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2020-05-12 1:55:39 PM  
It's Tuesday.

I thought it was Friday. Long week.
 
2020-05-12 8:53:19 PM  

crypticsatellite: It's Tuesday.

I thought it was Friday. Long week.


I'm stuck on Monday.

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2020-05-12 8:54:59 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: It's Tuesday.

I thought it was Friday. Long week.

I'm stuck on Monday.

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I may be a tad late.
 
2020-05-12 9:08:10 PM  
The graphics are interesting.
 
2020-05-12 9:19:31 PM  
Is it back?
 
2020-05-12 9:19:43 PM  
Finally.
 
2020-05-12 9:21:11 PM  

crypticsatellite: Finally.


Where did it go?
 
2020-05-12 9:26:48 PM  
I wouldn't mind spending some time in a stress-relieving chamber.
 
2020-05-12 9:27:05 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: Finally.

Where did it go?


wouldn't load for me.
 
2020-05-12 9:28:25 PM  

crypticsatellite: I wouldn't mind spending some time in a stress-relieving chamber.


You can build a pyramid in your house.

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2020-05-12 9:29:47 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I wouldn't mind spending some time in a stress-relieving chamber.

You can build a pyramid in your house.

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I wonder how exacting the angles have to be...
 
2020-05-12 9:30:22 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I wouldn't mind spending some time in a stress-relieving chamber.

You can build a pyramid in your house.

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I wonder how exacting the angles have to be...


You should use a laser.
 
2020-05-12 9:33:34 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I wouldn't mind spending some time in a stress-relieving chamber.

You can build a pyramid in your house.

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I wonder how exacting the angles have to be...

You should use a laser.


should the angle be measured by the center of the PVC pipes or an edge?
 
2020-05-12 9:36:03 PM  
They do sell Copper pipe at Home Depot.  That's where I got the pipe for these hand sanitizers:

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2020-05-12 9:36:45 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I wouldn't mind spending some time in a stress-relieving chamber.

You can build a pyramid in your house.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 570x648]

I wonder how exacting the angles have to be...

You should use a laser.

should the angle be measured by the center of the PVC pipes or an edge?


Probably the center would be the metaphysical origin of all pyramid power.
 
2020-05-12 9:38:48 PM  
Maybe it could be all laser

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2020-05-12 9:41:17 PM  
I put some caulk on my house over the weekend, just like this guy putting the goop on the pyramid.
 
2020-05-12 9:46:41 PM  

IronTom: Maybe it could be all laser

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that would be the most accurate.

Fark is really messing up on me. It won't load or only partially load. No issues with other sites.
 
2020-05-12 9:47:53 PM  

IronTom: Maybe it could be all laser

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I could also just imagine a pyramid around me.
 
2020-05-12 9:49:47 PM  
I keep getting this ad:

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2020-05-12 9:49:53 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Maybe it could be all laser

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x478]

that would be the most accurate.

Fark is really messing up on me. It won't load or only partially load. No issues with other sites.


Could try a different computer?
 
2020-05-12 9:50:22 PM  

crypticsatellite: I keep getting this ad:

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Did you click it?  Maybe she's in anguish.
 
2020-05-12 9:51:10 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I keep getting this ad:

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Did you click it?  Maybe she's in anguish.


I didn't. I have no bikini needs.
 
2020-05-12 9:51:51 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Maybe it could be all laser

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x478]

that would be the most accurate.

Fark is really messing up on me. It won't load or only partially load. No issues with other sites.

Could try a different computer?


I'm on my iPad. And no other sites is acting that way. Seems OK now, though.
 
2020-05-12 9:51:59 PM  
*are
 
2020-05-12 9:53:42 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I keep getting this ad:

[Fark user image 724x690]

Did you click it?  Maybe she's in anguish.

I didn't. I have no bikini needs.


Maybe her bikini is too tight.
 
2020-05-12 9:54:03 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Maybe it could be all laser

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x478]

that would be the most accurate.

Fark is really messing up on me. It won't load or only partially load. No issues with other sites.

Could try a different computer?

I'm on my iPad. And no other sites is acting that way. Seems OK now, though.


Is there an internet cache you can clear?
 
2020-05-12 9:54:05 PM  
OK. I clicked on it. Super sketchy site comes up.
 
2020-05-12 9:54:54 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Maybe it could be all laser

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x478]

that would be the most accurate.

Fark is really messing up on me. It won't load or only partially load. No issues with other sites.

Could try a different computer?

I'm on my iPad. And no other sites is acting that way. Seems OK now, though.

Is there an internet cache you can clear?


Yeah. I'd rather not do that right now.
 
2020-05-12 9:55:24 PM  
I bet it is nice and cool down in the pyramid.
 
2020-05-12 9:56:17 PM  

crypticsatellite: OK. I clicked on it. Super sketchy site comes up.


And you thought your browser was behaving strangely before....

At least you gave Drew some ad-bucks.
 
2020-05-12 9:57:47 PM  

IronTom: I bet it is nice and cool down in the pyramid.


I bet you're right. Just the thing after day in the sweltering desert sun.
 
2020-05-12 10:00:13 PM  
You know, this Egypt place is really interesting, I would like to learn more, in seconds from now.
 
2020-05-12 10:01:17 PM  
Cool, more Egypt!!!  Thanks Sci Chan, just what I wished for!
 
2020-05-12 10:01:36 PM  

IronTom: You know, this Egypt place is really interesting, I would like to learn more, in seconds from now.


Wasn't there an Egyptian theme last week, as well?
 
2020-05-12 10:02:13 PM  

IronTom: Cool, more Egypt!!!  Thanks Sci Chan, just what I wished for!


Hahahaahhhaa, it's the new Tuesday night on SyEnce.
 
2020-05-12 10:02:37 PM  
ψchan
 
2020-05-12 10:03:16 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: You know, this Egypt place is really interesting, I would like to learn more, in seconds from now.

Wasn't there an Egyptian theme last week, as well?


And the week before.  I think they are all different, maybe.
 
2020-05-12 10:04:10 PM  

IronTom: ψchan


Very nice.
 
2020-05-12 10:04:28 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: It's Tuesday.

I thought it was Friday. Long week.

I'm stuck on Monday.

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When that song came out when I was a kid, there was a parody of it that played on everybody's morning commute. Instead of "Walk like an Egyptian..."

Drive like a Phoenician...
Way down the Black Canyon...

The traffic copter actually flew over I-17 and you could see people dancing in their cars, hands out the windows, singing along.
 
2020-05-12 10:04:42 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: You know, this Egypt place is really interesting, I would like to learn more, in seconds from now.

Wasn't there an Egyptian theme last week, as well?

And the week before.  I think they are all different, maybe.


Just in different order.
 
2020-05-12 10:05:20 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: crypticsatellite: It's Tuesday.

I thought it was Friday. Long week.

I'm stuck on Monday.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 640x400]

When that song came out when I was a kid, there was a parody of it that played on everybody's morning commute. Instead of "Walk like an Egyptian..."

Drive like a Phoenician...
Way down the Black Canyon...

The traffic copter actually flew over I-17 and you could see people dancing in their cars, hands out the windows, singing along.


Hahahahaha
 
2020-05-12 10:05:32 PM  

IronTom: ψchan


SaguaroChan?
 
2020-05-12 10:06:34 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: crypticsatellite: It's Tuesday.

I thought it was Friday. Long week.

I'm stuck on Monday.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 640x400]

When that song came out when I was a kid, there was a parody of it that played on everybody's morning commute. Instead of "Walk like an Egyptian..."

Drive like a Phoenician...
Way down the Black Canyon...

The traffic copter actually flew over I-17 and you could see people dancing in their cars, hands out the windows, singing along.


It was a happening!
 
2020-05-12 10:08:22 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: ψchan

SaguaroChan?


hahaha, yes, I can see it

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2020-05-12 10:08:35 PM  

IronTom: They do sell Copper pipe at Home Depot.  That's where I got the pipe for these hand sanitizers:

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I like the ends of those hand sanitizers, so you can "sanitize" people over the head who don't wear a mask in public.
 
2020-05-12 10:09:55 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: They do sell Copper pipe at Home Depot.  That's where I got the pipe for these hand sanitizers:

[Fark user image 494x730]

I like the ends of those hand sanitizers, so you can "sanitize" people over the head who don't wear a mask in public.


Yes, and you could melt lead and fill it to provide more weight in your hand.
 
2020-05-12 10:10:27 PM  
That dude with the beard sounds like Garry Marshall on a rant.
 
2020-05-12 10:10:46 PM  
Office, these aren't fist loads, they're hand sanitizers, and you have the mask, and the gloves to hide your fingerprints.
 
2020-05-12 10:13:32 PM  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: They do sell Copper pipe at Home Depot.  That's where I got the pipe for these hand sanitizers:

[Fark user image 494x730]

I like the ends of those hand sanitizers, so you can "sanitize" people over the head who don't wear a mask in public.

Yes, and you could melt lead and fill it to provide more weight in your hand.


Of course. I can't believe people still running around here like there are no orders in place. Our Safeway had to put a guard at the door and refuse people entry who wouldn't put on a mask. Every is "exceptional" so they think they're immune. My mom works for doctors and it's a good thing she doesn't carry a gun. I'm afraid she'd use it.

"You can get sick and die. I don't care. But you're not taking me with you."
 
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