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2020-05-11 4:37:26 PM  
I double-checked this time.
 
2020-05-11 4:39:04 PM  
They're just starting questions.
 
2020-05-11 4:39:26 PM  
First question about Pence, lol
 
2020-05-11 4:39:51 PM  
Reporter pool has masks, the president doesn't. Of course.
 
2020-05-11 4:40:39 PM  
"The hidden enemy"

So it's not invisible any more?  It's just hidden?
 
2020-05-11 4:41:07 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Reporter pool has masks, the president doesn't. Of course.


Looks like their microphone stationary now too, instead of passing one around
 
2020-05-11 4:41:09 PM  
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Polis is just wrapping up, he spent a solid 5 minutes reading mini bios of victims, something this asshole would never do. 
This was also infinitely more informative.
 
2020-05-11 4:41:36 PM  
Oh jeez, and I only have three beers left! Not breaking into the liquor on a Monday
 
2020-05-11 4:42:02 PM  
"If we get tested it's a problem, if we don't get tested it's a problem."

"Trying to make as much available as we can."

STFU
 
2020-05-11 4:42:09 PM  
Hey, how about making some of that testing available to the American people?  Instead of foreign countries?
 
2020-05-11 4:42:30 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Oh jeez, and I only have three beers left! Not breaking into the liquor on a Monday


I need to do the bi-weekly liquor store run that lasts only a week. Also have some work left to do so.. weed it is.
 
2020-05-11 4:43:17 PM  
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2020-05-11 4:43:27 PM  
What numbers are dropping substantially?
 
2020-05-11 4:44:50 PM  

OldRod: What numbers are dropping substantially?


His chances for re-election.
 
2020-05-11 4:45:08 PM  
Gyna
 
2020-05-11 4:45:32 PM  
Liar...

Rollins Band - Liar - Bohemia Afterdark
Youtube iaysTVcounI
 
2020-05-11 4:46:46 PM  
We need to get tax cuts.. to give federal stimulus money.
Sounds logic.
Greatness.
Transition.
Selling that bullshiat lie.
 
2020-05-11 4:46:46 PM  

OldRod: What numbers are dropping substantially?


Poll numbers? Employment numbers? Numbers of people NOT infected?
 
2020-05-11 4:47:39 PM  
Oh god, he is rambling but seems more lucid than the recent ones.
 
2020-05-11 4:47:44 PM  
Grrrddmmntttt
 
2020-05-11 4:48:13 PM  
"Why haven't you required everyone to wear a mask"

"In the case of me, I'm not close to anyone"
 
2020-05-11 4:48:22 PM  
Trump won't wear a mask because it smudges the cheetodust on his cheeks.
 
2020-05-11 4:48:30 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Oh god, he is rambling but seems more lucid than the recent ones.


Yeah, he doesn't seem drugged up today.
 
2020-05-11 4:48:41 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Reporter pool has masks, the president doesn't. Of course.


The masks are to protect him from you, not to protect you from him
 
2020-05-11 4:48:55 PM  
He never quite says anything, does he? Whatever the listener thinks they heard, Trump is able to deny it later because he doesn't ever complete a thought, or a grammatically valid sentence.
 
2020-05-11 4:48:58 PM  
I have coined the acronym #BTV which stands for "Before the Virus" or #beforethevirus
 
2020-05-11 4:49:12 PM  
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2020-05-11 4:49:23 PM  
Oh wow, multiple lecterns, so they aren't sharing the same microphone?
 
2020-05-11 4:49:44 PM  

OldRod: "Why haven't you required everyone to wear a mask"

"In the case of me, I'm not close to anyone"


For once he tells the truth.
 
2020-05-11 4:50:06 PM  
Influenza like network.

MORE LIES
 
2020-05-11 4:50:11 PM  

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They farking wheel some ventilators out there?
 
2020-05-11 4:50:21 PM  
If he's sounding somewhat lucid, must mean he's over his case of Covid-19.  They probably had him doped to the eyebrows for the last two weeks, rather than reveal that he had it.
 
2020-05-11 4:50:23 PM  
Has anyone asked him about the CDC report he buried?
 
2020-05-11 4:50:25 PM  
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
 
2020-05-11 4:50:50 PM  
Dodging that one.
 
2020-05-11 4:50:52 PM  

bobtheme: Markoff_Cheney: Oh god, he is rambling but seems more lucid than the recent ones.

Yeah, he doesn't seem drugged up today.


Ballmer Peak.
 
2020-05-11 4:50:53 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Oh god, he is rambling but seems more lucid than the recent ones.


It's hard to get less lucid than "can't they just inject disinfectant?"
 
2020-05-11 4:50:58 PM  
I'm just tuning in to see the cockroach.....

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2020-05-11 4:51:00 PM  
Camera isn't showing press so only President Baby Hands gets all the screen time.
 
2020-05-11 4:51:03 PM  
Oh wow.. what a prick.
 
2020-05-11 4:51:07 PM  
"When will Americans get to be tested like you are?"

"Well, if we weren't testing here, you'd complain about it too"

WTF?
 
2020-05-11 4:51:07 PM  
Hey, shiathead, maybe you could test YOUR staff and the American public?
 
2020-05-11 4:51:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Oh jeez, and I only have three beers left! Not breaking into the liquor on a Monday


Said no member of the legal profession ever.
 
2020-05-11 4:51:12 PM  
Happy March 72nd everyone!

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/ these are all blurring into one.
// like a variety show with a four-guest roster.
/// is there a difference this time, at all?
 
2020-05-11 4:51:13 PM  
OMG. if we didn't get the tests you would be complaining about that.

I want to beat him with my fists until my forearms end in bloody stumps.
 
2020-05-11 4:51:30 PM  
Oh he thinks the tests at the white house represent all tests.. he can't even see past his illness
 
2020-05-11 4:51:50 PM  
Oh fark no.  Not going to tune into that shiat show.
 
2020-05-11 4:51:56 PM  
WOW on that answer to why citizens can't get tests.  Fark you trump.  Seriously.  Fark you right up your goat ass.
 
2020-05-11 4:52:01 PM  

RainDawg: OldRod: What numbers are dropping substantially?

His chances for re-election.


Rain Dawg gets extra points for being funny and right at the same time.
 
2020-05-11 4:52:13 PM  
The whote house has lots of test so it is well contained.

He is literally unaware that there are human not in his orbit.
 
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