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(The Sun)   'Murder hornets' spotted in the UK. As usual, the Sun has a calm, rational headline to alleviate any fears the British people may have...uh oh (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Insect, Asian hornets, Wasp, Honey bee, deadly Asian hornet, Human, British Isles, Rural Affairs  
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2020-05-13 10:46:30 AM  
5 votes:
"Please continue to look out for any Asian hornets and if you think you've spotted one, report your sighting through the Asian hornet app or online."

You know who else wanted people spot those of a certain ethnicity and report them to the authorities...
 
2020-05-13 1:01:50 PM  
3 votes:
God, shut up about this already.

These things rank about 5,675th on the list of things that will kill you in Texas.

(way below waffle house)
 
2020-05-13 5:38:20 PM  
1 vote:

fark'emfeed'emfish: ''Alleged' murder hornet'


It could easily be pled down to involuntary manslaughter.
 
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