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    More: Creepy, English-language films, Closed-circuit television, American films, Mother, Adolescence, Fifteen-year-old Aniyah Robinson, The Stranger, 14-year-old boy  
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6756 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2020 at 4:05 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-14 2:59:23 PM  
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2020-05-14 3:49:49 PM  
What's the problem? She is his beautiful little trophy and forever girlfriend. She just doesn't know it yet.
 
2020-05-14 4:04:02 PM  
Well, if she'd simply pointed a webcam at her bed nobody would have to break in
 
2020-05-14 4:07:29 PM  

DoctorCal: [Fark user image image 480x360]


What movie is this? I think I've been looking for it. Is he looking at a sleeping girl with an areola in the next shot?
 
2020-05-14 4:08:28 PM  
He learned it from the Twilight movies.
 
2020-05-14 4:08:41 PM  
You know, in all likely hood, the next time was going to be murdery, just my pure speculation never the less I would bet on it
 
2020-05-14 4:09:13 PM  
Quaran-Teen Seduction Technique #31:
 
2020-05-14 4:11:32 PM  
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2020-05-14 4:12:16 PM  
The creepiest part is that they have security cameras inside the house.
 
2020-05-14 4:13:35 PM  

waxbeans: DoctorCal: [Fark user image image 480x360]

What movie is this? I think I've been looking for it. Is he looking at a sleeping girl with an areola in the next shot?


Bad Ronald
 
2020-05-14 4:14:23 PM  

jtown: The creepiest part is that they have security cameras inside the house.


This is the 7th kid they caught so good investment.
 
2020-05-14 4:14:37 PM  
Brightburn
 
2020-05-14 4:16:43 PM  
She's young to have a full beard.
 
2020-05-14 4:18:58 PM  
This is why front doors have locks, people. If you brag that your neighborhood is safe enough to leave them unlocked, guess what's bound to happen eventually?
 
2020-05-14 4:20:04 PM  

waxbeans: You know, in all likely hood, the next time was going to be murdery, just my pure speculation never the less I would bet on it


I suspect next time he'll fix the cable.
 
2020-05-14 4:20:05 PM  

cyberspacedout: This is why front doors have locks, people. If you brag that your neighborhood is safe enough to leave them unlocked, guess what's bound to happen eventually?


They fix the cable?
 
2020-05-14 4:21:34 PM  
long ago, Day 2 in the first place the future Mrs SS and i were playing house in, two blocks away...a mailman that had been fired on a Friday went to his boss's house Saturday morning. the door was unlocked. ex-mailman walks in, shoot ex-boss's boyfriend and ex-boss dead, walks out the door. we've locked our doors since then.
 
2020-05-14 4:25:05 PM  

DoctorCal: waxbeans: DoctorCal: [Fark user image image 480x360]

What movie is this? I think I've been looking for it. Is he looking at a sleeping girl with an areola in the next shot?

Bad Ronald


I guess I was incorrect.
I think the movie I'm looking for is Lucus. But, that too must be incorrect. I'm look for a scene where the kid is watching what I believe is a babysitter sleep inner boob is exposed I can't seem to find this movie and I keep on thinking it was Lucas or the starship fighter but I think those are both incorrect also does anyone know
 
2020-05-14 4:26:10 PM  
he just didn't get the notice that this is only allowable if you are a sparkly vampire.
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2020-05-14 4:26:58 PM  
He likes to watch and got tired of paying for it.
 
2020-05-14 4:27:14 PM  

RainDawg: jtown: The creepiest part is that they have security cameras inside the house.

This is the 7th kid they caught so good investment.


Maybe they should lock the damn door.
 
2020-05-14 4:28:41 PM  

waxbeans: DoctorCal: [Fark user image image 480x360]

What movie is this? I think I've been looking for it. Is he looking at a sleeping girl with an areola in the next shot?


The girl has one breast out?
 
2020-05-14 4:36:12 PM  
Girls like a boy that is daring and persistant. I'm rooting for these two lovebirds.  Now that she knows the extent of his passion, she is sure to fall for him.  I wish more young men were this romantic.
 
2020-05-14 4:37:24 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: waxbeans: You know, in all likely hood, the next time was going to be murdery, just my pure speculation never the less I would bet on it

I suspect next time he'll fix the cable.


pounddawg: cyberspacedout: This is why front doors have locks, people. If you brag that your neighborhood is safe enough to leave them unlocked, guess what's bound to happen eventually?

They fix the cable?


1 second difference. Not bad.
 
2020-05-14 4:38:07 PM  
FTFA:
"Officer Charley Davidson said the teen entered the home through an unlocked door and stole a tool."

Later in TFA:
"No one was hurt and nothing was stolen."

That reporting really takes the KAKE.
 
2020-05-14 4:39:19 PM  
Ok, so which is it? "...the teen entered the home through an unlocked door and stole a tool" or "No one was hurt and nothing was stolen." ???
 
2020-05-14 4:41:02 PM  
IRTFA. Credit for the story is Chris Lilley...
 
2020-05-14 4:41:08 PM  
I've seen enough dojin to know where this is going.
 
2020-05-14 4:41:14 PM  
Hell, he's 14. If he didn't rub one out I'm almost proud of his forbearance.
 
2020-05-14 4:44:22 PM  
You never complained before!

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2020-05-14 4:44:56 PM  
I think it's weird that people put these cameras IN their houses. Outside already reeks of paranoia but why would you want your private life to be potentially watched by techs at some corporation?
 
2020-05-14 4:47:35 PM  
CSB: In my early 20s, a bunch of friends decided to go to Atlanta and dork around all weekend. We were broke, so we shared one hotel room.

I woke up the next morning to one guy looming over me. I scream, start swinging, and pitched an unholy fit that woke everyone else in the room up.

He explained to the others that he was watching me sleep, how cute I looked, blah blah blah. He was NOT a romantic interest. Some of the guys had to take him out for a walk and explain how creepy it was, as the others tried to calm me down.

/funny in retrospect, but some young guys do really stupid things.
 
2020-05-14 4:51:02 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I think it's weird that people put these cameras IN their houses. Outside already reeks of paranoia but why would you want your private life to be potentially watched by techs at some corporation?


Shhhhh.

No one watches remotely.
 
2020-05-14 5:01:04 PM  
A good dog would have taken care of this little perv in a hurry.
 
2020-05-14 5:05:15 PM  
It's one of the subsets of burglars that you really need to keep an eye on...Ones that break in, knowing that somebody's home.  I'd bet money that this kid ends up getting busted on a sex offender charge, probably in the near future.

It makes the ones that burgle the house and leave a calling card, like a dump in the middle of the living room, look normal by comparison.  At least they took something, ffs.
 
2020-05-14 5:08:49 PM  
I am not a gun owner, but this seems like one of the very few scenarios where you'd want one under your pillow.
Or at least a cop-sized taser.
 
2020-05-14 5:12:13 PM  

talkertopc: waxbeans: DoctorCal: [Fark user image image 480x360]

What movie is this? I think I've been looking for it. Is he looking at a sleeping girl with an areola in the next shot?

The girl has one breast out?


I think so. There is sunlight coming from outside. And she mostly dressed/covered but her boob is out and he's watching her sleep/breathe
 
2020-05-14 5:18:36 PM  

FirstDennis: I am not a gun owner, but this seems like one of the very few scenarios where you'd want one under your pillow.
Or at least a cop-sized taser.


Or you could just lock your farking doors at night.
 
2020-05-14 5:21:24 PM  

Roque: Ok, so which is it? "...the teen entered the home through an unlocked door and stole a tool" or "No one was hurt and nothing was stolen." ???


oh he had a tool
 
2020-05-14 5:27:34 PM  
Betting she won't want to fall asleep on that couch anymore.
 
2020-05-14 5:29:01 PM  

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"I'm so farked up"
 
2020-05-14 5:29:19 PM  
Someday he will build a nice cage with her bones. Excitable boy, they all said.
 
2020-05-14 5:34:04 PM  

jtown: The creepiest part is that they have security cameras inside the house.


How else can you film your teen daughter.

Yeah OK, everything in this story was creep.
 
2020-05-14 5:34:16 PM  

Evil Mackerel: FirstDennis: I am not a gun owner, but this seems like one of the very few scenarios where you'd want one under your pillow.
Or at least a cop-sized taser.

Or you could just lock your farking doors at night.


This kid seems the type that would let himself in during the day and hide in the attic.  He'll learn from his mistake and up his game.  maybe even go full Jayme Closs abduction path.
 
2020-05-14 5:38:05 PM  
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2020-05-14 5:46:40 PM  

sinko swimo: long ago, Day 2 in the first place the future Mrs SS and i were playing house in, two blocks away...a mailman that had been fired on a Friday went to his boss's house Saturday morning. the door was unlocked. ex-mailman walks in, shoot ex-boss's boyfriend and ex-boss dead, walks out the door. we've locked our doors since then.


I live next who a 61 year old ex-bartender, and all around badass white woman. She leaves her front and back door wide open, sometimes all night, from late spring, well into the fall.

Don't know if she had a gun, and we've never discussed it. I wouldn't doubt it, tho.

Meanwhile, my sister practically superglues our windows shut. She never sits with the front door open, and I have to plead with her to leave it open during the summer.

Colorado isn't New York, California, or even the deep south. We're sort of in-between, I guess (literally and figuratively). But I've been taught since birth to lock my doors, both car and home. My dad actually had someone kick the front door down in his house, and burglarized it. After that, he bought a metal door for that one, and another one for this house.

My dad finished his twenty years, and two tours in Vietnam, with a sharpshooter rifle distinction. He wasn't a sniper, but he knew how to use a gun.

I don't play. I don't try to tempt thieves. This isn't 1950s suburbia. Millions of people have lost their jobs. They will eat, and if it's on your dime, so be it.

Lock your doors, people.
 
2020-05-14 5:56:00 PM  
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2020-05-14 5:59:32 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I think it's weird that people put these cameras IN their houses. Outside already reeks of paranoia but why would you want your private life to be potentially watched by techs at some corporation?


Just in case crazy teens break in to watch your 14 y/o daughter sleep, I reckon
 
2020-05-14 6:30:44 PM  
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2020-05-14 6:33:30 PM  

Karma Chameleon: I think it's weird that people put these cameras IN their houses. Outside already reeks of paranoia but why would you want your private life to be potentially watched by techs at some corporation?


I do have cams in and out to protect my family and home. First damn thing I do is change the default security config and none are accessible outside of my LAN.  If techs at some corporation can bust thru my private network, tap into the camera(s) and want to watch my front door, back patio, kitchen, or upper level hallway, more power to them.
 
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