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2020-05-14 3:00:09 PM  
Going earlier today because the weather here is amazing and I need to sit in my driveway and drink beer
 
2020-05-14 3:02:01 PM  

Drew: Going earlier today because the weather here is amazing and I need to sit in my driveway and drink beer


Out of box wine?
 
2020-05-14 3:03:08 PM  
It's 56 and raining in Cottage Grove, but I don't care because rain = less tree pollen floating around making me miserable.
 
2020-05-14 3:18:05 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Drew: Going earlier today because the weather here is amazing and I need to sit in my driveway and drink beer

Out of box wine?


I got more
 
2020-05-14 3:20:37 PM  
bah....I've got a vendor call scheduled for 16:00 & I just know I'm gonna be pissed off and want a drink.
 
2020-05-14 3:21:58 PM  

Drew: Going earlier today because the weather here is amazing and I need to sit in my driveway and drink beer


Damn...I dont have a driveway...or a car, but i DO have plenty of beer.

That's it, I'm down!
 
2020-05-14 3:23:12 PM  

smed7: bah....I've got a vendor call scheduled for 16:00 & I just know I'm gonna be pissed off and want a drink.


Go buy some Corona Beer...and tell the vendor you have a case of Corona, That would not be lying.
 
2020-05-14 3:32:26 PM  

Drew: Going earlier today because the weather here is amazing and I need to sit in my driveway and drink beer


Could you be more American? Well, maybe if it was Canada and warm and sunny.
 
2020-05-14 3:33:03 PM  

GratefullyAlive: smed7: bah....I've got a vendor call scheduled for 16:00 & I just know I'm gonna be pissed off and want a drink.

Go buy some Corona Beer...and tell the vendor you have a case of Corona, That would not be lying.


You don't even have to drink the Corona!
 
2020-05-14 3:34:03 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Drew: Going earlier today because the weather here is amazing and I need to sit in my driveway and drink beer

Out of box wine?


A lot of places must be out of boxed wine by now, but never fear, once Trump gets paid, he will drop the tariffs and there's a giant lake of the stuff in Europe. Want butter? They have a mountain the size of the Matterhorn.
 
2020-05-14 3:35:27 PM  

GratefullyAlive: smed7: bah....I've got a vendor call scheduled for 16:00 & I just know I'm gonna be pissed off and want a drink.

Go buy some Corona Beer...and tell the vendor you have a case of Corona, That would not be lying.


I think I actually have (2) Corona Extra's in the fridge, you know, next to the good beer.
 
2020-05-14 3:36:04 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: It's 56 and raining in Cottage Grove, but I don't care because rain = less tree pollen floating around making me miserable.


That's nice. I had a nasty cold yesterday but it is pretty much gone today. My colds lately have been very brief and mild. Alarmingly, terrifyingly mild. Wish me luck!
 
2020-05-14 3:36:47 PM  
If I had a Corona in my refrigetor, it would be at least ten years old. And unfindable without a Spring Cleaning.
 
2020-05-14 3:37:20 PM  
Do Americans know about skunky beer or does American beer not last long enough to freeze?
 
2020-05-14 3:39:27 PM  

smed7: GratefullyAlive: smed7: bah....I've got a vendor call scheduled for 16:00 & I just know I'm gonna be pissed off and want a drink.

Go buy some Corona Beer...and tell the vendor you have a case of Corona, That would not be lying.

I think I actually have (2) Corona Extra's in the fridge, you know, next to the good beer.


Whats Corona Extra?  Extra Crappy?  I debating between SweetWater 420 Pale Ale, Unitas Hop Nosh and Founders Centennial (single hop IPA)
 
2020-05-14 3:42:38 PM  

GratefullyAlive: smed7: GratefullyAlive: smed7: bah....I've got a vendor call scheduled for 16:00 & I just know I'm gonna be pissed off and want a drink.

Go buy some Corona Beer...and tell the vendor you have a case of Corona, That would not be lying.

I think I actually have (2) Corona Extra's in the fridge, you know, next to the good beer.

Whats Corona Extra?  Extra Crappy?  I debating between SweetWater 420 Pale Ale, Unitas Hop Nosh and Founders Centennial (single hop IPA)


ooof - you win.
and I get to listen to a whiny vendor that can't support his "well documented" product.

/Founders All Day IPA for me once that's over.
 
2020-05-14 3:46:19 PM  
Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.
 
2020-05-14 3:50:37 PM  
You know, I might even go for a walk today. Or maybe check my mailbox.
 
2020-05-14 3:52:50 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.


Username checks out?
 
2020-05-14 3:54:16 PM  

brantgoose: Do Americans know about skunky beer or does American beer not last long enough to freeze?


Never buy beer on the floor that's on sale. Been cold more than once.
 
2020-05-14 3:55:52 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?


Username farks with the GUI?
 
2020-05-14 3:58:59 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?

Username farks with the GUI?


Drew even "tested" with my username to see if three badges would fit.

\ Apparently, after half a box of wine, they look ok.
 
2020-05-14 4:02:38 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?

Username farks with the GUI?

Drew even "tested" with my username to see if three badges would fit.

\ Apparently, after half a box of wine, they look ok.


It makes it difficult to "smart" your posts.
 
2020-05-14 4:05:44 PM  
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Dallan. Dallan. Dallan...
 
2020-05-14 4:14:20 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?

Username farks with the GUI?

Drew even "tested" with my username to see if three badges would fit.

\ Apparently, after half a box of wine, they look ok.

It makes it difficult to "smart" your posts.


That's why I've regressed to running jokes and memes.
 
2020-05-14 4:46:16 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?

Username farks with the GUI?

Drew even "tested" with my username to see if three badges would fit.

\ Apparently, after half a box of wine, they look ok.

It makes it difficult to "smart" your posts.

That's why I've regressed to running jokes and memes.


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2020-05-14 4:46:21 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?

Username farks with the GUI?

Drew even "tested" with my username to see if three badges would fit.

\ Apparently, after half a box of wine, they look ok.

It makes it difficult to "smart" your posts.


I don't have a problem, but it's probably different on mobile.
 
2020-05-14 4:53:10 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Non Sequitur Man: Glad this one is early. I've got a date with the hammock.

Username checks out?

Username farks with the GUI?

Drew even "tested" with my username to see if three badges would fit.

\ Apparently, after half a box of wine, they look ok.

It makes it difficult to "smart" your posts.

That's why I've regressed to running jokes and memes.


I figured out how to smart you just now.
 
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