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(Mediaite)   The sentient Coronavirus strain known as Covid-Tucker-Carlson continues trying to get Fauci discredited and fired   (mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, United States, Severe acute respiratory syndrome, Dr. Anthony Fauci, actual segment, David Asman, Question  
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2020-05-14 9:59:08 AM  
Well, in fairness, Tucker is allergic to facts, and Fauci directly impacts his quality of life with all the uncomfortable truths that he lays out. Really, it's just self-defense.

Then again...

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2020-05-14 1:27:22 PM  
Never forget that Tucker is independently wealthy, and could do whatever he wanted.

And this is what he chooses to do.  That's who he is.
 
2020-05-14 1:28:19 PM  
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2020-05-14 3:13:17 PM  
We're just, as, citizens, asking questions.

We know.  "JUST ASKING QUESTIONS WINK WINK" is part of your business model.

Go pound salt, Tuck.
 
2020-05-14 3:20:09 PM  

ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]


We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.
 
2020-05-14 3:20:30 PM  

Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.


Err....Swanson's.
 
2020-05-14 3:49:46 PM  

Diogenes: Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.

Err....Swanson's.


Same awful shiate, basically.
 
2020-05-14 3:50:13 PM  

Diogenes: Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.

Err....Swanson's.


I wish I didn't know that. Now I can't buy anything Swanson's.
 
2020-05-14 3:50:48 PM  
Ahhh, the latest in Republican propaganda...

We aren't attacking him, but....

I'm not trying to start a political argument, but....
 
2020-05-14 3:51:08 PM  

palelizard: Diogenes: Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.

Err....Swanson's.

I wish I didn't know that. Now I can't buy anything Swanson's.


The only decent thing is the brownie anyway.
 
2020-05-14 3:52:45 PM  
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2020-05-14 3:54:24 PM  

Diogenes: palelizard: Diogenes: Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.

Err....Swanson's.

I wish I didn't know that. Now I can't buy anything Swanson's.

The only decent thing is the brownie anyway.


I like the bone broth.
 
2020-05-14 3:55:55 PM  

palelizard: Diogenes: palelizard: Diogenes: Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.

Err....Swanson's.

I wish I didn't know that. Now I can't buy anything Swanson's.

The only decent thing is the brownie anyway.

I like the bone broth.


Oh, right.  I always just go to the frozen dinners in my mind.  I have used the stocks and broths.
 
2020-05-14 3:57:04 PM  

Diogenes: We're just, as, citizens, asking questions.

We know.  "JUST ASKING QUESTIONS WINK WINK" is part of your business model.

Go pound salt, Tuck.


Is this their updated slogan: We report...the questions we ask, you decide.
 
2020-05-14 3:57:31 PM  
Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!
 
2020-05-14 3:59:47 PM  

Texas Gabe: Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!


Go with your gut. Don't forget, the expert gets paid to say that kind of stuff.
 
2020-05-14 4:00:29 PM  
Is Tucker Carlson the kind of guy who secretly rubs his junk on the FOX interns' chairs while humming "99 Luftbaloons" in the original German? I'm just asking questions here.
 
2020-05-14 4:01:07 PM  
And yes, you can hum in German. It's like regular humming, but angrier.
 
2020-05-14 4:02:24 PM  

Diogenes: palelizard: Diogenes: palelizard: Diogenes: Diogenes: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x242]

We also can't trust these elitist snobs who tell us what to do and think.

That's why I get my news from son of an ambassador, and haughty prep school and Trinity-educated heir of the Stouffer's fortune Tucker Carlson.

Err....Swanson's.

I wish I didn't know that. Now I can't buy anything Swanson's.

The only decent thing is the brownie anyway.

I like the bone broth.

Oh, right.  I always just go to the frozen dinners in my mind.  I have used the stocks and broths.


A big ol' mug of bone broth on a cold winter's day is serious comfort food.
 
2020-05-14 4:02:45 PM  
Why are people not calling him Cucker or F*cker?
 
2020-05-14 4:07:06 PM  

palelizard: Texas Gabe: Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!

Go with your gut. Don't forget, the expert gets paid to say that kind of stuff.


By "that kind of stuff" do you mean "the truth"? Because that's the issue here.
 
2020-05-14 4:13:27 PM  

towatchoverme: And yes, you can hum in German. It's like regular humming, but angrier.


Das stimmt.
 
2020-05-14 4:17:00 PM  

born_yesterday: Never forget that Tucker is independently wealthy, and could do whatever he wanted.

And this is what he chooses to do.  That's who he is.


Independently wealthy makes it sound like he got rich by pulling up his bootstraps and working extra hard through trials and tribulations and not because he's a spoiled little shiz who inherited a lot of money and said, "Holy crap, if my inheritance had been taxed at a reasonable level, I'd be less capable of...of...ummm...I'd still be filthy rich, but I'd be less able of holding it over working class people that I could have fired by complaining to their manager!"
 
2020-05-14 4:18:09 PM  
History is not going to judge him mercifully.
 
2020-05-14 4:19:13 PM  
Gosh, it's almost as if conservative media and the GOP are working together to weaken and divide this country
 
2020-05-14 4:24:04 PM  

The Lone Gunman: born_yesterday: Never forget that Tucker is independently wealthy, and could do whatever he wanted.

And this is what he chooses to do.  That's who he is.

Independently wealthy makes it sound like he got rich by pulling up his bootstraps and working extra hard through trials and tribulations and not because he's a spoiled little shiz who inherited a lot of money and said, "Holy crap, if my inheritance had been taxed at a reasonable level, I'd be less capable of...of...ummm...I'd still be filthy rich, but I'd be less able of holding it over working class people that I could have fired by complaining to their manager!"


Indeed.  How about entitled trust fund baby?
 
2020-05-14 4:25:22 PM  
Carlson: Fauci is a "stone-cold genius who you are not allowed to question"

reality: Fauci testified in front of Senate Health Committee
 
2020-05-14 4:26:55 PM  

Texas Gabe: palelizard: Texas Gabe: Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!

Go with your gut. Don't forget, the expert gets paid to say that kind of stuff.

By "that kind of stuff" do you mean "the truth"? Because that's the issue here.

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2020-05-14 4:30:14 PM  

palelizard: Texas Gabe: palelizard: Texas Gabe: Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!

Go with your gut. Don't forget, the expert gets paid to say that kind of stuff.

By "that kind of stuff" do you mean "the truth"? Because that's the issue here.
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You've convinced me - the expert it is!
 
2020-05-14 4:33:35 PM  

palelizard: Texas Gabe: palelizard: Texas Gabe: Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!

Go with your gut. Don't forget, the expert gets paid to say that kind of stuff.

By "that kind of stuff" do you mean "the truth"? Because that's the issue here.
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Is that what you think happened? Do you think Fauci says we should do these things because he is in charge?
 
2020-05-14 4:35:30 PM  
What about the clip of Fauci saying masks were not needed and aren't useful for the public?
 
2020-05-14 4:36:09 PM  
This is an open ended question. To whom does Tucker answer to?
the ghost of Aisles, Xenu, Murdoch the 8th, Doreen at waffle house
He's getting directives from somewhere which is clear
 
2020-05-14 4:39:28 PM  
I would break my foot before I tired of kicking him in the balls...
 
2020-05-14 4:40:08 PM  

born_yesterday: The Lone Gunman: born_yesterday: Never forget that Tucker is independently wealthy, and could do whatever he wanted.

And this is what he chooses to do.  That's who he is.

Independently wealthy makes it sound like he got rich by pulling up his bootstraps and working extra hard through trials and tribulations and not because he's a spoiled little shiz who inherited a lot of money and said, "Holy crap, if my inheritance had been taxed at a reasonable level, I'd be less capable of...of...ummm...I'd still be filthy rich, but I'd be less able of holding it over working class people that I could have fired by complaining to their manager!"

Indeed.  How about entitled trust fund baby?


"Entitled trust fund baby broadcasting from the safety of his spacious and expensive home" to you, mister!
 
2020-05-14 4:40:40 PM  
Why does Tucker Carlson still have a job or even one dollar? Just doesn't seem right for him to have either. I'm just asking questions.
 
2020-05-14 6:18:19 PM  

henryhill: palelizard: Texas Gabe: palelizard: Texas Gabe: Ok, who should I trust about the coronavirus - a Trump shill or an infectious disease expert?

A Trump shill or an infectious disease expert...?

Trump shill...disease expert...?

...hmmmmm...

Shill or expert...?

Guys, help me out here!!!

Go with your gut. Don't forget, the expert gets paid to say that kind of stuff.

By "that kind of stuff" do you mean "the truth"? Because that's the issue here.
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Is that what you think happened? Do you think Fauci says we should do these things because he is in charge?


I was being satirical. I figured "go with your gut", "the expert gets paid to say that" (while not mentioning Carlson does too) and a deliberate misinterpretation of appeal to authority would have given it away. It's that kind of world now, I guess.
 
2020-05-14 7:21:23 PM  

WDFark think for a second: History is not going to judge him mercifully.


Neither is the present
 
2020-05-14 8:13:57 PM  

born_yesterday: Never forget that Tucker is independently wealthy, and could do whatever he wanted.

And this is what he chooses to do.  That's who he is.


Saying he is independently wealthy implies he made his fortune through hard work, good ideas, and a little luck.

That farker was born into it and has never had to work a real job in his life so he took the easy route and lies to morons to defend the people even wealthier than himself.
 
2020-05-14 8:33:55 PM  

GallantPelham: What about the clip of Fauci saying masks were not needed and aren't useful for the public?


He's probably largely right about masks not being effective. Those surgical masks I see a lot of people wearing probably don't do shiat, same with a bandana. The three layer one I made from a t-shirt is probably mostly effective, just because of all the layers. N95 masks that research shows are actually useful are mostly impossible to get for the public.

It's great that people are trying, but it's like wearing a garlic necklace to ward off vampires, the vampires are just going to wait till you take it off for a shower and get you anyway. It's science, folks.

/Still wear a mask though.
//And fortunately the virus is mostly on the western part of my state and the eastern part has been mostly untouched, somehow.
///III
 
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