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(The US Sun)   American ingenuity at its best: Virginia Beach strip club knows how to take care of their horny customers, beats the coronavirus lockdown order by offering drive-thru pole dances   (the-sun.com) divider line
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2020-05-12 8:47:44 AM  
And here I thought my parents were crazy when they drove around with those clear vinyl seat covers.
 
2020-05-12 9:52:29 AM  
God bless America.
 
2020-05-12 10:52:10 AM  
Hero tag in quarantine, subby?

No, Fark doesn't need a stiffy tab.
 
2020-05-12 10:55:44 AM  
No masks?
Won't someone please think of the butterface dancers?!
 
2020-05-12 10:56:20 AM  
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2020-05-12 10:56:51 AM  

TheSwizz: Hero tag in quarantine, subby?

No, Fark doesn't need a stiffy tab.


I disagree.  I think that's a great idea.
 
2020-05-12 10:56:53 AM  
Portland did it first
 
2020-05-12 11:01:02 AM  
soo you're in Virginia Beach and you are paying money to see women in small bikinis? i thought the whole point of a strip club was the you know stripping part.
 
2020-05-12 11:01:25 AM  
Ewww, strippers in the sunlight?
 
2020-05-12 11:02:49 AM  

dothemath: [preview.redd.it image 640x480]


Ha!  That's about 3 blocks from my house!
 
2020-05-12 11:02:50 AM  
Looks like they'll need a lot of SPF 60, or an awning on those poles.
 
2020-05-12 11:03:48 AM  

khitsicker: soo you're in Virginia Beach and you are paying money to see women in small bikinis? i thought the whole point of a strip club was the you know stripping part.


Know how I know you've never been to Va Beach?
 
2020-05-12 11:04:41 AM  
Can't they just put up the perplex screens on the dance floors?  I know.  I know.  How will they be able to kick over that beer you've been nursing for 6 hours.
 
2020-05-12 11:05:35 AM  

TheSwizz: Hero tag in quarantine, subby?

No, Fark doesn't need a stiffy tab.


We have Boobies and Weeniers tags.
 
2020-05-12 11:09:20 AM  
Wouldn't a drive-in, stay in your car type setup be more profitable and obvious?


/make it rain out the sunroof
 
2020-05-12 11:12:14 AM  

trappedspirit: Ewww, strippers in the sunlight?


I was an apprentice beach bum in VaB right after I graduated from the U back in '78. My observation was that VaB strippers are essentially vampires. You never see them in the daylight. They thrive in poorly lit venues with terrible music and watered-down drinks. Sunlight dissolves them.

/and, much like vampires, they can suck $20s right out of your wallet
 
2020-05-12 11:12:16 AM  
They found a way to make the strip club experience even sadder.
 
2020-05-12 11:13:39 AM  

Intel154: dothemath: [preview.redd.it image 640x480]

Ha!  That's about 3 blocks from my house!


What intersection is that?
 
2020-05-12 11:14:14 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Can't they just put up the perplex screens on the dance floors?  I know.  I know.  How will they be able to kick over that beer you've been nursing for 6 hours.


I had a full pint kicked over and spilled on my lap by a dancer with a speech impediment because I was talking to my friend and not paying attention to her. She kicked it over, glared at me and said I was giving her a head trip.
I did my best hairlip impersonation and said "I'm tho thorry, here'th a dollar!"
We left soon after.
 
2020-05-12 11:14:27 AM  

MBooda: and, much like vampires, they can suck $20s right out of your wallet


That's not how draculas work.
 
2020-05-12 11:14:30 AM  

dothemath: [preview.redd.it image 640x480]


i can do it myself for free
 
2020-05-12 11:15:35 AM  

stuffy: TheSwizz: Hero tag in quarantine, subby?

No, Fark doesn't need a stiffy tab.

We have Boobies and Weeniers tags.


We need different degrees of the Weeners tag. The way Hustler used to rate porn movies.
 
2020-05-12 11:19:54 AM  
Who goes to a strip club sober and in daylight?  That's what porn and dating are for.
 
2020-05-12 11:19:58 AM  
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2020-05-12 11:22:18 AM  

dothemath: Intel154: dothemath: [preview.redd.it image 640x480]

Ha!  That's about 3 blocks from my house!

What intersection is that?


Sadness and Shame.
 
2020-05-12 11:35:58 AM  
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It reminds me of being sorely disappointed at the convenience store.
 
2020-05-12 11:36:14 AM  
A quick Google Maps check shows that I'm 9 mins from there right this moment, and that's only because there's no straight route because you have to drive around NAS Oceana.
 
2020-05-12 11:56:07 AM  
When I was a kid, I was fascinated by the 'drive in liquor store' they had in the Outer Banks area called "Brew Thru." They used a (probably) unlicensed reproduction of Andy Capp driving a little Shriner car (holding a beer?) as their logo, and I think they had more than one location.

I tell you that, to tell you this: Maybe they should call it "Boob Thru"

...

Portland did it first...
 
2020-05-12 12:10:03 PM  
Guy with the flashlight says "Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out."
 
2020-05-12 12:28:23 PM  
I saw an article a few weeks ago about a portland or.  strip club doing the same.  You coul also get food delivered by strippers.
 
2020-05-12 12:30:39 PM  
A strip joint in Charleston got hold of a big warehouse right next door and tried all kinds of drive-in and drive-thru and park 'n watch events. Even had nude car washes. I thought it was all great fun but it did not last long.
 
2020-05-12 12:41:03 PM  
I predict that nudie booths are coming back.
 
2020-05-12 1:34:53 PM  

dothemath: Intel154: dothemath: [preview.redd.it image 640x480]

Ha!  That's about 3 blocks from my house!

What intersection is that?


Dairy Ashford and Briar Forest.  The car wash is on the SW corner.
 
2020-05-12 1:35:01 PM  

whither_apophis: Portland did it first


There was a strip club that put in a drive thru roughly 20 years ago east of Pittsburgh on Route 22. I think the name was "Climax II" as the original Climax burnt down.

It is now a used care dealership.
 
2020-05-12 1:35:28 PM  

Pavia_Resistance: whither_apophis: Portland did it first

There was a strip club that put in a drive thru roughly 20 years ago east of Pittsburgh on Route 22. I think the name was "Climax II" as the original Climax burnt down.

It is now a used care dealership.


FTFM
 
2020-05-12 2:06:58 PM  
How is looking at strippers through a pane of glass in your car different from watching them on a computer screen?
 
2020-05-12 2:49:26 PM  
I don't know why they aren't doing bikini (-less) car washes!

C'mon ladies! Put 'em on the glass!
 
2020-05-12 2:50:28 PM  

sleep lack: How is looking at strippers through a pane of glass in your car different from watching them on a computer screen?


The 3rd dimension
 
2020-05-12 8:16:49 PM  
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2020-05-12 8:38:34 PM  

marleymaniac: I don't know why they aren't doing bikini (-less) car washes!

C'mon ladies! Put 'em on the glass!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cINFe​X​qwbDo
 
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