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2020-05-13 9:13:19 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-05-13 9:19:55 PM  
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2020-05-13 9:25:56 PM  
Holy fuvk!

I KNEW IT!!!!
 
2020-05-13 9:25:58 PM  
Still won't work.
 
2020-05-13 9:26:27 PM  
/grin
 
2020-05-13 9:28:48 PM  
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2020-05-13 9:38:18 PM  
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2020-05-13 9:54:01 PM  
Post this on FB, see how many idiots start wearing masks for that exact reason.
 
2020-05-13 10:03:36 PM  
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/no problem
 
2020-05-13 10:50:03 PM  
Is Obama still in your microwave oven, watching you masterbate or do lurid and disgustiing things on your kitchen table?
 
2020-05-13 10:51:03 PM  

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Counter-propaganda? Brilliant. If it is stupid enough, it will surely work!
 
2020-05-13 11:27:16 PM  

brantgoose: Original: Original Tweet:

Counter-propaganda? Brilliant. If it is stupid enough, it will surely work!


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2020-05-14 2:31:38 AM  
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2020-05-14 2:32:07 AM  
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2020-05-14 2:35:50 AM  
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2020-05-14 6:05:22 AM  
I wonder if they realize that former presidents don't keep the access level they had. So, if there was a massive sekrit observation program, Donald Trump would be in charge of it now.
 
2020-05-14 7:21:24 AM  
How can the be secret if I've been able to notice them all along?
 
2020-05-14 7:24:05 AM  
These farkstick moron Republicans do realize we already live in a security state already, right?

Even Repo Men have a surveillance network, Repo Men.
 
2020-05-14 7:25:38 AM  

iheartscotch: I wonder if they realize that former presidents don't keep the access level they had. So, if there was a massive sekrit observation program, Donald Trump would be in charge of it now.


No, no, DEEP STATE!  Didn't you hear that some former Obama appointees have personal relationships with some people in the news industry! Rigged Fake News Media!  Plus whatabout OBAMAGATE! Obama knowingly authorized legal surveillance of someone who was committing crimes against the country, which forced him to lie to the FBI investigation, which is really the biggest crime of all eternity! Donald Trump is just trying to save us, but the WITCH HUNT HOAX virus from GHINA hurts his feelings!
 
2020-05-14 7:26:05 AM  
Also drinking a gallon of bleach will alter your body chemistry so that these cameras won't see you.

(Not strictly a lie)
 
2020-05-14 7:31:20 AM  

eKonk: iheartscotch: I wonder if they realize that former presidents don't keep the access level they had. So, if there was a massive sekrit observation program, Donald Trump would be in charge of it now.

No, no, DEEP STATE!  Didn't you hear that some former Obama appointees have personal relationships with some people in the news industry! Rigged Fake News Media!  Plus whatabout OBAMAGATE! Obama knowingly authorized legal surveillance of someone who was committing crimes against the country, which forced him to lie to the FBI investigation, which is really the biggest crime of all eternity! Donald Trump is just trying to save us, but the WITCH HUNT HOAX virus from GHINA hurts his feelings!


Noticed how you didn't mention Soros, which is probably what he paid you to do.  This was laid out in Hillary's emails-but you know that don't you? It's why you chose to disregard drinking a gallon of Clorox and shoving a tanning bed bulb up your backside to cure yourself.  You're a deep-deep state operative aren't you?
 
2020-05-14 7:31:56 AM  
I see these things everywhere.
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They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.
 
2020-05-14 7:33:57 AM  
Two decades of ever-expanding surveillance, erosion of the 4th amendment, and no accountability for secret courts or cops and gun nuts never bat an eye.

Two months of not being able to sit in a Chili's and eat a fried shiat platter and they all lose their minds.

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2020-05-14 7:36:32 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
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They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.


That....
Is a duck.
 
2020-05-14 7:37:01 AM  
They really don't like it when you wave and give thumbs up at those cameras.
 
2020-05-14 7:40:34 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
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They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.


Lordy,
Don't make me waste my good drawing paper on a throwaway post, it's a pandemic and the art supply shops are closed.

That garbage paper is from the cheap front section of Target. It erases poorly and is frustrating to draw with.

Next time you're out look for the "ducks" on the tops of poles.
 
2020-05-14 7:42:26 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.


It really took me a minute to figure out what that was. Considering the site I was on, my original thought was some kind of maritial aid.
 
2020-05-14 7:43:25 AM  
Heard outside the Republican Caucus:

R#1 "Our core voting base are idiots!  We're in danger of them dying before the election!
  They won't wear a mask to protect their parents!
  They won't wear a mask to protect their friends and neighbors!
  They won't even wear a mask to protect their own kids!"

R#2  "Tell them that the mask is to protect their identity from Obama's spy cameras."

R#1  "That's ridiculous and stupid!..That'll never wo...Oh...that WILL work.
    Mitch, you are a genius!"

R#2  "All in a day's work, Son.  Now let me tell you how I cornered the market on mask futures back in January."
 
2020-05-14 7:43:32 AM  
Just wait until they hear about the Cessnas.
 
2020-05-14 7:45:57 AM  
I tried a similar maneuver on nextdoor saying this and it also prevented ingesting lithium from chemtrails.  5 /msg's and 10 positive responses later, I deleted my post and am taking a break from ND for a while.
 
2020-05-14 7:51:14 AM  

Snapper Carr: Also drinking a gallon of bleach will alter your body chemistry so that these cameras won't see you.

(Not strictly a lie)


Got a Twitter timeout for making a similar recommendation.

/Whar my free speech
//Whar
///And telling Trump to stroke out
 
2020-05-14 7:54:39 AM  

iago: I tried a similar maneuver on nextdoor saying this and it also prevented ingesting lithium from chemtrails.  5 /msg's and 10 positive responses later, I deleted my post and am taking a break from ND for a while.


It's a horrible thing, to see the plain evidence that even your most cynical estimate of your fellow person's intelligence was wildly inaccurate (and overly optimistic.) You start to second-guess yourself - "did I really see that?, "are they really that stupid?" - and wonder if, perhaps, you're part of the problem; that, by underestimating the depths of American idiocy, you may have inadvertently participated in its continued existence?

It keeps me up at night, sometimes.
 
2020-05-14 7:54:52 AM  
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2020-05-14 7:56:54 AM  
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/"Be seeing you"
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2020-05-14 7:57:27 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Heard outside the Republican Caucus:

R#1 "Our core voting base are idiots!  We're in danger of them dying before the election!
They won't wear a mask to protect their parents!
They won't wear a mask to protect their friends and neighbors!
They won't even wear a mask to protect their own kids!"

R#2  "Tell them that the mask is to protect their identity from Obama's spy cameras."

R#1  "That's ridiculous and stupid!..That'll never wo...Oh...that WILL work.
Mitch, you are a genius!"

R#2  "All in a day's work, Son.  Now let me tell you how I cornered the market on mask futures back in January."


Man, that'd be great, except that Republican elected officials are also refusing to wear masks, mocking those who do wear masks, and supporting the President's decision to not wear a mask.

Put it this way - have you seen Mitch McConnell wearing a mask recently?
 
2020-05-14 7:57:40 AM  

ChrisDe: MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
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They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.

It really took me a minute to figure out what that was. Considering the site I was on, my original thought was some kind of maritial aid.


It's a bad drawing, first thing in the morning with shiat materials. But I was also hoping for the authentic conspiracy theory look- garbage.

Here's like 60% of a painting I did on Friday, it's still a work in progress, but I think it's recognizable and, though unfinished, better than the duck camera.
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It's tiny, smaller than a $1 bill.
 
2020-05-14 7:58:24 AM  

FormlessOne: iago: I tried a similar maneuver on nextdoor saying this and it also prevented ingesting lithium from chemtrails.  5 /msg's and 10 positive responses later, I deleted my post and am taking a break from ND for a while.

It's a horrible thing, to see the plain evidence that even your most cynical estimate of your fellow person's intelligence was wildly inaccurate (and overly optimistic.) You start to second-guess yourself - "did I really see that?, "are they really that stupid?" - and wonder if, perhaps, you're part of the problem; that, by underestimating the depths of American idiocy, you may have inadvertently participated in its continued existence?

It keeps me up at night, sometimes.


Poe's Law is the internet equivalent of that crazy girlfriend you once had.
 
2020-05-14 8:00:35 AM  
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2020-05-14 8:01:29 AM  

iago: I tried a similar maneuver on nextdoor saying this and it also prevented ingesting lithium from chemtrails.  5 /msg's and 10 positive responses later, I deleted my post and am taking a break from ND for a while.


I'm working on a schtick in which I posit that the reason this has gotten out of control is that Trump is deeply in debt to Bill Gates, after Gates bought a Chinese bank that holds a lot of Trumps real estate debt.  So Trump had to come up with a way to short a whole eff-ton of real estate (by "bungling" the response) and re-purchasing the properties later.  It's the reason that he won't share any of his financials, and put it all in the hands of his kids.  We've had outbreaks before, and they got handled by Obama, who CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SMARTER THAN TRUMP, so it must be something else, see?  Otherwise it would just mean that Trump is dumber than Obama.

/Donations of beer, prostitutes, and edibles gladly accepted.  Donations to my insane theory actively solicited.
 
2020-05-14 8:04:12 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.


It's clearly a rabbit!
 
2020-05-14 8:04:43 AM  

brantgoose: Is Obama still in your microwave oven, watching you masterbate or do lurid and disgustiing things on your kitchen table?


Sadly yes.
 
2020-05-14 8:05:17 AM  

Purple_Urkle: ChrisDe: MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.

It really took me a minute to figure out what that was. Considering the site I was on, my original thought was some kind of maritial aid.

It's a bad drawing, first thing in the morning with shiat materials. But I was also hoping for the authentic conspiracy theory look- garbage.

Here's like 60% of a painting I did on Friday, it's still a work in progress, but I think it's recognizable and, though unfinished, better than the duck camera.
[Fark user image 425x340]
It's tiny, smaller than a $1 bill.


is it someone scratching a dogs ear?
 
2020-05-14 8:05:17 AM  

FormlessOne: iago: I tried a similar maneuver on nextdoor saying this and it also prevented ingesting lithium from chemtrails.  5 /msg's and 10 positive responses later, I deleted my post and am taking a break from ND for a while.

It's a horrible thing, to see the plain evidence that even your most cynical estimate of your fellow person's intelligence was wildly inaccurate (and overly optimistic.) You start to second-guess yourself - "did I really see that?, "are they really that stupid?" - and wonder if, perhaps, you're part of the problem; that, by underestimating the depths of American idiocy, you may have inadvertently participated in its continued existence?

It keeps me up at night, sometimes.


I know I'll never make the assumption of common decency again. I used to assume everyone was fundamentally good, but that's just not true. Most are empty vessels, waiting for terrible ideas to be poured into their heads.
 
2020-05-14 8:06:05 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.


is it a toilet?
 
2020-05-14 8:07:07 AM  

Purple_Urkle: MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.

Lordy,
Don't make me waste my good drawing paper on a throwaway post, it's a pandemic and the art supply shops are closed.

That garbage paper is from the cheap front section of Target. It erases poorly and is frustrating to draw with.

Next time you're out look for the "ducks" on the tops of poles.


Nope. It's a duck. This one turns you gay as it pans and tilts it's head. It even has light emitting gay diodes to emit rainbows in dim light.

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2020-05-14 8:08:54 AM  
Careful making up conspiracy theories.
If they're randomly true by accident, the psychic spies get sent after you.
 
2020-05-14 8:09:34 AM  
Something tells me the key to saving the country and possibly the planet is letting Ya'll Qaeda freedom itself to an early grave.
 
2020-05-14 8:10:26 AM  

FormlessOne: Zevon's Evil Twin: Heard outside the Republican Caucus:

R#1 "Our core voting base are idiots!  We're in danger of them dying before the election!
They won't wear a mask to protect their parents!
They won't wear a mask to protect their friends and neighbors!
They won't even wear a mask to protect their own kids!"

R#2  "Tell them that the mask is to protect their identity from Obama's spy cameras."

R#1  "That's ridiculous and stupid!..That'll never wo...Oh...that WILL work.
Mitch, you are a genius!"

R#2  "All in a day's work, Son.  Now let me tell you how I cornered the market on mask futures back in January."

Man, that'd be great, except that Republican elected officials are also refusing to wear masks, mocking those who do wear masks, and supporting the President's decision to not wear a mask.

Put it this way - have you seen Mitch McConnell wearing a mask recently?


They don't wear them where a camera can catch them.

Besides, they have excellent insurance and if you think for one minute that they wouldn't pull a respirator off of a mother of four, who volunteers at the soup kitchen, works as a nurse and sings in the Church Choir--for themselves...
you haven't been paying attention.

Plus, they'll start wearing them as soon as one of them dies.
 
2020-05-14 8:10:48 AM  

Purple_Urkle: ChrisDe: MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.

It really took me a minute to figure out what that was. Considering the site I was on, my original thought was some kind of maritial aid.

It's a bad drawing, first thing in the morning with shiat materials. But I was also hoping for the authentic conspiracy theory look- garbage.

Here's like 60% of a painting I did on Friday, it's still a work in progress, but I think it's recognizable and, though unfinished, better than the duck camera.
[Fark user image 425x340]
It's tiny, smaller than a $1 bill.


If only our journalists had the same strength.
 
2020-05-14 8:11:03 AM  

aug3: Purple_Urkle: ChrisDe: MillionDollarMo: Purple_Urkle: I see these things everywhere.
[Fark user image image 425x702]
They rotate in two places. They could get a good view of anywhere they're mounted on a streetlight.

That....
Is a duck.

It really took me a minute to figure out what that was. Considering the site I was on, my original thought was some kind of maritial aid.

It's a bad drawing, first thing in the morning with shiat materials. But I was also hoping for the authentic conspiracy theory look- garbage.

Here's like 60% of a painting I did on Friday, it's still a work in progress, but I think it's recognizable and, though unfinished, better than the duck camera.
[Fark user image 425x340]
It's tiny, smaller than a $1 bill.

is it someone scratching a dogs ear?


Everyone's a critic!
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