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(Daily Mail)   Fun things to do during quarantine should not include breaking into a morgue to drink all the embalming fluid   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-12 1:04:07 PM  
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2020-05-12 2:46:16 PM  
I got a little stiff last night.
So what?
 
2020-05-12 3:04:50 PM  
Embalming fluid must
 
2020-05-12 3:05:39 PM  
... Be a cure. The dead do not get coronavirus.
/dammitsomuch
 
2020-05-12 3:05:53 PM  
Seems like that would be a self correcting problem.
 
2020-05-12 3:07:17 PM  
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2020-05-12 3:07:43 PM  
Used or new straight out of the bottle?  It makes a difference.
 
2020-05-12 3:07:52 PM  
Alcohol should not be banned to start with.
 
2020-05-12 3:08:15 PM  
Was meth involved?
 
2020-05-12 3:08:41 PM  
This is still OK, right?
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2020-05-12 3:09:30 PM  
Maybe they're just trying to get prepared...
 
2020-05-12 3:11:57 PM  
I know but when I think about that cool, crisp embalming fluid hitting my lips, I just can't resist.
 
2020-05-12 3:12:27 PM  
The biggest profit center in the funerary industry is the embalming.

Its akin to the clear coat that the auto dealership tries and sells ya.

It's not really need if burial/cremation is within 5 days of passing

And it does not keep the body from decomposition, it's purely an aesthetic to keep color in the skin.

Don't even get me started on casket vaults......
 
2020-05-12 3:12:53 PM  
Barmy Fluid
Youtube URTkQBt5o7Y
 
2020-05-12 3:12:54 PM  
And I didn't drink it all. Just like, some.
 
2020-05-12 3:14:42 PM  
I ran out of bleach and aquarium cleaner.  What did you expect?
 
2020-05-12 3:15:24 PM  
I feel dead inside.
 
2020-05-12 3:16:15 PM  
We used to suck the Freon out of AC units.
Now I work in air traffic control.
 
2020-05-12 3:17:50 PM  
Usually you die and then get embalmed. They're just taking the steps a little bit out of order.
 
2020-05-12 3:18:58 PM  
Call it a stiff drink.
 
2020-05-12 3:25:27 PM  
He learned it from Sherlock Holmes:
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2020-05-12 3:27:54 PM  
Youre not my supervisor!
 
2020-05-12 3:28:27 PM  
Getting PICKLED takes on a whole new meaning.
But, look at the money they will save, on being embalmed!
 
2020-05-12 3:32:49 PM  
Thirsty?

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2020-05-12 3:34:57 PM  
Exhumation fluid is not the same. It''s mostly alcohol, meant for short term sterilizing of a exhumed body
 
2020-05-12 3:42:07 PM  
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2020-05-12 3:48:15 PM  
Right, barmy fluid, we'll have some of that then!

/must be obscure
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2020-05-12 3:54:14 PM  
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2020-05-12 3:58:23 PM  
I do not have enough WTFs in my rucksack for this.
 
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2020-05-12 3:59:02 PM  
97 percent proof?  Christ, I know it's the Daily Fail, but even by their standards, that's pretty bad.
 
2020-05-12 4:00:30 PM  

dothemath: We used to suck the Freon out of AC units.
Now I work in air traffic control.


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Likes the cut of your jib.
 
2020-05-12 4:01:31 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Thirsty?

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Thanks for the nightmare fuel. I had totally forgotten about that movie.
 
2020-05-12 4:24:35 PM  
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2020-05-12 5:07:57 PM  
"And I then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute, and is there a way you can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning."
 
2020-05-12 5:09:00 PM  
They forgot to mention that it was used....
 
2020-05-12 5:17:43 PM  

dothemath: We used to suck the Freon out of AC units.
Now I work in air traffic control.


I watched a guy do that when I was about 14.  He started coughing uncontrollably, then fell down and had a seizure. Thought he was dying. Do not want.
 
2020-05-12 5:19:49 PM  
An alcohol ban.  Jesus.
 
2020-05-12 5:27:03 PM  
I bought a bottle of hand sanitiser in a supermarket which was 80% ethanol and I was thinking it would make a cheap mixer. Assuming you didn't mind the small amounts of glycerine and bleach it contained.
 
2020-05-12 6:06:08 PM  
According to erowid...  no evidence that actual embalming fluid (formaldehyde) is pleasant.
PCP is sometimes called "embalming fluid", but PCP is not formaldehyde.
 
2020-05-12 8:12:31 PM  

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2020-05-12 9:23:16 PM  
Supermarkets cash in on the Pineapple Beer home brew craze by selling everything you need to get started on one counter - the tropical fruit, yeast and sugar - to make your own booze during the alcohol lock down in South Africa

Does it come with easy to follow directions telling people not perform these specific steps or they would be illegally making alcoholic beverages?
 
2020-05-12 11:59:37 PM  
I'd bet it was an inside job. The average person isn't going to have any idea a substance like this even exists. I know I didn't until reading TFA. Also, EWWWW!
 
2020-05-13 9:20:49 AM  
Now rhats what I call self-preservation!
 
2020-05-13 9:27:13 AM  

KidKorporate: Now rhats what I call self-preservation!


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2020-05-13 10:35:32 AM  

Pert: must be obscure


Nope.

You owe us £50 and your car keys.
 
2020-05-13 10:44:43 AM  

Pert: Right, barmy fluid, we'll have some of that then!

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It's been covered.
 
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