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(Metro)   Both sides agree: Boris Johnson is an idiot   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-11 7:48:02 AM  
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2020-05-11 7:57:52 AM  
 
2020-05-11 9:04:27 AM  
Imagine my surprise that after his brush with death, Boris would still be a fool
 
2020-05-11 9:20:19 AM  
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2020-05-11 9:37:43 AM  
Is he just hoping to let everyone die so the rest of the island can carve up the empty land?

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2020-05-11 9:38:17 AM  
I thought having the alert system and tying it to the R0 was brilliant, as was saying that it was too early to release the lockdown.

But then he started talking specifics, and it started going all over the place. "Ah, you can go for a drive to go see people and sit together in a public place as long as you stay socially distant!" Does this mean people can now go on holiday to "see their friends" on the beach?

Lots of people going to die and the R0 is going to jump back up to 1.5 or 2 and we'll be right back in lockdown again.
 
2020-05-11 9:41:31 AM  
So the Muppet who brushed off the severity of the pandemic only to immediately get infected and nearly die is going to tell Britons how to safely go back into public life? Brilliant idea there.
 
2020-05-11 9:43:37 AM  
Medical professionals, celebrities, union leaders and prominent members of political parties of all colours lined up to criticise the speech, which was labelled 'vacuous', 'dangerous' and confusing.

Medical professionals who look out for our health-check!
Union leaders who look out for our workers-check!
Political leaders who govern our society-check!
Celebrities who are popular-fuq off!
 
2020-05-11 9:45:35 AM  
But what if I'm the guest of another boy?
 
2020-05-11 9:46:10 AM  
It turns out putting bloviating morons in to office has some downsides.
 
2020-05-11 9:48:57 AM  
Didn't this guy win in a landslide?
 
2020-05-11 9:49:40 AM  
Mr Johnson was ridiculed for raising 'more questions than answers', as he eased some of the coronavirus restrictions this evening - amid fears that the four nations of the UK could 'pull in different directions'.

Maybe the Brexiters should tell the nations of the UK that they are all stronger together?
 
2020-05-11 10:00:57 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Is he just hoping to let everyone die so the rest of the island can carve up the empty land?

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Sorry Ireland but as the only real Britons in the UK, Wales gets England.
 
2020-05-11 10:04:28 AM  

Shaggy_C: I thought having the alert system and tying it to the R0 was brilliant, as was saying that it was too early to release the lockdown.


Apparently all you do is add the R number to the number of infections and viola, there's the alert level:

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So the alert level is currently between 223060.5 and 223060.9, depending on the exact R number.
 
2020-05-11 10:05:32 AM  
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I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. It's perfectly simple. If you're not coughing and don't have a fever, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.

Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?

/you read that first in John Cleese's voice, now you are rereading it in Boris'
 
2020-05-11 10:11:44 AM  
I can't help but think that this whole shiatshow, from the announcement  that there would be an announcement to the idiotic speech he came out with, was all because Boris got his arse kicked at PMQs and wanted to try and make it look like he was doing something.

farking clown.
 
2020-05-11 10:12:37 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: Apparently all you do is add the R number to the number of infections and viola, there's the alert level:

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So the alert level is currently between 223060.5 and 223060.9, depending on the exact R number.


Ha! Good call. They didn't explain how the "number of infections" plays into it at all, did they?
 
2020-05-11 10:17:47 AM  
 
2020-05-11 10:27:48 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Is he just hoping to let everyone die so the rest of the island can carve up the empty land?

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Derrylondon is GOLD
 
2020-05-11 10:45:42 AM  
How do 30 Helens feel about it?
 
2020-05-11 11:41:36 AM  

Rav Tokomi: So the Muppet who brushed off the severity of the pandemic only to immediately get infected and nearly die is going to tell Britons how to safely go back into public life? Brilliant idea there.


COVID should have finished the job. Farking idiot cant learn even if he cheats death.
 
2020-05-11 11:59:12 AM  
Boris Johnson is an idiot

And just like in America, jack shiat will be done about it.
 
2020-05-11 1:13:23 PM  
But he's your BREXIT STANDARD BEARER.    Show some respect.  All those immigrants, ruining your pretty country.
 
2020-05-11 5:27:35 PM  
Boris Johnson is a human wet fart.

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