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2020-05-11 5:03:02 PM  
All that will happen is that people will poop in the open where animals and other humans come across it. It isn't as though COVID spreads through feces or anything.

And, besides, even if that is a method of transmission, it's no worse than the flu.

And, even if it is worse than the flu, only fatties and oldies get it, so no loss.
 
2020-05-11 5:14:03 PM  
There are portapotties at several places along the nearest commercial street. Two of them are next to my bank. Guess what I found next to the door when I was leaving my bank.

I'll give you a him.Cockney Rhyming slang for for it is Richard and Donald and it is something you should find only in a Dunnycan.
 
2020-05-11 5:19:53 PM  
Since they found the Rona in faeces, I have upped my game on flushing in my my tiny bathroom. I flush and spray with scented spray or with Lysol. The greatest contamination falls and ends up on hard surfaces nearby, so I spray the commode and give more attention to cleaning. Lid must always be down when flushing or running.

The water droplets in the sprays no doubt keep down the germs and viruses and make it easier to not breathe them before they are destroyed or removed.

I even cleaned my electric fans. Not perfect, not absolutely certain, but every tiny probability edge counts in large amounts. Like a professional gambler, I want to know I played my hand right, even if I lose.
 
2020-05-11 5:22:41 PM  

Clarence Brown: All that will happen is that people will poop in the open where animals and other humans come across it. It isn't as though COVID spreads through feces or anything.

And, besides, even if that is a method of transmission, it's no worse than the flu.

And, even if it is worse than the flu, only fatties and oldies get it, so no loss.


Don't even joke about it, kid. Metabolic syndrome is showing up in 15 years old. The Rona is not giving us any new information about what we are doing wrong, just insisting on punishing us for not doing what we already know needs to be done. I would, if a Believer, believe God is doing this as tough love. Or that evolution is simply being evolution. Natura naturans. Nature is just being the same old lovely biatch she has always been, but we have been playing the fool and cheating to no avail.
 
2020-05-11 5:23:43 PM  
The pope will shiat in the woods?
 
2020-05-11 5:24:30 PM  
The Indian worshippers of the Goddess of Death, Kali, call her the Compassionate because death is a friend to the miserable and poor. Rona is our friend if we treat her right. She reminds us to be unfragile and authentic in all things because everything in the world is connected to Dharma is still a biatch even when Mother Nature seems to be patient and trusting.
 
2020-05-11 5:24:39 PM  
"The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?
 
2020-05-11 5:26:00 PM  

Farker Soze: The pope will shiat in the woods?


No but I imagine somebody will build a portapotty into the Pope Mobile so he can sit down and rest while waving to the adoring masses.  Maybe he already depends on more than the Goodness of God for long trips.
 
2020-05-11 5:26:45 PM  

Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?


Ordinate amounts is what they can keep up with and remove before somebody suffers the consequences.
 
2020-05-11 6:58:09 PM  

Bootleg: "Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right?


Trucker bombs. It is a kind of ordinance I suppose. Oh, "ordinate". Never mind...
 
2020-05-11 7:17:06 PM  
People are scum.
 
2020-05-11 8:56:34 PM  
This has happened elsewhere but c'mon people-in-charge, if you're going to open a park then open the damn bathrooms, too.
 
2020-05-11 9:23:49 PM  

oa330_man: People are scum.


Exactly. What kind of moron opens the place but leaves the bathrooms closed? The poop should be left on their doorstep, after being doused in lighter fluid and ignited.
 
2020-05-11 9:25:30 PM  

brantgoose: Since they found the Rona in faeces, I have upped my game on flushing in my my tiny bathroom. I flush and spray with scented spray or with Lysol. The greatest contamination falls and ends up on hard surfaces nearby, so I spray the commode and give more attention to cleaning. Lid must always be down when flushing or running.

The water droplets in the sprays no doubt keep down the germs and viruses and make it easier to not breathe them before they are destroyed or removed.

I even cleaned my electric fans. Not perfect, not absolutely certain, but every tiny probability edge counts in large amounts. Like a professional gambler, I want to know I played my hand right, even if I lose.


Jeezus christo man.
What kind of explosive shiats are you taking?
Mine drop in like an Olympic diver.
 
2020-05-11 9:25:33 PM  

Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?


Why the hell is anyone pissing in a bottle when there are trees to piss behind?

And who the hell shiats in a water bottle?

I'd call them dirty animals, but no animal is that depraved, save humans.
 
2020-05-11 9:25:43 PM  
But it's OK for bears to shiat in the woods tho?
 
2020-05-11 9:28:02 PM  

eKonk: Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?

Why the hell is anyone pissing in a bottle when there are trees to piss behind?

And who the hell shiats in a water bottle?

I'd call them dirty animals, but no animal is that depraved, save humans.


Depraved, but skilled.
 
2020-05-11 9:28:54 PM  
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2020-05-11 9:30:08 PM  
Send the governor some technical manuals
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2020-05-11 9:31:18 PM  
One Christmas the state of Georgia didn't have the budget to keep the visitor/rest centers open. People just pissed and shiat on the sidewalks...
 
2020-05-11 9:32:23 PM  

brantgoose: Since they found the Rona in faeces, I have upped my game on flushing in my my tiny bathroom. I flush and spray with scented spray or with Lysol. The greatest contamination falls and ends up on hard surfaces nearby, so I spray the commode and give more attention to cleaning. Lid must always be down when flushing or running.

The water droplets in the sprays no doubt keep down the germs and viruses and make it easier to not breathe them before they are destroyed or removed.

I even cleaned my electric fans. Not perfect, not absolutely certain, but every tiny probability edge counts in large amounts. Like a professional gambler, I want to know I played my hand right, even if I lose.


Then you crushed out my last cigarette, and bed off for sleep
 
2020-05-11 9:33:34 PM  
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2020-05-11 9:34:48 PM  

brantgoose: There are portapotties at several places along the nearest commercial street. Two of them are next to my bank. Guess what I found next to the door when I was leaving my bank.

I'll give you a him.Cockney Rhyming slang for for it is Richard and Donald and it is something you should find only in a Dunnycan.


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2020-05-11 9:36:45 PM  
Poop thread!
 
2020-05-11 9:37:42 PM  

Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?


How did they get the feces in the water bottle?
 
2020-05-11 9:50:44 PM  
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2020-05-11 9:59:33 PM  
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2020-05-11 10:07:29 PM  
Does a hiker poop in the park?
 
2020-05-11 10:10:54 PM  
What is our obsession was denying people the use of a toilet?
It really says something of a people who sign off on doing this to other humans. Humanity should not tolerate this kid of human in it's gene pool .
 
2020-05-11 10:11:41 PM  

Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?


Well, I imagine there would somehow be worse thought of it if they were not in containers, because somehow poo is unnatural in a forest.

Really, though, it isn't "inordinate" and "ordinate." It is "inordinate" and "ordinance." The former means a quantity of poo-filled bottles great enough that a standard trebuchet cannot launch them all. It's an imperial unit of measurement.
 
2020-05-11 10:11:58 PM  
Depends
 
2020-05-11 10:20:17 PM  
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2020-05-11 10:22:49 PM  
Stupid people, maybe go to the toilet at home before going the park you disgusting monkeys.
 
2020-05-11 10:29:24 PM  

lolmao500: Stupid people, maybe go to the toilet at home before going the park you disgusting monkeys.


You could spend all day long at home on the toilet, but that can't save you if you stop for White Castle on the way out.
 
2020-05-11 10:35:14 PM  
"Plan accordingly" who is this person that never had a suprise piss or shiat before?

Like that evil parent or grandparent that says hold it till  we get gas again, you shouldn't have drank fluids
 
2020-05-11 10:36:25 PM  
Just imagine your spending a leisurely stroll through San Fran.
 
2020-05-11 10:38:19 PM  

brantgoose: There are portapotties at several places along the nearest commercial street. Two of them are next to my bank. Guess what I found next to the door when I was leaving my bank.

I'll give you a him.Cockney Rhyming slang for for it is Richard and Donald and it is something you should find only in a Dunnycan.


Pardon me, but are you having a stroke?
 
2020-05-11 11:14:07 PM  
"The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles,"

Who is shiatting in their water bottles? I'm kind of impressed.
 
2020-05-11 11:25:33 PM  

giveitarest: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles,"

Who is shiatting in their water bottles? I'm kind of impressed.


Wide necked bottles or extra skinny butt holes?

/why not both?
 
2020-05-11 11:25:52 PM  
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2020-05-11 11:26:06 PM  

giveitarest: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles,"

Who is shiatting in their water bottles? I'm kind of impressed.


Me too. Piss jugs i can see.... but why not just piss on a tree?
 
2020-05-11 11:28:39 PM  
We understand that the restrooms and public restrooms are closed but people should plan accordingly," he added.

It looks like they did plan accordingly.  They had containers to capture their waste.
 
2020-05-11 11:58:39 PM  

WillofJ2: "Plan accordingly" who is this person that never had a suprise piss or shiat before?

Like that evil parent or grandparent that says hold it till  we get gas again, you shouldn't have drank fluids


Slip 'em a laxative or two before going on a roadtrip, and perhaps next time they'll be more understanding.
 
2020-05-12 12:26:12 AM  
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2020-05-12 12:34:06 AM  

edmo: This has happened elsewhere but c'mon people-in-charge, if you're going to open a park then open the damn bathrooms, too.


The only thing I can think of, other than not wanted to have employees take care of the bathrooms, is the fact that the first person in them will come out with every ounce of toilet paper that was in there.
 
2020-05-12 1:09:14 AM  

eKonk: Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?

Why the hell is anyone pissing in a bottle when there are trees to piss behind?

And who the hell shiats in a water bottle?

I'd call them dirty animals, but no animal is that depraved, save humans.


sounds to me like they wanted to throw them away, but there were no receptacles

if that's true, I'm actually rather surprised
 
2020-05-12 2:06:50 AM  

SwiftFox: Send the governor some technical manuals
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2020-05-12 2:17:20 AM  

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Bartholomew Cubbins and the Oobleck, that device is positively Seussian
 
2020-05-12 8:28:33 AM  

Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?


I'm more curious about how feces are being left in water bottles.  That must be an, erm, interesting procedure.  Probably helps to have diarrhea?
 
2020-05-12 12:17:04 PM  

Bootleg: "The state park police reported an inordinate amount of urine and feces being left behind in the parks in water bottles," Callahan said

"Inordinate amounts" indicate there are "Ordinate amounts", right? What are the "Ordinate amounts" of urine and feces to be left behind in a state park?


In New Jersey?  I don't have the numbers in front of me but it's a significant amount.
 
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