republic run by a senile drug addled venal spiteful lying egomaniac.

Yeah, but he closed the Gap on military spending, and now our Old Navy is Great Again.

His wife is Forever 21!

Who knew this would become such a Hot Topic?

We can't help it that our country is run by a bunch of Dicks... Sporting Goods.

Heck, I'm out.

Free your mind, Levi-tate


I'm bringing this game to a stop. A GameStop.
 
2020-05-15 5:49:08 AM  

aleister_greynight: So what do you think it takes to gets twitter banned by trump?  I am sending back nasty replies every time I see one of his twitter shiats.


Usually it happens whenever the Twitter mods wake up from their crack-induced coma, and fire suspensions wildly shotgun-style.
 
2020-05-15 5:50:30 AM  
Exactly what crime or crimes were committed?  Nobody seems to have an answer.  Even the dumbasses pushing this crap.

I'd say it's Kafkaesque, but Republicans don't read.
 
2020-05-15 5:51:04 AM  

havocmike: This whole story is just so farking stupid. I don't know why people still fall for shiat that's clearly being amplified by fake accounts.

The only Obama scandal in this situation is that Flynn wasn't sent immediately to Gitmo and waterboarded as a traitor.


I  think a worse punishment would be to be interned in the septic pit under an outhouse at a county fair in the Hearltand of America.
 
2020-05-15 5:51:44 AM  
Trump can't stop kicking himself in the balls.
 
2020-05-15 5:53:02 AM  

havocmike: This whole story is just so farking stupid. I don't know why people still fall for shiat that's clearly being amplified by fake accounts.

The only Obama scandal in this situation is that Flynn wasn't sent immediately to Gitmo and waterboarded as a traitor.


See, this is what gets me: there's lots of things to criticize Obama over... The fact that he didn't close Gitmo, his use of drones, doubling down on the patriot act, and accidentally paving the way for our detention centers to be turned into concentration camps...

But Republicans show an uncharacteristic amount of self-awareness in never criticizing Obama for that stuff, lest they have to look in a mirror. So instead, they just make shiat up and completely poison the well of legitimate criticisms about Obama by calling him an elitist because he eats Dijon mustard on his subway sandwiches.
 
2020-05-15 5:53:29 AM  

MattytheMouse: aleister_greynight: So what do you think it takes to gets twitter banned by trump?  I am sending back nasty replies every time I see one of his twitter shiats.

Usually it happens whenever the Twitter mods wake up from their crack-induced coma, and fire suspensions wildly shotgun-style.


it will never happen as long as trump's twitter feed draws all the hits it.  if the left and media really want to get rid of trump and piss him off. they just need to stop covering every little thing he says, ignore the man like a parent ignores a child throwing a fit.
 
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