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(Vox)   Trump's interview with Maria Bartiromo was a giant smokebomb of stupidity   (vox.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, President Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, United States presidential election, 2008, Conspiracy theory  
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2020-05-14 10:09:58 PM  
So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL
 
2020-05-14 10:20:26 PM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


No it means that Trump jabbered on and said absolutely nothing but lies, as always.
 
2020-05-14 10:22:26 PM  
everything out of his mouth is stupid
 
2020-05-14 10:53:25 PM  

some_beer_drinker: everything out of his mouth is stupid


But enough about the Weenerser in this thread.
 
2020-05-14 11:21:10 PM  
Imagine being so stupid that you'd go to an interview with pre arranged questions, and not have answers to the questions
 
2020-05-15 3:56:20 AM  

Gubbo: Imagine being so stupid that you'd go to an interview with pre arranged questions, and not have answers to the questions


Imagine being so stupid you don't know if when Jesus made wine from water, you didn't know if it was good wine or bad wine.

/yeah, it's a fable.
 
2020-05-15 4:34:48 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


As usual,  because it lacks logic and coherence and even substance.
 
2020-05-15 4:53:12 AM  
It was a smokebomb of stupidity, a geyser of ineptitude, a fart cloud of ignorance.

Makes me glad we don't have smell-o-vision.
 
2020-05-15 7:23:34 AM  
It must be another one of those days that ends in Y.
 
2020-05-15 7:24:39 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


Yep. I'm not fluent in Moron.
 
2020-05-15 7:28:01 AM  
I heartily encourage Trump to continue with his Baghdad Bob impression.

In true Trump fashion he's also somehow managed to one-up the original by quite obviously not believing what he says. He's basically saying "remain calm all is well" while wearing body armor and boarding the evac chopper.
 
2020-05-15 7:28:51 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


Being that I don't have a leaking, gaping head wound... no.
 
2020-05-15 7:31:52 AM  
So, this is a terrible play by Trump and shows again what a shiatty person he is on all level. In the middle of an economic crisis and pandemic NOBODY but the Fox News morons cares about Russiagate, Obamagate, or whatever. When he was hammering the Chinese, I was actually worried because a FOREIGN enemy and scapegoat might actually play and might actually save his ass.

The thing is Trump IS a Fox News moron, so he's in a perpetual feedback loop with his dumbass base and their bullshiat source: https://splinternews.com/the-​long-lucr​ative-right-wing-grift-is-blowing-up-i​n-t-1793944216

The problem is Fox is at least as interested in commercial as political success, so they may well push nonsense that doesn't help Trump when they have available nonsense that would but doesn't rate as well.
 
2020-05-15 7:32:24 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


Enlighten us.
 
2020-05-15 7:33:48 AM  

foo monkey: Gubbo: Imagine being so stupid that you'd go to an interview with pre arranged questions, and not have answers to the questions

Imagine being so stupid you don't know if when Jesus made wine from water, you didn't know if it was good wine or bad wine.

/yeah, it's a fable.


Oh no shiat.  Are you worried we think you're in here to debate if Jesus was a miraculous vintner or something?

Honestly.
 
2020-05-15 7:36:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL

Enlighten us.


I thought he just did.
 
2020-05-15 7:39:55 AM  
i don't go to Fox to watch blow jobs, i go to porn hub.
 
2020-05-15 7:40:02 AM  
When we stop losing a thousand Americans a day due to Trump's stupidity and mendacity, perhaps I will give a shiat what he says about Obama.


//Actually that's not true, I stopped caring three years ago
//Actually that's not true either, I never started caring.
 
2020-05-15 7:40:11 AM  
What's the death count up to now 80,000?
The ice rinks are full of the dead in my state. Anyways.


HEY TRUMP!
If each of the 80,000 had just 5 people who cared deeply about them survive, that means there's 400,000 living people who can't be distracted, who feel extreme ANGER AND RAGE, every time you talk about anything other than real solutions to the virus. Most people don't hate their families like you do, they hate you for being lazy, self focused, and negligently killing their irreplaceable loved ones.

Abbott labs tests are trash. People who promote them belong in prison. Jail Matt Schlapp for a win.
 
2020-05-15 7:41:15 AM  
I tried watching some of it. He was lying through his teeth and she couldn't agree more.

The only thing that would have made more disgusting to watch would have been if her nose was actually physically up his ass.

/that's quite a nose
//and he's quite an ass
 
2020-05-15 7:49:46 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


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2020-05-15 7:50:05 AM  
"Nobody touches Mr Trump's penis without wearing a glove."
 
2020-05-15 7:51:12 AM  

iago: "Nobody touches Mr Trump's penis without wearing a glove."


And...wrong thread.  I'll go say 10 rosaries and self-flagellate now.
 
2020-05-15 7:52:13 AM  

hubiestubert: bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL

[Fark user image 493x381]


Why is there a miniature of Mr. Worf dresses as one of the Three Wise Men?
 
2020-05-15 8:03:49 AM  

iago: "Nobody touches Mr Trump's penis without wearing a glove."


Well, considering where it's been, that's just a sensible precaution.
 
2020-05-15 8:12:37 AM  

iago: iago: "Nobody touches Mr Trump's penis without wearing a glove."

And...wrong thread.  I'll go say 10 rosaries and self-flagellate now.


Don't bother. Even Jesus would allow this
 
2020-05-15 8:14:35 AM  
Was an interview on Fox Business supposed to be worth noting? Had this not been posted on Fark, I wouldn't have known about it, but I guess we all had to learn about it, because reasons.
 
2020-05-15 8:18:34 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: hubiestubert: bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL

[Fark user image 493x381]

Why is there a miniature of Mr. Worf dresses as one of the Three Wise Men?


Dunno, but its pretty neat
 
2020-05-15 8:19:08 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: iago: iago: "Nobody touches Mr Trump's penis without wearing a glove."

And...wrong thread.  I'll go say 10 rosaries and self-flagellate now.

Don't bother. Even Jesus would allow this


BUT I WANT TO SELF-FLAGELLATE, DR. D!
 
2020-05-15 8:27:16 AM  
You can't spell "Maria Bartiromo" without "motorbar".
 
2020-05-15 8:27:25 AM  

iago: DrD'isInfotainment: iago: iago: "Nobody touches Mr Trump's penis without wearing a glove."

And...wrong thread.  I'll go say 10 rosaries and self-flagellate now.

Don't bother. Even Jesus would allow this

BUT I WANT TO SELF-FLAGELLATE, DR. D!


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2020-05-15 8:38:19 AM  
Bartiromo has been nothing but a verbal fluffer for the rich since she was CNBC's eye candy.
 
2020-05-15 8:40:59 AM  
Trump will get reelected.  Sure unemployment may be 10% but it is over 20% now so that shows improvement. McCain was doomed in 2008 because the economy tanked in September, only 2 months before the election.  Trump has almost 6 months for things to begin to be better even if they may later get worse.  Plus that's almost 6 months to distract the voters over other matters.
 
2020-05-15 8:43:31 AM  

EyeballKid: Bartiromo has been nothing but a verbal fluffer for the rich since she was CNBC's eye candy.


I'm not sure about "verbal." How do you think she got to be "The Money Honey R*"

* Registered Trademark, Maria Bartiromo, seriously.
 
2020-05-15 8:47:46 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


If it made sense to you, you should really see a doctor. Lack of blood flow to the brain is not something to be taken lightly... It causes republicanism and conservatism
 
2020-05-15 8:51:51 AM  
I watched a clip, and the facial expressions that Bartiromo made while Trump whined were the most biased thing I have ever seen by a 'journalist'. Does Fox News still claim that they're not biased?
 
2020-05-15 9:02:41 AM  
The fark happened to her face???
 
2020-05-15 9:10:05 AM  

bigpeeler: So in other words, you didn't understand a word of it. LOL


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2020-05-15 9:12:12 AM  
Everything Trump does is a giant smokebomb of stupidity.
 
2020-05-15 9:36:18 AM  
I went through a short phase where I thought Jim Cramer and Maria Bartiromo had useful things to say, but it turned out they always mistook correlation with causation. They cheered the market because it was going up, and therefore they always cheered the market, and that worked until it didn't.

Ignoring them was one of the best things that ever happened to me, financially speaking.
 
2020-05-15 10:03:09 AM  

Purple_Urkle: What's the death count up to now 80,000?
The ice rinks are full of the dead in my state. Anyways.


HEY TRUMP!
If each of the 80,000 had just 5 people who cared deeply about them survive, that means there's 400,000 living people who can't be distracted, who feel extreme ANGER AND RAGE, every time you talk about anything other than real solutions to the virus. Most people don't hate their families like you do, they hate you for being lazy, self focused, and negligently killing their irreplaceable loved ones.

Abbott labs tests are trash. People who promote them belong in prison. Jail Matt Schlapp for a win.


We passed 80k a long time ago.  The elevated death rates for the first quarter of the year indicate 3700o+people died from the virus that weren't listed. and the current death rates are also elevated beyond the virus is rates so we're probably more around the hundred forty range right now.
 
2020-05-15 10:08:28 AM  

mofa: I went through a short phase where I thought Jim Cramer and Maria Bartiromo had useful things to say, but it turned out they always mistook correlation with causation. They cheered the market because it was going up, and therefore they always cheered the market, and that worked until it didn't.

Ignoring them was one of the best things that ever happened to me, financially speaking.


I miss Louis Rukeyser.
 
2020-05-15 10:54:30 AM  

please: The fark happened to her face???


Infected jizz showers.
 
2020-05-15 12:08:23 PM  
She was born September 11, 1967
It's totally an inside job.
 
2020-05-15 12:14:31 PM  
I didn't watch it, of course, but from what I understand, Maria would have been more dignified if she'd given him an actual blowjob instead of the virtual blowjob she performed.
 
2020-05-15 12:23:44 PM  

please: The fark happened to her face???


Her personality caught up with it.
 
2020-05-15 6:00:57 PM  

please: The fark happened to her face???


Seven years in service to the One Ring will do that to a person's face.
 
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