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(Salon)   Will Jacob Wohl finally go to prison? Will Donald Trump finally go to prison? Will all the Republicans finally go to prison? Will there be justice in the world for Americans who aren't Nazi creeps?   (salon.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Federal Bureau of Investigation, wing provocateurs Jacob Wohl, Law enforcement agency, Defamation, Fraud, Wohl's ex-girlfriend, Wohl's lap, Wohl's national profile  
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2020-05-11 8:46:07 AM  
No, no, no, and you must be new here.
 
2020-05-11 8:59:20 AM  
Done in one
 
2020-05-11 9:01:03 AM  
This is the United States of America. We're not big fans of holding powerful or connected people accountable when we can trade their indiscretions for money or political favors instead.
 
2020-05-11 9:20:32 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: No, no, no, and you must be new here.


I'll get the lights.
 
2020-05-11 9:21:34 AM  
ain't nuttin gonna happen jaypeg
 
2020-05-11 9:21:37 AM  
No he won't, however his dumbass smear against Warren was hilarious and I don't even understand how that was supposed to make her look bad.
 
2020-05-11 9:21:50 AM  
Proper use of tag.
 
2020-05-11 9:21:57 AM  
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2020-05-11 9:21:59 AM  
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2020-05-11 9:22:44 AM  
Jacob A. Wohl? PRISON? PFFFFFFTTTTTT....
 
2020-05-11 9:25:58 AM  
For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.
 
2020-05-11 9:26:13 AM  
Jacob Wohl?  Maybe

Donald Trump?  Unlikely, but a chance.

GOP?  HAHAHA.  Oh wait you're serious?
 
2020-05-11 9:27:10 AM  
Didn't he fairly unambiguously try to interfere with the Mueller investigation?  Sure, all the other stuff he's done lately is also illegal, defamatory, or both; but, if he got away with trying to pull those shenanigans in a federal investigation against the former head of the FBI, it's hard to believe he's going to suffer for any of his lesser attacks.  In any sane world, regardless of which party was leading the government, the heaviest of hammers should have come down on him for that.  My one remaining hope is that so far the powers that be basically said 'don't give him publicity right now' and they will simply deal with him when the political turmoil has settled.
 
2020-05-11 9:29:03 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


Pffft prison is only for the poor and minority populations.
 
2020-05-11 9:29:18 AM  
It's not illegal to be a stupid farking moron.  If that were so, Republican presidents would never get elected.
 
2020-05-11 9:29:41 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


For a bunch of law-and-order partisans, Republicans seem to be very indulgent when it's their ilks doing the crime.
 
2020-05-11 9:30:53 AM  
Not yet, he's still working on a big boy felony.

That's how incompetent he is: none of this is yet actionable as anything but attempts at defamation - and every attempt has failed spectacularly so far.
 
2020-05-11 9:32:22 AM  
Wohl should already BE in prison.  The evidence of his fraud and slander are all over the farking place.  Don't know why he is still a free man.  Also, his face is not just punchable.  It's more like, hit him in the face with a pie and piss on his head.

Trump will NEVER go to prison.  Ever.  Even if actual indictments are made, he will tie things up in court until he dies of old age.  And it will cost us MILLIONS in legal fees all the while.  The best case scenario there is for Trump to die before he costs us any more.

The GOP will lose power, but only if voters come out in such overwhelming numbers as they totally shiatcan all of the GOP fraud and farkery that is going to happen in November.
 
2020-05-11 9:33:00 AM  
I wish america had laws.
 
2020-05-11 9:35:35 AM  
JFC

The charges date to 2016, when an Arizona man told investigators in Riverside, California, that he had invested $75,000 through Wohl Capital Investment Group. The man lost the money, and apparently committed suicide after calling in the tip.

This asshole has ruined lives and still continues on unabated. How is he still breathing? Why is he still breathing?
 
2020-05-11 9:35:51 AM  

durbnpoisn: hit him in the face with a pie


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Makes a lovely sound on a morons skull.
 
2020-05-11 9:37:59 AM  
Nope
 
2020-05-11 9:38:55 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


For a bunch that carries on about law and order, you only seem concerned about it when it's ni-bongs and libs. What, cat got your fascist tongue, or is it stuck on your masters' boots?
 
2020-05-11 9:39:43 AM  
 
2020-05-11 9:39:59 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


Moron, things are not always black and white, like you conservatives try to paint everything.
 
2020-05-11 9:41:56 AM  
If he does go to prison, they might as well install a revolving door because you know King Dingbat will pardon him.
 
2020-05-11 9:44:52 AM  
"Wohl, who lives in Corona, California..."

Hasn't he suffered enough?
 
2020-05-11 9:47:49 AM  

johnphantom: jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.

Moron, things are not always black and white, like you conservatives try to paint everything.


It's part of the conservative mindset. Due to increased limbic system activation and elnarged amygdalae, frontal cognitive activity is impaired, leaving them to emotional simplistic cognitive schemas. Black and white is simple, though it leads to increased anxiety due to discomfort with nuance.

TL;DR, conservatives are cowardly, emotional creatures who can't handle more than two concepts at once.
 
2020-05-11 9:52:59 AM  
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Trump has the out that he isn't fit enough to stand trial.

Of course Republican's think he's still fit enough to be President.
 
2020-05-11 9:53:33 AM  

WordsnCollision: "Wohl, who lives in Corona, California..."

Hasn't he suffered enough?


No.
 
2020-05-11 9:53:42 AM  

I'm an Egyptian!: johnphantom: jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.

Moron, things are not always black and white, like you conservatives try to paint everything.

It's part of the conservative mindset. Due to increased limbic system activation and elnarged amygdalae, frontal cognitive activity is impaired, leaving them to emotional simplistic cognitive schemas. Black and white is simple, though it leads to increased anxiety due to discomfort with nuance.

TL;DR, conservatives are cowardly, emotional creatures who can't handle more than two concepts at once.


Nicely said, but I think you have to write like me to get your point across to these cavemen.
 
2020-05-11 9:55:18 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


Well, you know.  When you commit crimes...
 
2020-05-11 9:55:59 AM  
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2020-05-11 9:58:11 AM  

durbnpoisn: Wohl should already BE in prison.  The evidence of his fraud and slander are all over the farking place.  Don't know why he is still a free man.  Also, his face is not just punchable.  It's more like, hit him in the face with a pie and piss on his head.

Trump will NEVER go to prison.  Ever.  Even if actual indictments are made, he will tie things up in court until he dies of old age.  And it will cost us MILLIONS in legal fees all the while.  The best case scenario there is for Trump to die before he costs us any more.

The GOP will lose power, but only if voters come out in such overwhelming numbers as they totally shiatcan all of the GOP fraud and farkery that is going to happen in November.


Follow the money.

How is Wohl paying his ex-girlfriend thousands of dollars to falsely accuse people?  Where's the money coming from to pay his rent, buy his food, dine out, travel?  He doesn't appear to have a real job.

There's something very smelly about Mr. Wohl. Someone's putting him up to all this.

And his ex-girlfriend needs to get a life.
 
2020-05-11 10:10:28 AM  

johnphantom: I'm an Egyptian!: johnphantom: jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.

Moron, things are not always black and white, like you conservatives try to paint everything.

It's part of the conservative mindset. Due to increased limbic system activation and elnarged amygdalae, frontal cognitive activity is impaired, leaving them to emotional simplistic cognitive schemas. Black and white is simple, though it leads to increased anxiety due to discomfort with nuance.

TL;DR, conservatives are cowardly, emotional creatures who can't handle more than two concepts at once.

Nicely said, but I think you have to write like me to get your point across to these cavemen.


Oh, there is no point in trying to get the point across to them. They are so cowardly, they cannot face the possibility that their whole worldview is based on fearful bullsh*t. That they have been had. That they are the NPC cucks that they rail against. And because of that, they will forever be the marks for the GOP. They will be robbed and kicked in the teeth, because they are frightened children who need someone to take care of them against the shadows on the wall.
 
2020-05-11 10:10:54 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


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2020-05-11 10:12:50 AM  

jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.


Ya, I don't think you seem to understand any of the points related to opposing the Prison Industrial Complex. Perhaps you should just observe for a bit?
 
2020-05-11 10:14:15 AM  
So, legitimate journalism is "fake news" while this guy supports Trump & Co. by generating actual, libelous, fake news.
 
2020-05-11 10:31:29 AM  

Truck Fump: durbnpoisn: Wohl should already BE in prison.  The evidence of his fraud and slander are all over the farking place.  Don't know why he is still a free man.  Also, his face is not just punchable.  It's more like, hit him in the face with a pie and piss on his head.

Trump will NEVER go to prison.  Ever.  Even if actual indictments are made, he will tie things up in court until he dies of old age.  And it will cost us MILLIONS in legal fees all the while.  The best case scenario there is for Trump to die before he costs us any more.

The GOP will lose power, but only if voters come out in such overwhelming numbers as they totally shiatcan all of the GOP fraud and farkery that is going to happen in November.

Follow the money.

How is Wohl paying his ex-girlfriend thousands of dollars to falsely accuse people?  Where's the money coming from to pay his rent, buy his food, dine out, travel?  He doesn't appear to have a real job.

There's something very smelly about Mr. Wohl. Someone's putting him up to all this.

And his ex-girlfriend needs to get a life.


That is an incredibly good point.  And I can't believe I never thought of that.

It's sort of like how this dude creates a new Twitter account and immediately has 250k followers.  How in the fark is that even possible?

There was a time when I would have thought this was nothing but some whackjob conspiracy stuff.  But you're right.  Clearly someone is paying him well to keep stirring up the crazy.
 
2020-05-11 10:33:12 AM  
Jacob? Is it really a good thing to put someone in prison before they reach puberty?
 
2020-05-11 10:41:42 AM  

durbnpoisn: Truck Fump: durbnpoisn: Wohl should already BE in prison.  The evidence of his fraud and slander are all over the farking place.  Don't know why he is still a free man.  Also, his face is not just punchable.  It's more like, hit him in the face with a pie and piss on his head.

Trump will NEVER go to prison.  Ever.  Even if actual indictments are made, he will tie things up in court until he dies of old age.  And it will cost us MILLIONS in legal fees all the while.  The best case scenario there is for Trump to die before he costs us any more.

The GOP will lose power, but only if voters come out in such overwhelming numbers as they totally shiatcan all of the GOP fraud and farkery that is going to happen in November.

Follow the money.

How is Wohl paying his ex-girlfriend thousands of dollars to falsely accuse people?  Where's the money coming from to pay his rent, buy his food, dine out, travel?  He doesn't appear to have a real job.

There's something very smelly about Mr. Wohl. Someone's putting him up to all this.

And his ex-girlfriend needs to get a life.

That is an incredibly good point.  And I can't believe I never thought of that.

It's sort of like how this dude creates a new Twitter account and immediately has 250k followers.  How in the fark is that even possible?

There was a time when I would have thought this was nothing but some whackjob conspiracy stuff.  But you're right.  Clearly someone is paying him well to keep stirring up the crazy.


It also says something about the person/organization behind Wohl's antics:

"Seriously... this is the best you could find?"
 
2020-05-11 10:56:04 AM  
The Fark poltab isn't solely inahabited by Mother Jones readers. Yet.
 
2020-05-11 10:58:59 AM  

RasIanI: jjorsett: For a bunch that carries on about overincarceration, Democrats sure seem to like prisons when it's their enemies who'll be in them.

Ya, I don't think you seem to understand any of the points related to opposing the Prison Industrial Complex. Perhaps you should just observe for a bit?


It's in his interest to understand. Otherwise his whole childish worldview comes toppling down.
 
2020-05-11 10:59:30 AM  

chewd: I wish america had laws.


America has laws. By themselves, however, laws do not produce justice. The law is just a tool; how it gets used is entirely up to us.
 
2020-05-11 11:23:01 AM  
I'd settle for Jacob receiving a 'mild correction' with a horsewhip in the public square. Weekly.
 
2020-05-11 11:29:06 AM  

Gyrony: Jacob? Is it really a good thing to put someone in prison before they reach puberty?


Gotta keep the bubbas entertained, somehow.
 
2020-05-11 11:31:56 AM  
I maintain that Jacob Wohl and James O'Keefe must have an eight-figure bet on which one of them can get sent to prison first, and they are both bewildered by how hard it is.

Or perhaps they are the representatives of two wealthy dickheads with said eight-figure wager.
 
2020-05-11 11:34:29 AM  

RminusQ: I maintain that Jacob Wohl and James O'Keefe must have an eight-figure bet on which one of them can get sent to prison first, and they are both bewildered by how hard it is.

Or perhaps they are the representatives of two wealthy dickheads with said eight-figure wager.


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2020-05-11 11:46:45 AM  

Jake Havechek: It's not illegal to be a stupid farking moron.  If that were so, Republican presidents would never get elected.


It is illegal to accept bribes, embezzle funds, appoint unqualified relatives to political posts without explicit congressional approval of each individual case, lie under oath (including submitting official documents to that effect), obstruct an investigation in any way beyond personally refusing to testify, threaten witnesses in a civil proceeding, threaten witnesses in a criminal proceeding, destroy public records, and sexually assault people.

Those aren't a full list of crimes Trump has committed or anything, by the way.  It's only the ones I remember off the top of my head, and only the ones he's committed during his term and either done in public or confessed to in public, where there is no debate whatsoever that he 100% did commit the crime and it's just a matter of known and established fact.  Like... I'm even throwing him a bone and leaving off the Russian collusion to interfere in free elections that we know beyond a reasonable doubt that he did do just because it had fewer than 300 million witnesses, the above are only the really obvious ones.
 
2020-05-11 12:26:05 PM  

durbnpoisn: Wohl should already BE in prison.  The evidence of his fraud and slander are all over the farking place.  Don't know why he is still a free man.  Also, his face is not just punchable.  It's more like, hit him in the face with a pie and piss on his head.

Trump will NEVER go to prison.  Ever.  Even if actual indictments are made, he will tie things up in court until he dies of old age.  And it will cost us MILLIONS in legal fees all the while.  The best case scenario there is for Trump to die before he costs us any more.

The GOP will lose power, but only if voters come out in such overwhelming numbers as they totally shiatcan all of the GOP fraud and farkery that is going to happen in November.


PIPE.

Fixed that for you.

Thinking a three-foot length of lead pipe would do nicely.
 
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