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(New York Daily News)   Howard Stern: "The people who are voting for Trump for the most part... he wouldn't even let them in a f---ing hotel. He'd be disgusted by them. Go to Mar-a-Lago, see if there's any people who look like you. I'm talking to you in the audience"   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2020-05-12 9:53:55 PM  
hell yeah this is the Stern u dont get to c on The Voice or whatever assclown notalent talent show he cohosts to keep the plebes saciated

/baba booey
 
2020-05-12 10:00:02 PM  
Eww Buffy, what are those doing here?
 
2020-05-12 10:06:54 PM  
He's still right.
 
2020-05-12 10:16:42 PM  
Narcissists believe they deserve only the best and more prestigious followers and friends.  Trump desperately wants to be in the "in" crowd because he thinks that's his rightful place.

Trouble is, if Trump had the standing his talents and efforts deserved, he'd be running the second-best used car dealership in Cowsberg, and people with actual talent and skill know this.
 
2020-05-12 10:28:31 PM  
For the first time since I ever heard of Stern and his type of "entertainment" I actually have some respect for him.
 
2020-05-13 1:33:30 AM  
He's right, you know.
 
2020-05-13 2:39:29 AM  

Chariset: Narcissists believe they deserve only the best and more prestigious followers and friends.  Trump desperately wants to be in the "in" crowd because he thinks that's his rightful place.

Trouble is, if Trump had the standing his talents and efforts deserved, he'd be running the second-best used car dealership in Cowsberg, and people with actual talent and skill know this.


I would have said he'd be somewhere around assistant yard manager at the third-best caryard. And that's only because the owner owed Donnie's* father a favor.
 
2020-05-13 2:47:37 AM  
It's an old conservative goal--linking wealthy economic conservatives with poor social conservatives.

Rusher, the publisher of National Review, diffidently revives a Kevin Phillips-style coalition of old and new conservatives in an ""Independence Party"" that, he believes, could win shards of the Republicans, former Wallace followers, populists, blue-collar ""ethnics,"" and others who hate public assistance, the liberal press, the Russians and university ""verbalists."" The 1976 candidate will require a ""temperament so balanced and serene that it can almost command its environment"" and a ""reassuring"" tone with no trace of radical shrillness. The platform: restoration of the death penalty, a school voucher system of education, the ""mutual interest"" of worker and management, reduced government spending, and a pledge to ""honor and reward hard work."" Reagan might be the best man, a bit old but well-known, a good compromiser. Wallace is too disabled and too raucous...

https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-re​v​iews/a/william-a-rusher-2/the-making-o​f-the-new-majority-party/

Rusher tried to start a new party that would be more conservative than the 70s GOP; he wanted Reagan, but he ended up settling for Lester Maddox (https://www.politico.com/magazine/st​or​y/2013/12/third-party-ronald-reagan-19​76-101335).  But the whole plan was to use wedge issues to get poor people to vote for an economically conservative agenda, because there weren't enough wealthy voters to support that agenda.

/tl;dr:  this crap didn't start with Trump.
 
2020-05-13 5:04:16 AM  
I'm no fan of Howard Stern but he's not wrong here.

Trump's such an elitist he even thinks owning a pet is beneath him. He hates dogs.

I don't know what his followers see in him but I wouldn't trust any man who don't like dogs.
 
2020-05-13 5:57:55 AM  
Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.
 
2020-05-13 6:13:06 AM  
Sure. I bet Hillary would have just cozied right up with all of her visiting voters.
 
2020-05-13 6:13:24 AM  
It's said that Trump supporters are afraid of Howard's Stern's penis.
 
2020-05-13 6:14:47 AM  

bfh0417: Sure. I bet Hillary would have just cozied right up with all of her visiting voters.


A lot of dead ones could have at least tried.
 
2020-05-13 6:15:12 AM  
I haven't listened to Stern in decades but from what I remember he's usually right. The greatest trick the republicans ever pulled was making the not super rich think they're on their side.
 
2020-05-13 6:17:29 AM  

Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.


Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.
 
2020-05-13 6:18:11 AM  

bfh0417: Sure. I bet Hillary would have just cozied right up with all of her visiting voters.


You Trump worshippers are obsessed with Hillary.  Why is that?  You should seek professional psychiatric help in a controlled environment.
 
2020-05-13 6:20:34 AM  

Ishkur: I'm no fan of Howard Stern but he's not wrong here.

Trump's such an elitist he even thinks owning a pet is beneath him. He hates dogs.

I don't know what his followers see in him but I wouldn't trust any man who don't like dogs.


It's really hard to dislike the idea of dogs, but it's much harder to like the real deal when you have to clean up its shiat.
 
2020-05-13 6:24:34 AM  

bfh0417: Sure. I bet Hillary would have just cozied right up with all of her visiting voters.


Yes she would have been happy to. Problem with being a right-winger is you literally can not conceive of not being a complete coont. You assume the good people are just coonts like you but lying. I mean why would someone not be a selfish vindictive coont right? Whats in it for them? You cant imagine it.

Lots of us have no trouble imagining it.
 
2020-05-13 6:26:53 AM  

Notquitewhite: Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.

Listening to someone makes one stupid?

Ain't you a gem!


If I told you I listened to Rush Limbaugh and Steve Doocy everyday, you'd think what?  Super smart?

Did your head just assplode? Yes, the media you consume can say a lot about you.
 
2020-05-13 6:27:25 AM  

Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.


That's it?  That's all you got?  Low energy.  Sad.
 
2020-05-13 6:28:30 AM  

Ishkur: I'm no fan of Howard Stern but he's not wrong here.

Trump's such an elitist he even thinks owning a pet is beneath him. He hates dogs.

I don't know what his followers see in him but I wouldn't trust any man who don't like dogs.


That's the thing. Even if he wasn't an admitted and unrepentant serial sexual predator who also happens to sympathize with nazis and make fun of POWs, not liking pets (ESPECIALLY dogs) is a dealbreaker. Even if he didn't lust after his owner daughter and hate the free market, viewing dogs as an insult makes him unfit for office. Even if he wasn't owned by Putin, never having a pet means he's a shiatbag psychopath.
 
2020-05-13 6:28:52 AM  
Trump makes me think about Caddyshack and how Trump is an amalgam of the boorish Rodney Dangerfield with his new money and the snobby Judge with his old money. Trump campaigned as if he was the populist Dangerfield, wanting to open up the country club to the people, tipping the help generously. In Reality, Trump is the small minded Judge who looks down his nose at anyone not brought up as spoiled and entitled as he is. He is the end result of old money without any links to noblesse oblige or a concern for society at large.
 
2020-05-13 6:29:06 AM  

Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.


I don't listen to him because 'shock jocks' are obnoxious, but in this case? He's 100% correct.

I know it's baffling to the 'all-or-nothing' Republican brain, but you can agree with something someone says without necessarily liking them.
 
2020-05-13 6:37:50 AM  
"I do think it would be extremely patriotic of Donald to say 'I'm in over my head and I don't want to be president anymore,'"

Yes, that thing which is never going to happen because Donald Trump is incapable of it would be nice. If Trump were literally drowning, he wouldn't admit he couldn't swim.
 
2020-05-13 6:38:58 AM  

Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.


Let me guess: you were a huge Stern fan up until you read this article, now you're going to boycott SiriusXM in protest!
 
2020-05-13 6:39:44 AM  

Ishkur: Trump's such an elitist he even thinks owning a pet is beneath him. He hates dogs.


It has nothing to do with being an elitist. It has everything to do with the fact that he has no capacity for feeling empathy towards living creatures other than himself. He doesn't understand the appeal because for him there is no appeal
 
2020-05-13 6:41:38 AM  

LL316: Ishkur: I'm no fan of Howard Stern but he's not wrong here.

Trump's such an elitist he even thinks owning a pet is beneath him. He hates dogs.

I don't know what his followers see in him but I wouldn't trust any man who don't like dogs.

That's the thing. Even if he wasn't an admitted and unrepentant serial sexual predator who also happens to sympathize with nazis and make fun of POWs, not liking pets (ESPECIALLY dogs) is a dealbreaker. Even if he didn't lust after his owner daughter and hate the free market, viewing dogs as an insult makes him unfit for office. Even if he wasn't owned by Putin, never having a pet means he's a shiatbag psychopath.


Dogs are overrated.

You'd actually think Trump would LOVE dogs with their constant need to give attention and excessive loyalty.

/I prefer to have my own space
//and I don't like training things or being looked to as a leader
///Donald Trump is a piece of sh*t for reasons that have nothing to do with not liking dogs
 
2020-05-13 6:42:26 AM  

Chariset: Narcissists believe they deserve only the best and more prestigious followers and friends.  Trump desperately wants to be in the "in" crowd because he thinks that's his rightful place.

Trouble is, if Trump had the standing his talents and efforts deserved, he'd be running the second-best used car dealership in Cowsberg, and people with actual talent and skill know this.


He would be in prison for petty theft.  Or cleaning the shiatter at a used car dealership in rural nowhere.  He has shown he is incompetent at running anything.
 
2020-05-13 6:48:43 AM  

Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.


Stern isn't wrong. Trump supporters generally are trashy scumbags and he wouldn't let them in the door, but his supporters are too stupid to understand this
 
2020-05-13 6:49:05 AM  

Mugato: I haven't listened to Stern in decades but from what I remember he's usually right. The greatest trick the republicans ever pulled was making the not super rich think they're on their side.


To paraphrase Rom from DS9, "Conservative workers don't want to stop the exploitation, they want to become the exploiters".
 
2020-05-13 6:49:21 AM  
 This thread is showing that the hill Trumpkins are willing to die on for their dear leader is getting smaller and smaller.
 
2020-05-13 6:51:37 AM  

NobleHam: "I do think it would be extremely patriotic of Donald to say 'I'm in over my head and I don't want to be president anymore,'"

Yes, that thing which is never going to happen because Donald Trump is incapable of it would be nice. If Trump were literally drowning, he wouldn't admit he couldn't swim.


Maybe "I have completed the strongest Presidency ever, and ahead of schedule.  With six months to go, America is Great forever.  I'm done."
 
2020-05-13 6:52:35 AM  

Likwit: It's really hard to dislike the idea of dogs, but it's much harder to like the real deal when you have to clean up its shiat.


You think dogs are bad wait until you have children.
 
2020-05-13 6:54:22 AM  

Ishkur: Likwit: It's really hard to dislike the idea of dogs, but it's much harder to like the real deal when you have to clean up its shiat.

You think dogs are bad wait until you have children.


Children are awesome because they're capable of higher learning and language. Having a dog is like forever having a hairy one-year-old.
 
2020-05-13 6:54:45 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: NobleHam: "I do think it would be extremely patriotic of Donald to say 'I'm in over my head and I don't want to be president anymore,'"

Yes, that thing which is never going to happen because Donald Trump is incapable of it would be nice. If Trump were literally drowning, he wouldn't admit he couldn't swim.

Maybe "I have completed the strongest Presidency ever, and ahead of schedule.  With six months to go, America is Great forever.  I'm done."


Trump is impulsive enough that we could wake up one day and this will have happened, and for the most mundane reasons
 
2020-05-13 6:56:34 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.

Let me guess: you were a huge Stern fan up until you read this article, now you're going to boycott SiriusXM in protest!


People actually pay to listen to stupid? Now that's really stupid.
 
2020-05-13 6:57:16 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: NobleHam: "I do think it would be extremely patriotic of Donald to say 'I'm in over my head and I don't want to be president anymore,'"

Yes, that thing which is never going to happen because Donald Trump is incapable of it would be nice. If Trump were literally drowning, he wouldn't admit he couldn't swim.

Maybe "I have completed the strongest Presidency ever, and ahead of schedule.  With six months to go, America is Great forever.  I'm done."


"The likes of which no one has ever seen."

"The most beautiful presidency in the history of the world."

"No one could have predicted such a great presidency."
 
2020-05-13 6:57:39 AM  

Notquitewhite: Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.

Listening to someone makes one stupid?

Ain't you a gem!


He didn't say listening to Stern makes you stupid, just that listeners of Stern are stupid.  You listen to Stern, don't you?
 
2020-05-13 7:00:17 AM  

Katolu: This thread is showing that the hill Trumpkins are willing to die on for their dear leader is getting smaller and smaller.


But you have to admire their tenacity in dying for their principles on what amounts to a speed bump.
 
2020-05-13 7:01:50 AM  
Now THAT'S  what "telling it like it is" looks like.
 
2020-05-13 7:03:06 AM  
Btw, Howard Stern is one of the few people who was a bigger media presence than Trump ever was, and Stern is an actual "man of the people", unlike boss baby Trump. I was never a day to day fan of his because I found a lot of his material to be low brow and sophomoric, but even I could appreciate his cynical honestly that he was giving the people what they want, without appearing condescending or patronizing.  The secret to being popular is remembering that half the population is of below average intelligence, statistically speaking. Now that I think about it, Howard Stern could probably beat Trump in an election, as Stern's fan base includes people from both sides of the political spectrum. I'm not saying that would be a good thing for the country,but he probably could, and the election campaign would be something to watch. imagine the spectacle as President Stern strides to the podium to give his inaugural address to the rhythm of a thousand sharply dressed Navy band drummers butt bongo-ing a thousand butts.
 
2020-05-13 7:03:10 AM  

Deep Contact: LeoffDaGrate: Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.

Let me guess: you were a huge Stern fan up until you read this article, now you're going to boycott SiriusXM in protest!

People actually pay to listen to stupid? Now that's really stupid.


... he says as he renews his subscription to the Rush Limbaugh newsletter....
 
2020-05-13 7:05:28 AM  

IAmRight: Ishkur: Likwit: It's really hard to dislike the idea of dogs, but it's much harder to like the real deal when you have to clean up its shiat.

You think dogs are bad wait until you have children.

Children are awesome because they're capable of higher learning and language. Having a dog is like forever having a hairy one-year-old.


You don't have to wipe your dog's ass, you know.
 
2020-05-13 7:07:04 AM  

Ishkur: IAmRight: Ishkur: Likwit: It's really hard to dislike the idea of dogs, but it's much harder to like the real deal when you have to clean up its shiat.

You think dogs are bad wait until you have children.

Children are awesome because they're capable of higher learning and language. Having a dog is like forever having a hairy one-year-old.

You don't have to wipe your dog's ass, you know.


Never had an old dog before?
 
2020-05-13 7:08:14 AM  
Well, he tells it like it is
 
2020-05-13 7:10:08 AM  

H31N0US: Never had an old dog before?


I grew up with several. Watched them get old and die before my very eyes.
 
2020-05-13 7:13:21 AM  

bobobolinskii: For the first time since I ever heard of Stern and his type of "entertainment" I actually have some respect for him.


I'm guessing you've never listened to his show -- or at least haven't listened for a long time. He is far and away the best interviewer in the business. His recent interviews with Hillary Clinton, Paul McCartney and Andrew Cuomo alone are worth a listen.
 
2020-05-13 7:14:32 AM  

Ishkur: H31N0US: Never had an old dog before?

I grew up with several. Watched them get old and die before my very eyes.


Me too...and I remember the end usually involved lots of cleaning up excrement. Kids grow out of it sooner than you think they will, and when they get old it will be someone else's problem.

Still like dogs though.
 
2020-05-13 7:18:24 AM  

bfh0417: Sure. I bet Hillary would have just cozied right up with all of her visiting voters.


11 comments in and already a "but Clinton". Pathetic
 
2020-05-13 7:18:40 AM  

Deep Contact: Jake Havechek: Trump voters are exceedingly stupid and will do whatever he says.

Anyone listening to Stern is exceedingly stupid.


I have you farkied as an incel. Seems you're also incredibly uninformed too. But I guess those two things go hand-in-hand, so I shouldn't be surprised.
 
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