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(Daily Mail)   Remember that German guy who ate another dude? He is now allowed out on day trips, as long as he wears a disguise   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-13 2:35:22 AM  
Fava beans & Chianti in 3-2-1..
 
2020-05-13 2:54:38 AM  

tonguedepressor: Fava beans & Chianti in 3-2-1..


kartoffelsalat and Alsatian Riesling
 
2020-05-13 5:35:16 AM  
How hard is it to disguise yourself as a guy not into consensual penis eating?
 
2020-05-13 5:36:30 AM  
salt, pepper, garlic and nutmeg?  Have you ever considered you don't actually like the taste of penis, you just like overly spiced pan frying?
 
2020-05-13 5:37:43 AM  
Germany gonna Germany.
 
2020-05-13 5:37:52 AM  
Well, so long as no one tells the guy to go eat a dick, it should be ok
 
2020-05-13 5:37:57 AM  
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2020-05-13 5:47:51 AM  
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2020-05-13 5:52:20 AM  
This case is wonderful. If you're ever in presence of one or more philosophy majors and don't want to talk, just casually mention this and start bobbing your head slowly. Sip that drink. Disconnect the ears. No participation needed.
 
2020-05-13 5:55:48 AM  

wickedragon: This case is wonderful. If you're ever in presence of one or more philosophy majors and don't want to talk, just casually mention this and start bobbing your head slowly. Sip that drink. Disconnect the ears. No participation needed.


Why the fark would you want to be around one philosophy major, let alone more than one?
 
2020-05-13 5:57:04 AM  
both men tried to eat part of Mr Brandes, "

OK, which one of them is weirder?

I prefer my bratwurst with sauerkraut.
 
2020-05-13 5:58:50 AM  
In disguise?  HOW IS THAT BETTER?
drtfa
 
2020-05-13 6:05:09 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: salt, pepper, garlic and nutmeg?  Have you ever considered you don't actually like the taste of penis, you just like overly spiced pan frying?


Yeah, well I heard your mom likes the taste of penis and overly spiced pan frying.

/Now that's lowbrow
 
2020-05-13 6:09:43 AM  
I don't see a problem. The food volunteered.  Don't want to be cannibal kibble? Don't ask the guy to eat you, easy-peasy!
 
2020-05-13 6:10:51 AM  
His behavior looks like textbook psychopath, being nice and kind to other prisoners. I bet he's now also a vegetarian who found Christ.
His psychologist said that he could re-offend as he still had fantasies about eating young people.
 
2020-05-13 6:15:42 AM  
Rammstein - Mein Teil (Official Video)
Youtube PBvwcH4XX6U
 
2020-05-13 6:19:01 AM  
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2020-05-13 6:24:50 AM  
So he's allowed out if he wears a mask?  Sounds like everyone else on the planet.
 
2020-05-13 6:28:55 AM  
Billy Bathsalt

In disguise?  HOW IS THAT BETTER?
drtfa


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Clicken ze pic for possibly not-safe-for-work-or-lunch* subtitled vid of song inspired by the incident.

*No actual naughty bits or gore or anything, but someone's gonna squeam about something.
 
2020-05-13 6:29:10 AM  

KnightWhoSaysNi: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PBvwcH4X​X6U]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.  One of their better songs.
 
2020-05-13 6:31:17 AM  
"As long as he wears a disguise and a lobster bib*"
 
2020-05-13 6:35:22 AM  
"Murderer Armin Meiwes, 58, was given 'sunglasses and a cap' to hide his identity and then driven to another state in Germany for walks."

What the hell?!  I guess the authorities are hoping that he somehow gets away and they can say, "Well, he's Baden-Württenburg's problem now!"
 
2020-05-13 6:36:21 AM  
Cause ya wear a disguise
to look like Human guys.
But you're not a man,
you're a Chicken-Boo
 
2020-05-13 6:37:27 AM  
"Remember that German guy who ate another dude?..."
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2020-05-13 6:52:13 AM  
Here's the mask he wears:

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2020-05-13 7:08:11 AM  

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2020-05-13 7:44:16 AM  
Two earlier respondents were turned down because there was no sexual chemistry with the first, and the second wanted to be nailed down and beaten to death - which Meiwes thought was 'weird'.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me, too.
 
2020-05-13 7:44:56 AM  
Bleeding heart liberals. Animals like this should be put down or put in a very dark hole.
 
2020-05-13 7:54:19 AM  
With human sacrifice catching on in America, he should find employment with the political crowd.
 
2020-05-13 8:02:47 AM  
Looney in disguise. With glasses.
 
2020-05-13 8:03:58 AM  
That movie about the airplane crash taught me that you should always start by eating the ass.
 
2020-05-13 8:06:58 AM  
I mean, yea it is a disguise but I don't think it's what you're going for.

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2020-05-13 8:08:08 AM  

Salmon: you should always start by eating the ass.


Millennial-like typing detected.
 
2020-05-13 8:17:26 AM  
That's just disgusting. Eating germans is the wurst decision.
 
2020-05-13 8:27:02 AM  
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2020-05-13 8:34:45 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: What the hell?! I guess the authorities are hoping that he somehow gets away and they can say, "Well, he's Baden-Württenburg's problem now!"


Austria did this with an obnoxious painter about a hundred years ago. What could go wrong?
 
2020-05-13 8:35:44 AM  

imauniter: That's just disgusting. Eating germans is the wurst decision.


Complaining about German Cannibalism?  That's just saur crepes.
 
2020-05-13 8:48:51 AM  
"Murderer Armin Meiwes, 58, was given 'sunglasses and a cap' to hide his identity and then driven to another state in Germany for walks."

Who doesn't like going out for a spot of foreign food?
 
2020-05-13 8:49:27 AM  

ChrisDe: Looney in disguise. With glasses.


🎶 Picture yourself on a plate in the diner
With tangerine sauce and some marshmallow pie 🎶
 
2020-05-13 8:53:33 AM  
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2020-05-13 8:56:18 AM  
This was the weirdest story I ever read, only the story of the guy who had sex with a squid is as weird;  had his case dismissed because the prosecution mistakenly charged him incorrectly of having sex with an octopus.
 
2020-05-13 9:00:54 AM  

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Leaving satisfied
 
2020-05-13 9:18:24 AM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: I don't see a problem. The food volunteered.  Don't want to be cannibal kibble? Don't ask the guy to eat you, easy-peasy!


"I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to," said Arthur, "It's heartless."

"Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod.

"That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just... er [...] I think I'll just have a green salad," he muttered.

"May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

"A green salad," said Arthur emphatically.

"A green salad?" said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

"Are you going to tell me," said Arthur, "that I shouldn't have green salad?"

"Well," said the animal, "I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am."
 
2020-05-13 9:28:59 AM  

stoli n coke: wickedragon: This case is wonderful. If you're ever in presence of one or more philosophy majors and don't want to talk, just casually mention this and start bobbing your head slowly. Sip that drink. Disconnect the ears. No participation needed.

Why the fark would you want to be around one philosophy major, let alone more than one?


Some people will need to have a second job at Starbucks.
 
2020-05-13 9:49:02 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Salmon: you should always start by eating the ass.

Millennial-like typing detected.


truly, rump roast is rump roast.
 
2020-05-13 9:57:54 AM  

stoli n coke: wickedragon: This case is wonderful. If you're ever in presence of one or more philosophy majors and don't want to talk, just casually mention this and start bobbing your head slowly. Sip that drink. Disconnect the ears. No participation needed.

Why the fark would you want to be around one philosophy major, let alone more than one?


Because you're in a homeless shelter?
 
2020-05-13 10:04:13 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: salt, pepper, garlic and nutmeg?  Have you ever considered you don't actually like the taste of penis, you just like overly spiced pan frying?


Why nutmeg? Unless you were serving the penis with some sort of cream based sauce of course.
 
2020-05-13 10:07:45 AM  

KidKorporate: stoli n coke: wickedragon: This case is wonderful. If you're ever in presence of one or more philosophy majors and don't want to talk, just casually mention this and start bobbing your head slowly. Sip that drink. Disconnect the ears. No participation needed.

Why the fark would you want to be around one philosophy major, let alone more than one?

Because you're in a homeless shelter?


Desperate for a bassist and a drummer to carry the band's gear in and out of your van even if they can't carry a beat?
 
2020-05-13 10:10:43 AM  
That guy looks exactly how I imagined he would.
 
2020-05-13 10:11:00 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: KidKorporate: stoli n coke: wickedragon: This case is wonderful. If you're ever in presence of one or more philosophy majors and don't want to talk, just casually mention this and start bobbing your head slowly. Sip that drink. Disconnect the ears. No participation needed.

Why the fark would you want to be around one philosophy major, let alone more than one?

Because you're in a homeless shelter?

Desperate for a bassist and a drummer to carry the band's gear in and out of your van even if they can't carry a beat?


I see you've met my ex.
 
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