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(CBS News)   So kids having heart attacks is what we have to look forward to. Sure there's an R.E.M. song we could use as reference but we won't   (cbsnews.com) divider line
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2020-05-14 8:35:28 PM  
Shiny happy people? That's kinda twisted.
 
2020-05-14 8:41:52 PM  
Years from now we're gonna find out that the 'rona turns frogs gay.
 
2020-05-14 9:17:10 PM  
The Wrong Child?
 
2020-05-14 9:17:23 PM  
Everybody Hurts?
 
2020-05-14 9:19:35 PM  
What If We Give It Away?
 
2020-05-14 9:21:44 PM  
Try Not to Breathe?
 
2020-05-14 9:35:54 PM  
What is the song, subby?
 
2020-05-14 10:12:55 PM  
What's the frequency Kenneth?
 
2020-05-14 10:13:57 PM  
Feeling Gravity's Pull?
 
2020-05-14 10:17:29 PM  
"Losing My Two Children?"
 
2020-05-14 10:19:25 PM  
Life and How to Live It?
 
2020-05-14 10:26:08 PM  
"Orange Crush"?
 
2020-05-14 10:27:07 PM  
Man on the moon?
 
2020-05-14 10:49:25 PM  
Fall On Me?
 
2020-05-14 11:39:49 PM  
Carnival of Sorts
 
2020-05-15 4:28:40 AM  
Honestly the whole thing is Losing My Religion if you bend it a bit. The protesters. The word vomit. "Christians." The overwhelming sense of being powerless against a tidal wave of insanity. Thinking there's stuff you can do but don't or can't. Feeling alone.

I dunno.
 
2020-05-15 6:34:40 AM  
Radio Free Europe?
 
2020-05-15 6:35:53 AM  
Kids suffering long-term debilitation?

Yeah, it's just the flu...

/eyeroll
 
2020-05-15 6:38:53 AM  
That's me on a stretcher...
That's me in the E.R.
getting chest compressions...
 
2020-05-15 6:42:31 AM  
Real cardiac
I feel so inar inar inar inar inar inar inar inarticulat
 
2020-05-15 6:48:31 AM  
Donald Trump x REM - Losing My Civilians
Youtube IeT6Aeof4Ok
 
2020-05-15 6:49:35 AM  
Wrong band from the 1980s.

Madness - Cardiac Arrest
Youtube s359OsWRBLM
 
2020-05-15 6:50:07 AM  

PunGent: Kids suffering long-term debilitation?

Yeah, it's just the flu...

/eyeroll


Eh theres still tons of people saying OPEN EVERYTHING WE CANT LIVE IN FEAR FOREVER TILL A VACCINE, THE ECONOMY, PEOPLE GOING INSANE, KIDS BEING ABUSED BY THEIR PARENTS, WOMEN BEING BEATEN BY THEIR HUSBANDS...

On the one hand they are right but on the other millions would die if we did like they want. So... if you're a woman and you get beat up or raped or he touches the kids, do the world a solid and slice your husband up while he sleeps or you know, call the cops.
 
2020-05-15 6:52:34 AM  
finest worksong?
 
2020-05-15 6:58:15 AM  

PunGent: Kids suffering long-term debilitation?

Yeah, it's just the flu...

/eyeroll


There has actually been some solid evidence around for years that getting the flu can have long term or even lifelong health effects such as an increased risk of heart attack and stroke and it hasn't made people care.
 
2020-05-15 6:59:44 AM  
Serious question.

Are we in a biological war?

What the hell us going on?
 
2020-05-15 7:01:48 AM  
Wolves, Lower
 
2020-05-15 7:02:44 AM  
Daysleeper?
 
2020-05-15 7:03:50 AM  
How the West was won and where it got us?
 
2020-05-15 7:06:44 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Serious question.

Are we in a biological war?

What the hell us going on?


It's a pandemic with a novel virus that we don't know a lot about, yet.  There will continue to be WTF discoveries like this for the next several years, in all likelihood.  The reason everything is stupid is because we have incompetent morons in charge and they're actively making everything worse.

That's all.  Nothing more, nothing less.
 
2020-05-15 7:08:37 AM  
That wasn't an R.E.M. song!
Olivia Newton-John - Heart Attack
Youtube _SAcQPxsebs
 
2020-05-15 7:11:21 AM  
Green Grow the Rushes? Take a break, driver 8.
 
2020-05-15 7:19:19 AM  
Burnin' Hell?
 
2020-05-15 7:23:25 AM  
Try Not to Breathe. Or maybe Bad Day
 
2020-05-15 7:29:02 AM  
The Great Beyond?
 
2020-05-15 7:33:04 AM  
There's been evidence of neurological symptoms since the beginning, which is why a "make everyone get it and then we'll be fine" plan is moronic at best. The people who survived would have unknown side effects from the virus that we can't even quantify the risk from yet.
 
2020-05-15 7:34:50 AM  
I fail to see how "At My Most Beautiful" has to do with these times
 
2020-05-15 7:36:13 AM  
Its the End of the World
 
2020-05-15 7:40:05 AM  
Now the libs are dragging kids in to their hoax.
 
2020-05-15 7:40:29 AM  
I can sense a "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN" coming up as states try to reopen.

"The fact that the syndrome is appearing in places where coronavirus is prevalent suggests that there could be a correlation" that's it.

Amazing that Fark has for so long provided shelter from media fearmongering and now hosts nothing but.
 
2020-05-15 7:47:30 AM  

Bohnanza: I can sense a "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN" coming up as states try to reopen.

"The fact that the syndrome is appearing in places where coronavirus is prevalent suggests that there could be a correlation" that's it.

Amazing that Fark has for so long provided shelter from media fearmongering and now hosts nothing but.


Yes. Let's just ignore it and hope it just goes away. Solid plan
 
2020-05-15 7:47:59 AM  

Bohnanza: I can sense a "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN" coming up as states try to reopen.

"The fact that the syndrome is appearing in places where coronavirus is prevalent suggests that there could be a correlation" that's it.


Yeah it's probably a coincidence. Or a hoax.

Amazing that Fark has for so long provided shelter from media fearmongering and now hosts nothing but.

Yeah bro, I don't see any reason to worry about a spike in cases of a strange disease in children. It's ((media)) that's the real problem. You know what I'm saying.
 
2020-05-15 7:55:11 AM  
I'm wondering if there is a link to childhood obesity or poor eating habits in this newfangled disease.
 
2020-05-15 7:59:00 AM  

Aezetyr: I'm wondering if there is a link to childhood obesity or poor eating habits in this newfangled disease.


I hope so... I'll blame being overweight in 2008 on Coronavirus and Obama's time machine.
 
2020-05-15 7:59:05 AM  
Yeah, the children's hospital I used to work at put out a report that there might be a link but it's super rare, so you're better off worrying about keeping yourself healthy.
 
2020-05-15 7:59:09 AM  

whither_apophis: What's the frequency Kenneth?


666 mega hurts
 
2020-05-15 8:00:21 AM  
Stand?
 
2020-05-15 8:03:48 AM  
Skeeter Davis?
 
2020-05-15 8:03:50 AM  

koder: Honestly the whole thing is Losing My Religion if you bend it a bit. The protesters. The word vomit. "Christians." The overwhelming sense of being powerless against a tidal wave of insanity. Thinking there's stuff you can do but don't or can't. Feeling alone.

I dunno.


"That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion"

"Losing my religion" as a figure of speech just means swearing.  Of which there's a lot going on now, admittedly.
 
2020-05-15 8:06:08 AM  
King of Birds?
 
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