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2020-05-13 10:28:20 AM  
And the animated meat that worships Trump will still worship him.
 
2020-05-13 10:38:42 AM  
Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.
 
2020-05-13 3:38:48 PM  

The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.


3 years ago I'd accuse myself of hysterics, but this really is starting to smell like a Handmaid's Tale prequel.
 
2020-05-13 7:45:16 PM  

Bowen: The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.

3 years ago I'd accuse myself of hysterics, but this really is starting to smell like a Handmaid's Tale prequel.


Or the back story to a coup.
 
2020-05-13 8:13:30 PM  

vudukungfu: Bowen: The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.

3 years ago I'd accuse myself of hysterics, but this really is starting to smell like a Handmaid's Tale prequel.

Or the back story to a coup.


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2020-05-13 8:46:33 PM  

Bowen: The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.

3 years ago I'd accuse myself of hysterics, but this really is starting to smell like a Handmaid's Tale prequel.


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2020-05-13 9:41:03 PM  
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2020-05-13 9:41:35 PM  
People still haven't figured this out? Trump just talks. He talks and talks and talks and it's all just crap that's off the top of his head. He doesn't care if what he says is true or not; he just says what he feels like saying.
 
2020-05-13 9:43:19 PM  
He already managed to get himself elected once.

I think that's reason enough to take him seriously and make damn sure we vote and organize others to do the same to make sure he doesn't get elected again.

I'm through with underestimating idiots.  It's time you did too, mass media.
 
2020-05-13 9:46:46 PM  

The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.


Anyone think to check RBG for polonium?
 
2020-05-13 9:49:44 PM  
Election 2020... cognative dissonance vs cognative dissonance.

Welcome to 2020... where covid 19 kills 1.1 americans and we get to chose between 2 mental patients in november.

This timeline sucks!
 
2020-05-13 9:50:58 PM  

Slide10000: The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.

Anyone think to check RBG for polonium?


hush
 
2020-05-13 9:51:22 PM  
"The new Trump campaign app uses gamification to drive voter outreach and valuable data collection," CNN reported on April 23.

Nice to see his cult are really children. At least they admit it.
 
2020-05-13 9:51:50 PM  
Gotta fight fire with fire.
 
2020-05-13 9:54:02 PM  
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2020-05-13 9:54:09 PM  
hate is an easier medium to work in than reality. it's very freeing. you wouldn't understand, neurotypical.
 
2020-05-13 9:54:18 PM  
The reality he offers is a much whiter version than the rest of us live in.  Why wouldn't his supporters prefer his?  There they know that all the black guys, from Ahmed Arbaury to Obama committed ALL the crime, and these good ol boys know how to handle that.
 
2020-05-13 9:54:47 PM  
 
2020-05-13 9:55:12 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]


does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?
 
2020-05-13 9:57:18 PM  
Carpe insaniam, biatches.
 
2020-05-13 9:57:38 PM  
In his victory speech he said he loved the poorly educated and if the past 3 + years have proven anything , there are an awful lot of those running around in this country ..
 
2020-05-13 9:58:09 PM  

El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?


Not sure if serious, but he has already floated the idea that he should get a third term because his first one was stolen from him.
 
2020-05-13 10:02:50 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?

Not sure if serious, but he has already floated the idea that he should get a third term because his first one was stolen from him.


well, he can't have a third term unless he has a second term. so clearly he must be given a second term so he can get the third term he's entitled to.

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2020-05-13 10:09:52 PM  

El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?

Not sure if serious, but he has already floated the idea that he should get a third term because his first one was stolen from him.

well, he can't have a third term unless he has a second term. so clearly he must be given a second term so he can get the third term he's entitled to.

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The key phrase is "given a second term", because he sure as sh*t isn't gonna earn it.
 
2020-05-13 10:12:29 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?

Not sure if serious, but he has already floated the idea that he should get a third term because his first one was stolen from him.

well, he can't have a third term unless he has a second term. so clearly he must be given a second term so he can get the third term he's entitled to.

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The key phrase is "given a second term", because he sure as sh*t isn't gonna earn it.


are you implying that failing to lead the first time doesn't count as "earning" a second term?
 
2020-05-13 10:15:15 PM  
KiwDaWabbit:

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, I'm afraid I'm still not with you, sir, because, I mean, if a Russian attack was not in progress, then your use of Plan R - in fact, your order to the entire Wing... Oh.

I would say, sir, that there were something dreadfully wrong somewhere.
 
2020-05-13 10:20:49 PM  

El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?


What first term? The man has not spent one single day acting like a President
 
2020-05-13 10:22:30 PM  

El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?


I think not.
 
2020-05-13 10:25:37 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?

What first term? The man has not spent one single day acting like a President


not even when he got hamberders for everybody?

what about golf? that's presidential.
 
2020-05-13 10:30:32 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: El Trolo: KiwDaWabbit: [Fark user image 425x251]

does Trump get a mulligan on his first term? a do-over, so to speak?

Not sure if serious, but he has already floated the idea that he should get a third term because his first one was stolen from him.


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2020-05-13 10:53:13 PM  

dwrash: Election 2020... cognative dissonance vs cognative dissonance.

Welcome to 2020... where covid 19 kills 1.1 americans and we get to chose between 2 mental patients in november.

This timeline sucks!


Cogn-i-tive, smart guy.
 
2020-05-13 10:54:14 PM  

Bowen: 3 years ago I'd accuse myself of hysterics, but this really is starting to smell like a Handmaid's Tale prequel.


Hopefully better written than the flashbacks the show used for exposition.
 
2020-05-13 11:24:17 PM  
the entire republican platform has always been 50% wishful thinking, 50% stigginit, and 50% racism.

/Every time they get a majority they use it to ruin the entire economy in favor of the 1%. Then the democrats get to fix it all up again, only for the republicans to take over again and cut all the "burdensome regulations" that actually make society work.
//This is why we can't have nice things
 
2020-05-13 11:31:04 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: dwrash: Election 2020... cognative dissonance vs cognative dissonance.

Welcome to 2020... where covid 19 kills 1.1 americans and we get to chose between 2 mental patients in november.

This timeline sucks!

Cogn-i-tive, smart guy.


1.1 Americans? is that some sort of compromise?
 
2020-05-14 12:49:54 AM  
Nothing about him is based on reality.  Nothing at all.
 
2020-05-14 5:19:07 AM  
it's trapping people inside an ecosystem of dangerous misinformation, conspiracy theories, and grievance politics. And it's doing so while making the experience as fun and exciting as possible.

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2020-05-14 7:10:50 AM  

dwrash: Election 2020... cognative dissonance vs cognative dissonance.

Welcome to 2020... where covid 19 kills 1.1 americans and we get to chose between 2 mental patients in november.

This timeline sucks!


So the morning script in Russia is back to "BSABSVR?"

Cool, I always liked that one, greatest hits and all that whatnot.
 
2020-05-14 8:43:32 AM  
His election strategy is hoping the Democrats fark up. It's worked for Republicans many times before.
 
2020-05-14 8:47:47 AM  

Cafe Threads: Bowen: The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.

3 years ago I'd accuse myself of hysterics, but this really is starting to smell like a Handmaid's Tale prequel.

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Bad chart. Brazil should be where The Matrix is. There was no explicit oppression of women in it.
 
2020-05-14 8:50:12 AM  

The Perineum Falcon: Meh.  If Ruth G passes, Moscow Mitch gets to slide in another judge to the big SC.  Trump disputes the election results if they are not in his favor..  Court rules in his favor 5-4.


It already will go 5-4 in his favor. If RBG (or any other of the left-leaning judges) goes, it will be a 6-3 conservative majority indefinitely.
 
2020-05-14 8:52:16 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Seems to be working


Yes, Americans *are* stupid.
 
2020-05-14 8:55:12 AM  
Trump is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.
 
2020-05-14 8:57:45 AM  

Mouser: Trump is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.


That certainly worked for the Republican party. It's now the party of Trump.

\the truly amazing thing is it basically happened overnight
 
2020-05-14 9:06:03 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Seems to be working

Yes, Americans *are* stupid.


yeah. I'm well aware.
 
2020-05-14 9:29:36 AM  

El Trolo: Exile On Beale Street: dwrash: Election 2020... cognative dissonance vs cognative dissonance.

Welcome to 2020... where covid 19 kills 1.1 americans and we get to chose between 2 mental patients in november.

This timeline sucks!

Cogn-i-tive, smart guy.

1.1 Americans? is that some sort of compromise?


Sorry.. 1.1 million was the result of the initial study that came out of Cambridge if I remember.. nothing has really happened so far that would change those results yet.   We have only dipped our toe into this pool of viruses so far.
 
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