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(KOIN Portland)   Mugshot of the Year? Bonus info: Was once arrested for "licking a man's face"   (koin.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Criminal law, officers' arrival, Matthew Joseph Medlin, Arrest, Resisting arrest, Portland, Oregon, Resisting Arrest, Multnomah County Detention Center  
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2020-05-12 7:36:11 PM  
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2020-05-12 7:41:06 PM  
well, he's gonna be hard to pick out of a crowd
 
2020-05-12 7:42:31 PM  
Pretty sure that's a beet.
 
2020-05-12 8:06:43 PM  
Gah!
 
2020-05-12 8:10:02 PM  
 
2020-05-12 10:04:04 PM  
"Tattoos and other identifying marks" addendum to the arrest report is 22 pages.
 
2020-05-12 10:04:35 PM  
Is the triptych look supposed to make him look better or something?
 
2020-05-12 10:49:02 PM  
Gateway Transit Station

That's my old neighborhood.  My very first job was at the Fred Meyer there back in the day (though the store was across the street in a different location at the time).

/csb
 
2020-05-13 12:29:21 AM  
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He looks like a partially colored coloring book.
 
2020-05-13 12:32:14 AM  
Now this is the kind of story FARK was made for. No politics with it, no filler, just the mugshot and other weird thigns associated with this waste of space.
 
2020-05-13 1:54:10 AM  
"Keep Portland weird."

Well....he's doing way more that his part in that effort.
 
2020-05-13 1:55:55 AM  
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2020-05-13 1:56:26 AM  
Sounds like he wanted suicide by cop
 
2020-05-13 1:59:24 AM  

kdawg7736: Now this is the kind of story FARK was made for. No politics with it, no filler, just the mugshot and other weird thigns associated with this waste of space.


I read that as "weird thighs" and wondered how you could tell just from his mugshot.
 
2020-05-13 2:01:46 AM  
I was certain this story would be about Andy Dick.
 
2020-05-13 2:04:03 AM  
My tattoo is a realistic life-size self portrait.
 
2020-05-13 2:04:43 AM  
Well, we know the man is not legally employed, and even drug addicts are in save mode right now, so how the hell else is he supposed to eat?

And we know he has serious impluse control issues, coupled with a severe lack of foresight.
 
2020-05-13 2:07:31 AM  
Canceling few games must have hit hard...
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2020-05-13 2:08:32 AM  
 
2020-05-13 2:11:06 AM  
 
2020-05-13 2:14:57 AM  
Stealing??? Why doesnt he get a job?!???
 
2020-05-13 2:16:04 AM  

danielscissorhands: Same guy in an earlier stage of evolution...

https://www.koin.com/news/parole-viola​tor-jumps-trains-tased-during-arrest/


This dude has got to be somebody's hero. He's the End Boss in his neighbourhood. What I respect is that his M.O. is 100% athletic. No guns, no lazy car chases. He is a prostar of fark-you parkour. the cops probably on the down-low love showing up to one of his calls, kind of like playing a superbowl game of Cops and Robbers.
 
2020-05-13 2:17:25 AM  
Can't he just be put down already?
 
2020-05-13 2:23:26 AM  
I made some improvements so he can now be perceived as a respectable member of society.

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2020-05-13 2:29:30 AM  

itsaback: Canceling few games must have hit hard...[larrybrownsports.com image 600x414]


Came for this. Thank you.
 
2020-05-13 2:51:47 AM  
He should go to law school.
Or medicine and become an ER doctor.
Wake up from a crash and see that face.
 
2020-05-13 3:00:38 AM  

tonguedepressor: itsaback: Canceling few games must have hit hard...[larrybrownsports.com image 600x414]

Came for this. Thank you.


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Good thing it wasn't hair pulling or biting...
 
2020-05-13 3:26:03 AM  
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2020-05-13 3:33:54 AM  
Face Tattoos. AKA "Everlasting Job-Stoppers".
 
2020-05-13 4:42:57 AM  

Trump Luvr: I made some improvements so he can now be perceived as a respectable member of society.

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DRINK!
 
2020-05-13 5:13:59 AM  
Imagine your brain as a canister of ink
and think of your body as the pen where the ink resides
use the tool KAPOW
what are you now?
you're the human magic marker won't you please surprise my eyes

Incubus - Redefine
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2020-05-13 5:25:02 AM  

danielscissorhands: And here you can see him in his larval stage...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/local12.c​om/amp/news/offbeat/police-accuse-man-​of-damaging-cars-trying-to-bite-office​r-licking-man-on-the-face


He's...actually kinda hot in pictures 1 and 2.  By number 3 he already has a menacing psycho tweaker look.

Everything after that is a total sh*t show.
 
2020-05-13 5:28:34 AM  
I will bid 500 for that piece of art. So raw, so passionate.  It will look amazing on my wall.
 
2020-05-13 5:42:17 AM  
He should find a new tattoo artist. His current guy clearly has Parkinson's. WTF are those squiggly lines supposed to be?.
 
2020-05-13 5:49:20 AM  

danielscissorhands: Same guy in an earlier stage of evolution...

https://www.koin.com/news/parole-viola​tor-jumps-trains-tased-during-arrest/


What happened to Tiny Tim? Poor guy.
 
2020-05-13 6:55:42 AM  
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2020-05-13 7:13:44 AM  

Trump Luvr: I made some improvements so he can now be perceived as a respectable member of society.

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Are you some Alt's Alt?  Cool art...
 
2020-05-13 7:30:08 AM  
Licking a man's face? I clicked that link expecting a picture of Brad Marchand.
 
2020-05-13 7:41:57 AM  
Dude's got something on his face.
 
2020-05-13 8:08:45 AM  
"The Western Unemployable Psycho can be identified by its unique facial markings and pink crest."
 
2020-05-13 8:11:06 AM  
Reporter: What do your tattoos mean?

Him: Ha! You don't know me! Your rejection of me is only because of my tattoos! If you really knew me you would know I was awesome! I have inoculated myself against criticism because I am so secure!

Reporter:  Yeah, you licked a dude.
 
2020-05-13 8:12:00 AM  
People do that to themselves because they are unhappy with themselves so, like a child scribbling heavily ofer a drawing it did but does not like, trying to keep anyone from seeing it, face tatters are trying to obliterate their face. You get what you get, so you may as well use it and be happy with it. I always think of the kinda ugly character Henry on the old sitcom "Alice": definitely not good looking but he realized that Hollywood needs people other than handsome romantic leads. His filmography shows a lot of work during his career, and I guarantee that just being "in the pictures" got him plenty of whatever it was (Male Female Other) that floated his boat. My dream role would have been Jughead in the "Archie" comics (not the dark series, the ones before). That's me. My dream date was (and is) Maynard G. Krebs, and damned if I didn't find one who thought a Jughead would be his hubba-hubba-Hubby.

In his last sitcom, (The Michael J. Fox Show) Michael J. Fox' character has a teenage son who become temporarily obsessed with porn, which in turn leads to a fixation that he is lacking in both length and girth because of what he sees. Fox asks his friend (played by Wendell Green) to talk to Fox' son. Green's character end his lecture to the son with (paraphrasing), "Finally, you know those ads you see to make things "longer" don't work. It's like how long you live: you can't change that. You may as well enjoy what you do have instead of worrying about what someone else has or what you don't." I thought that was pretty pithy. (I'm gay, but I don't lisp, especially when I type.) Incels need to hear that.
 
2020-05-13 8:32:42 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: I don't lisp, especially when I type


Try Comic Sans
 
2020-05-13 8:36:57 AM  
Once someone goes down that road of getting face tatted like that,
(and they are not of a Maori or other tradition that does it)  they need talk with some mental health professionals to find out what their deal is..The same thing goes for people that have a lot of plastic
surgery..There is something not right there..Even famous people (or especially).. It's not just about
"their job" even for the famous.There is some serious thing mentally going on about deforming and changing themselves radically..Is it mental health, or drug induced or bit of both? It's a bad place either way..
 
2020-05-13 8:38:09 AM  
I'm Rick James, biatch... Enjoy yourself!
 
2020-05-13 8:41:20 AM  

Skeleton Man: I was certain this story would be about Andy Dick.


I think the police would've shot Andy Dick.
 
2020-05-13 8:44:05 AM  
Wait a second, I think I understand now.

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2020-05-13 9:01:52 AM  
"The suspect turned towards the officers with his hands under his jacket and told them he was going to shoot them, according to a police report. " - TFA

I guess there's not enough face tattoo to cover up ALL the white.
 
2020-05-13 9:16:11 AM  
Fine. I'll say it.

Threatening to shoot a cop? Only gets tazed?

Good thing he was white.
 
2020-05-13 9:32:08 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Face Tattoos. AKA "Everlasting Job-Stoppers".


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