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2020-05-13 2:17:44 PM  
And the introverts DGAF...but I do miss restaurants and eating where I don't have to clean up, and going to the store anytime without any issues. Do I miss  non-stop jabbering of others? Oh hell no...that's the silver lining. Pointless banter gets really old after about two minutes.
2020-05-13 3:06:44 PM  
Butt stuff.
2020-05-13 3:17:57 PM  
If there is nothing to say, say nothing.
2020-05-13 3:29:41 PM  
I guess at that point it's time to put the gag back on.
2020-05-13 3:47:29 PM  
David Byrne said it best:

Talking Heads - PsychoKiller
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2020-05-13 3:59:23 PM  
If you're looking for other things to say.
2020-05-13 4:05:38 PM  
The red button or whatever to hang up followed by the red tube.
2020-05-13 4:10:38 PM  
This is a problem I have never encountered...others may disagree.
2020-05-13 4:44:49 PM  
Custer's Last Stand, Lizzie Borden, The Lindbergh Kidnapping, JFK's assassination, who wrote Shakespeare, 9/11, Alger Hiss, Brian Jones/Mick Taylor, Ringo's drumming, Rush, Pizza, Beer ...

Not having anything to talk about has never stopped people before.
2020-05-13 6:44:42 PM  
Recent and forthcoming weather trends
2020-05-13 6:46:20 PM  
Link goes to the journalistic equivalent
2020-05-13 6:50:52 PM  
Maybe shut up and let the other person talk.  Or ask a decent open-ended question about their life.
2020-05-13 9:13:34 PM  

turboke: Butt stuff.

Well...  it isn't going to suck itself.
2020-05-14 4:12:58 AM  

RogermcAllen: turboke: Butt stuff.

Well...  it isn't going to suck itself.

2020-05-14 9:39:26 AM  
You could try shutting up for once.
2020-05-14 3:26:49 PM  
If a conversation wanes, ask others about themselves.  People never get tired of talking about themselves.
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