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2020-05-12 8:37:46 PM  
And the inspector general for the Department of Interior to be fired in 3... 2... 1...
 
2020-05-12 10:42:56 PM  
Sic balls
 
2020-05-13 12:06:49 AM  
How long until Trump fires this one?
 
2020-05-13 12:07:02 AM  
Obama strikes again!!
 
2020-05-13 12:07:08 AM  
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2020-05-13 12:07:21 AM  
But who watches the watchdogs?
 
2020-05-13 12:09:58 AM  
If after all we've done to them, Native Americans somehow get Trump ousted, I don't know how to properly thank them.  Would giving the entire US back be enough?
 
2020-05-13 12:10:12 AM  
Meanwhile the tatonka are being killed
 
2020-05-13 12:10:36 AM  

vudukungfu: Sic balls


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2020-05-13 12:10:41 AM  
Did she eat the funds?
 
2020-05-13 12:12:29 AM  

fusillade762: And the inspector general for the Department of Interior to be fired in 3... 2... 1...


Came here to say this. How does an IG who gives a shiat about ethics violations still have a job?
 
2020-05-13 12:14:13 AM  
WE GOT 'IM!!
 
2020-05-13 12:14:13 AM  

monsatano: vudukungfu: Sic balls

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/weird
 
2020-05-13 12:15:35 AM  

monsatano: vudukungfu: Sic balls

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Oh WTF now it works 🙄
 
2020-05-13 12:16:30 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: If after all we've done to them, Native Americans somehow get Trump ousted, I don't know how to properly thank them.  Would giving the entire US back be enough?


Worth it. No question.
 
2020-05-13 12:16:51 AM  
After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?
 
2020-05-13 12:20:22 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: If after all we've done to them, Native Americans somehow get Trump ousted, I don't know how to properly thank them.  Would giving the entire US back be enough?


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2020-05-13 12:20:34 AM  
Federal watchdog to be fired and department disbanded in 4...3...2...1...
 
2020-05-13 12:28:14 AM  

monsatano: monsatano: vudukungfu: Sic balls

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Oh WTF now it works 🙄


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2020-05-13 12:29:59 AM  
Ethics?  From Trump Administration officials?

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2020-05-13 12:36:25 AM  

Boondock3806: fusillade762: And the inspector general for the Department of Interior to be fired in 3... 2... 1...

Came here to say this. How does an IG who gives a shiat about ethics violations still have a job?


If they haven't been in the news (ie Fox/OANN) then Donnie* wouldn't know they existed, ergo, they are safe from his wrath.

Make the news? If Donnie* doesn't like what he sees then he'll get someone to fire your ass.
 
2020-05-13 12:42:32 AM  
All those Pocahontas jabs are going to come home to roost.
 
2020-05-13 12:49:29 AM  
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OH YEAH! GETTING TRUMP IN TROUBLE!

/sigh, if only that were true
 
2020-05-13 12:52:22 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: If after all we've done to them, Native Americans somehow get Trump ousted, I don't know how to properly thank them.  Would giving the entire US back be enough?


Jews got their own country but somehow native americans dont. This is a farked up world
 
2020-05-13 12:57:48 AM  

links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?


After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.
 
2020-05-13 1:26:11 AM  
Just wait until Ted Nugent gets the news that Trump isn't really the great white buffalo.
 
2020-05-13 1:26:34 AM  

lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.


This is why people cannot take you seriously. Because a lot of those Hillfolk did not turn out to be an idiot.
And you advocate mass executions .
 
2020-05-13 1:38:20 AM  

lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.


I'm like 3/4 hillbilly.  Come at me.
 
2020-05-13 1:49:23 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.

I'm like 3/4 hillbilly.  Come at me.


Everyone knows hillbillys only accept pure breeds as their own.  As soon as one of their spawn mates wirh a being with functioning brain cells, they are outcast as a commie Nazi socialist, forever being banished from the tribe.

Even a banjo plucking straw hat wearing moose hunting overall spinning jackass who put the thought together "you know I bet if we combined our health insurance premiums we could get better returns!" Would be hanged as the next Adolph Stalin, accused of being a radical moderate.

The fact you can respond with a proper sentence is evidence of this fact, however the hillbilly clearly still rings through your genetic code.

Carry on ole chap
 
2020-05-13 1:57:11 AM  

links136: apocryphaandmyth: lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.

I'm like 3/4 hillbilly.  Come at me.

Everyone knows hillbillys only accept pure breeds as their own.  As soon as one of their spawn mates wirh a being with functioning brain cells, they are outcast as a commie Nazi socialist, forever being banished from the tribe.

Even a banjo plucking straw hat wearing moose hunting overall spinning jackass who put the thought together "you know I bet if we combined our health insurance premiums we could get better returns!" Would be hanged as the next Adolph Stalin, accused of being a radical moderate.

The fact you can respond with a proper sentence is evidence of this fact, however the hillbilly clearly still rings through your genetic code.

Carry on ole chap


Moose hunting?  Where do you suppose 'billies live?  Where do you think moose live?
 
2020-05-13 2:10:42 AM  
So I think we need to have a fourth branch of government with the power to investigate the others and enforce ethics rules directly, with extreme prejudice. No elections, no appointments, purely staffed by people who got in on merit and civil service testing. The other branches get to have nonvoting members on the various boards and committees, but otherwise have no other direct authority over them. Any attempt to interfere with this branch is dealt with under a presumption of guilt.
 
2020-05-13 2:11:55 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: links136: apocryphaandmyth: lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.

I'm like 3/4 hillbilly.  Come at me.

Everyone knows hillbillys only accept pure breeds as their own.  As soon as one of their spawn mates wirh a being with functioning brain cells, they are outcast as a commie Nazi socialist, forever being banished from the tribe.

Even a banjo plucking straw hat wearing moose hunting overall spinning jackass who put the thought together "you know I bet if we combined our health insurance premiums we could get better returns!" Would be hanged as the next Adolph Stalin, accused of being a radical moderate.

The fact you can respond with a proper sentence is evidence of this fact, however the hillbilly clearly still rings through your genetic code.

Carry on ole chap

Moose hunting?  Where do you suppose 'billies live?  Where do you think moose live?


Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
 
2020-05-13 2:59:56 AM  
Am i the only one that thought this was going to be a snekretary thread?
 
2020-05-13 4:03:36 AM  

Summoner101: But who watches the watchdogs?


Coast Guard?
 
2020-05-13 4:23:09 AM  

BMulligan: apocryphaandmyth: links136: apocryphaandmyth: lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.

I'm like 3/4 hillbilly.  Come at me.

Everyone knows hillbillys only accept pure breeds as their own.  As soon as one of their spawn mates wirh a being with functioning brain cells, they are outcast as a commie Nazi socialist, forever being banished from the tribe.

Even a banjo plucking straw hat wearing moose hunting overall spinning jackass who put the thought together "you know I bet if we combined our health insurance premiums we could get better returns!" Would be hanged as the next Adolph Stalin, accused of being a radical moderate.

The fact you can respond with a proper sentence is evidence of this fact, however the hillbilly clearly still rings through your genetic code.

Carry on ole chap

Moose hunting?  Where do you suppose 'billies live?  Where do you think moose live?

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.


Well Manitoba is close enough.  If you haven't had moose neat to realise it's naturally fall off the bone tender, like there's sugar and butter encoded into the meat, well them you just don't understand why Brock Lesnar would put up with our Nazi commie empire to hunt in southwest Manitoba.

And the farkers are HUGE.

It's really hard to grasp sometimes just how much wilderness there is north of Winning, I used to love a 15 hour drive north.  Nothing is Weiser than the suburban Hicks with their own small private 18 hole golf course and top notch school funding complaining about 'the Indians'

Yes there weren't any colored folk there.
 
2020-05-13 5:18:47 AM  

lolmao500: apocryphaandmyth: If after all we've done to them, Native Americans somehow get Trump ousted, I don't know how to properly thank them.  Would giving the entire US back be enough?

Jews got their own country but somehow native americans dont. This is a farked up world


Because we're so busy killing them off or absorbing them that there won't be enough of them to qualify as a damned village in 50 years.
 
2020-05-13 5:36:02 AM  

links136: If you haven't had moose neat


I like mine on rocks.
 
2020-05-13 6:45:33 AM  
Lemme know when one of these watchdogs is able to bite.
 
2020-05-13 7:26:41 AM  
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2020-05-13 7:36:55 AM  
D2S:  Jared, we got a dog problem.
Jared:  Dogs don't like me, paw-paw.  They see in to my soul
D2S (to the camera)  This dog thing is concerning.  I've called in my very good friend, Newman from Seinfeld
Wayne Knight:  I'm supposed to call you sir, not exhale and bow
D2S:  We have a dog problem, Newman.  You're a postal employee who knows dogs, take care of it.
Wayne Knight:  Well, it's work
D2S Either that guy lost a lotta weight or I have a fat TV.
 
2020-05-13 7:41:37 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: links136: apocryphaandmyth: lolmao500: links136: After the civil war, the north should have made part of the south native country,. Saving the world from the horrid of southern tribal hillbillies.

You kicked us out for that?!?!?

After the civil war, every southerner hillbilly should have been executed.

I'm like 3/4 hillbilly.  Come at me.

Everyone knows hillbillys only accept pure breeds as their own.  As soon as one of their spawn mates wirh a being with functioning brain cells, they are outcast as a commie Nazi socialist, forever being banished from the tribe.

Even a banjo plucking straw hat wearing moose hunting overall spinning jackass who put the thought together "you know I bet if we combined our health insurance premiums we could get better returns!" Would be hanged as the next Adolph Stalin, accused of being a radical moderate.

The fact you can respond with a proper sentence is evidence of this fact, however the hillbilly clearly still rings through your genetic code.

Carry on ole chap

Moose hunting?  Where do you suppose 'billies live?  Where do you think moose live?


You can go moose hunting in the south. Just might take a while to hit your limit.
 
2020-05-13 7:46:35 AM  
 
2020-05-13 8:55:43 AM  
Surprised there's any IGs left that he hasn't fired.  Someone missed one?
 
2020-05-13 1:14:58 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: apocryphaandmyth: If after all we've done to them, Native Americans somehow get Drumpf ousted, I don't know how to properly thank them.  Would giving the entire US back be enough?

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So in 55 years Cleveland will have shifted down to Akron? Sounds about right.

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