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2020-05-14 9:36:32 PM  
Fark, that lady in the photo looks and walks like an AT-ST.
 
2020-05-14 9:45:23 PM  
Why would you graze cattle in a desert?
 
2020-05-14 10:58:02 PM  

Kiler: Why would you graze cattle in a desert?


Thus the illegal trenches.
 
2020-05-15 12:19:39 AM  
That asshole again? This sh*t is getting old

/Someone needs a time out
 
2020-05-15 6:52:17 AM  
Takers.
 
2020-05-15 6:55:53 AM  
They should take over a state capitol building this time.

I hear that works.
 
2020-05-15 6:56:21 AM  

Kiler: Why would you graze cattle in a desert?


Because there's a lot of protected land you can f*ck up. If it upsets environmentalists, it's worth the headache.
 
2020-05-15 6:59:18 AM  
Behold, the Master Race:
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2020-05-15 7:05:25 AM  
Here's a theory: if he is illegally grazing his cattle,why not illegally poach some steak?
 
2020-05-15 7:09:15 AM  
Do these "people" even work? Besides stump breaking?

I realize cows can mostly take care of themselves but damn, they do have some of the most free time to get themselves to break the law.

/ seems stump breaking is quite lucrative....I should buy a farm...
 
2020-05-15 7:09:55 AM  
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2020-05-15 7:11:02 AM  
 
2020-05-15 7:15:53 AM  
Should we be worried that the government is just totally impotent to deal with some farmers and their morbidly obese cohorts? 

Like.....isn't that a sign that something is very, very wrong with a country?
 
2020-05-15 7:16:46 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.
 
2020-05-15 7:18:10 AM  

JaytheFarkingCanadian: Here's a theory: if he is illegally grazing his cattle,why not illegally poach some steak?


Sounds like it's time for the Monkeywrench Gang to go spike some piping out there too.
 
2020-05-15 7:18:36 AM  
Headline made me think of:
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And the cat could think circles around Bundy.
 
2020-05-15 7:20:57 AM  
 
2020-05-15 7:29:48 AM  
Ah, I love the smell of federal agents storming a compound and killing or arresting shiat head cow thieves in the morning.
 
2020-05-15 7:32:09 AM  
Use LRAD on the cows.
 
2020-05-15 7:44:09 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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Which side of his face is the healthy side?
 
2020-05-15 7:47:23 AM  

sleze: Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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Which side of his face is the healthy side?


That's a good question. When I look at his mouth, I'd say the right side. When I look at his eyes, it looks like the left side.
 
2020-05-15 7:50:58 AM  
The government should just shoot the illegally grazing cattle.
 
2020-05-15 8:00:13 AM  

Xetal: The government should just shoot the illegally grazing cattle.


LRAD and Active Denial. No bullets needed.
 
2020-05-15 8:00:48 AM  
President Obama established Gold Butte National Monument in his final days in office in late 2016 under the Antiquities Act of 1906.

I see the problem.  A black man is tried to take something from them and is trying to tell them what to do.
 
2020-05-15 8:02:18 AM  
& Knuckles
 
2020-05-15 8:03:34 AM  
sniper team would deal with this terrorism problem decisively.
 
2020-05-15 8:04:55 AM  

Xetal: The government should just shoot the illegally grazing cattle.


Supposedly, they don't really maintain control of their cattle.  They don't tag them (not sure if that's important out i the wild west). They've gotten on to the highways and wandered off.  Seems you could gather them up and satisfy that debt in no time.  Oh?  It's over a million dollars?  Well, you know what they say.  When you owe the federal government a couple of thousand, that's your problem.  When you owe the federal government a couple of million, that's their problem.
 
2020-05-15 8:07:33 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Sorelian's Ghost: Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.

When he was seven, a Ford LTD ran over and stalled over his head. The driver, unaware of Bundy's location, hit the gas and spun the car with Bundy's head still under the vehicle. This incident resulted in Bundy having a broken arm, a cracked skull, and a severely ripped motor nerve that left part of his face immobile.[4]


/ driver should have popped that watermelon
 
2020-05-15 8:09:57 AM  

DarnoKonrad: sniper team would deal with this terrorism problem decisively.


Well, the problem, you see is this:  The sniper would be shooting at white people and modern weapons are designed only to go off in the direction of minorities.

BLM:  Spokesman:  Disperse immediately.  Take no action against these officers performing their official duties.
Dildonian Terrist:  We got our guns!  You ain' gonna push us around
BLM:  There are snipes trained on you.  Do not take action against our officers.
Dildonian Terrist:  We aint afraid o' o snipers
BLM:  They're from Compton and Watts
Dildonian Terrist:  Let's mosey.
 
2020-05-15 8:17:13 AM  
The Bundy's and those that support them will be the first people to demand that you explain how they have "white privilege" - the complete lack of any self-awareness when they say, "these land claims go back to 1890" while local Nevada Native tribes roll their eyes and say, "1890, eh? That's cute".

The Feds need to deal with these clowns - their basic defense now is: Obama was illegitimate and therefore the monument isnt a monument, so gtfoh.
 
2020-05-15 8:18:11 AM  
Not only are they disgusting inside, they're disgusting outside.
 
2020-05-15 8:22:06 AM  

ModernLuddite: Should we be worried that the government is just totally impotent to deal with some farmers and their morbidly obese cohorts? 

Like.....isn't that a sign that something is very, very wrong with a country?


It means that federal agencies have to engage in an armed stand-off. People will die. It will be another Waco/Ruby Ridge situation.

Not that I disagree with you - they need to be dealt with. But it puts the Boogaloo Bois on high-alert and all the mess that will come with that.
 
2020-05-15 8:25:30 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Sorelian's Ghost: Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.

When he was seven, a Ford LTD ran over and stalled over his head. The driver, unaware of Bundy's location, hit the gas and spun the car with Bundy's head still under the vehicle. This incident resulted in Bundy having a broken arm, a cracked skull, and a severely ripped motor nerve that left part of his face immobile.[4]


"When he was seven, a Ford LTD ran over and stalled over his head. The driver, unaware of Bundy's location, hit the gas and spun the car with Bundy's head still under the vehicle. This incident resulted in Bundy having a broken arm, a cracked skull, and a severely ripped motor nerve that left part of his face brain immobile."

And I'm not really joking. That type of head injury has got to advance aggressive tendencies and troglodyte thinking. Although it doesn't explain his son.
 
2020-05-15 8:30:12 AM  
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2020-05-15 8:55:04 AM  
I expect a surprise guest appearance from corundum and burlap at any moment
 
2020-05-15 8:57:37 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Kiler: Why would you graze cattle in a desert?

Because there's a lot of protected land you can f*ck up. If it upsets environmentalists, it's worth the headache.


User name checks out.
 
2020-05-15 8:58:56 AM  

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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.


Pretty sure it's the result of getting hit by a truck, or something like that, when he was a kid.
 
2020-05-15 9:06:57 AM  

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Problem solved.
 
2020-05-15 9:07:27 AM  

RasIanI: ModernLuddite: Should we be worried that the government is just totally impotent to deal with some farmers and their morbidly obese cohorts? 

Like.....isn't that a sign that something is very, very wrong with a country?

It means that federal agencies have to engage in an armed stand-off. People will die. It will be another Waco/Ruby Ridge situation.

Not that I disagree with you - they need to be dealt with. But it puts the Boogaloo Bois on high-alert and all the mess that will come with that.


Well, they tried when BLM went out to deal with daddy a while back, and the dildoians had snipers posted on bridges with their guns trained of federal agents.

Basically, rather than the recruitment drive these idiots got following Ruby Ridge/Waco, all the sovereign citizens and 3%ers would mobilize. Granted, it would probably turn out like the Malheur refuge situation, but the possibility that these morons would lash out is a bit too high.
 
2020-05-15 9:27:25 AM  
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2020-05-15 9:47:29 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That asshole again? This sh*t is getting old

/Someone needs a time out


It's his son.
 
2020-05-15 10:01:36 AM  

ModernLuddite: Should we be worried that the government is just totally impotent to deal with some farmers and their morbidly obese cohorts? 

Like.....isn't that a sign that something is very, very wrong with a country?


Now, now.  The government is busy right now killing hundreds of thousands of Americans.  If that wasn't happening, sure.

Unless, of course, someone was selling loose cigarettes. Or sleeping in their own bed between EMT shifts.

Those are more important crimes to enforce. For... some... reason.

Seize the cattle. Lock up the thieves. Apply force if they resist.  Stop dicking around with these assholes.
 
2020-05-15 10:34:00 AM  

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"When he was seven, a Ford LTD ran over and stalled over his head. The driver, unaware of Bundy's location, hit the gas and spun the car with Bundy's head still under the vehicle. This incident resulted in Bundy having a broken arm, a cracked skull, and a severely ripped motor nerve that left part of his face immobile."

From the Wikis. He doesn't look like that because he's inbred, but good job ridiculing his appearance over a freak, and horrible, accident.

/he's still a douche though
 
2020-05-15 10:52:07 AM  

invictus2: Vacation Bible School: Sorelian's Ghost: Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.

When he was seven, a Ford LTD ran over and stalled over his head. The driver, unaware of Bundy's location, hit the gas and spun the car with Bundy's head still under the vehicle. This incident resulted in Bundy having a broken arm, a cracked skull, and a severely ripped motor nerve that left part of his face immobile.[4]

/ driver should have popped that watermelon


No, dude, wtf? He was only 7 when it happened. Wishing harm on a child is messed up, period.

If the same accident occurred now or after he started his bullshiate, I'm team truck.
 
2020-05-15 12:17:27 PM  

Kiler: Why would you graze cattle in a desert?


Because they are farking morons...They have this idea that the universe somehow OWES them
their lifestyle..I swear to dog that cattle ranchers are the damndest idiots you will ever hear of..
They try to subsist on marginal land, biatch and moan constantly that it's marginal land, and try
to exploit and destroy every thing possible to keep eking out a living..AND! AND! Then they will
brazenly claim, THEY are the REAL conservationists!!  They are the poster children for a
Sam Kinison quote...
 
2020-05-15 12:26:08 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.


Look I'll bash them all day, but he had a severed nerve from a piece of his skull when he got ran over by a car. S
 
2020-05-15 1:54:03 PM  
The Burnout County trash golems are being whipped up to hate the DNR again because we're coming up on Memorial Day. It's a similar pattern every year it seems.

Step 1- Dumb shiat builds a house with a basement in a swamp
Step 2- Basements floods in the spring time
Step 3- DURR HURR DNR BAD!!111!! THEY MADE THE WATER RISE AND I'MMA SUE THE BASTARDS!11!!!1!

Nope, has nothing to do with the hundreds of acres of old-growth oak that's been harvested(clear-cut and sold off by people who don't live here) over the last couple of decades, no sir. Or the fact that, ya know, you live in a farking swamp.
 
2020-05-15 8:07:10 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: DarnoKonrad: sniper team would deal with this terrorism problem decisively.

Well, the problem, you see is this:  The sniper would be shooting at white people and modern weapons are designed only to go off in the direction of minorities.

BLM:  Spokesman:  Disperse immediately.  Take no action against these officers performing their official duties.
Dildonian Terrist:  We got our guns!  You ain' gonna push us around
BLM:  There are snipes trained on you.  Do not take action against our officers.
Dildonian Terrist:  We aint afraid o' o snipers
BLM:  They're from Compton and Watts
Dildonian Terrist:  Let's mosey.


Haha... Modern weapons... You know the Geneva convention was never applied to colonies or wars against indigenous people. Europeans loved to use dum-dum bullets on non-whites.

Things never change...
 
2020-05-15 8:09:33 PM  

rhodabear: invictus2: Vacation Bible School: Sorelian's Ghost: Farking Clown Shoes: Behold, the Master Race:
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That dude had a stroke right?  I mean he had to have had a stroke, if he didn't and that is his face...

He sort of has a chin though.

When he was seven, a Ford LTD ran over and stalled over his head. The driver, unaware of Bundy's location, hit the gas and spun the car with Bundy's head still under the vehicle. This incident resulted in Bundy having a broken arm, a cracked skull, and a severely ripped motor nerve that left part of his face immobile.[4]

/ driver should have popped that watermelon

No, dude, wtf? He was only 7 when it happened. Wishing harm on a child is messed up, period.

If the same accident occurred now or after he started his bullshiate, I'm team truck.


Achtoooley....
An LTD is a car...
//Carry on
 
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