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(Independent)   The Mad Tweeter goes for the record, but falls short   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, Barack Obama, Federal Bureau of Investigation, George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, President of the United States, Twitter, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump  
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2020-05-10 8:45:54 PM  
The day's not over yet.
 
2020-05-10 8:48:08 PM  
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2020-05-10 8:48:58 PM  
It broke 80,000 yesterday
 
2020-05-10 8:54:19 PM  

cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday


Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.
 
2020-05-10 9:00:55 PM  

enry: cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday

Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.


And a TAN SUIT!!!11

Think about it.

A
Tan
Suit.

The nation never recovered from that.  The world still ridicules us for it.
 
2020-05-10 9:11:39 PM  
Took longer than I thought for him to hear the Obama audio, I guess.
 
2020-05-10 9:38:59 PM  
i want off this ride
 
2020-05-10 9:43:45 PM  
80,562
 
2020-05-10 9:44:46 PM  
Hahahaha he tweeted OBAMAGATE without a clue about why it's trending.
That made my day.

There's a thread about it, here's the original tweet #obamagate.
https://www.twitter.com/AlexMohajer/s​t​atus/1259472430902292481
 
2020-05-10 9:45:03 PM  
Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.
 
2020-05-10 10:08:15 PM  

fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.


No evidence of this
 
2020-05-10 10:19:39 PM  
He just started another round of retweets. So that total is going to get even higher by the end of the day.
 
2020-05-10 10:34:20 PM  
He just retweeted a post from a random account from two years ago. How does he even find this shiat?
 
2020-05-10 10:36:06 PM  
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2020-05-10 11:04:26 PM  
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2020-05-10 11:25:58 PM  
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2020-05-10 11:28:52 PM  
Ah, but the strawberries...
 
2020-05-10 11:41:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.

No evidence of this


Sure there is - all the tweets that have no spelling mistakes are the evidence.  Plus those with $5 words.

/study it out
//or whatever
///I'm an art historian, not a cop
 
2020-05-10 11:42:22 PM  

markie_farkie: enry: cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday

Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.

And a TAN SUIT!!!11

Think about it.

A
Tan
Suit.

The nation never recovered from that.  The world still ridicules us for it.


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2020-05-10 11:43:13 PM  

markie_farkie: enry: cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday

Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.

And a TAN SUIT!!!11

Think about it.

A
Tan
Suit.

The nation never recovered from that.  The world still ridicules us for it.


as they should

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oh, waitadamnminute
 
2020-05-10 11:43:18 PM  
I'll give you one guess as to whose Adderall prescription finally got refilled today.
 
2020-05-10 11:43:36 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: cameroncrazy1984: fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.

No evidence of this

Sure there is - all the tweets that have no spelling mistakes are the evidence.  Plus those with $5 words.

/study it out
//or whatever
///I'm an art historian, not a cop


I thought you were an opera singer?
 
2020-05-10 11:44:05 PM  

edmo: Ah, but the strawberries...


One can hear the ball bearings furiously clacking all the way down here in the Gulf.
 
2020-05-10 11:46:32 PM  
Happy Mother's Day, Melanie
 
2020-05-10 11:46:55 PM  
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2020-05-10 11:46:59 PM  

alienated: markie_farkie: enry: cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday

Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.

And a TAN SUIT!!!11

Think about it.

A
Tan
Suit.

The nation never recovered from that.  The world still ridicules us for it.

as they should

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oh, waitadamnminute


The slobbering Reagan hero-worship has almost completely disappeared.  And I don't think Trump was ever much for that in the first place.
 
2020-05-10 11:47:02 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i want off this ride


It won't stop. It's not ever going to stop!

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2020-05-10 11:49:56 PM  
Guy has more free time than I do and I'm retired.
 
2020-05-10 11:51:02 PM  
One of my NPD family members gets on posting storms on Facebook whenever he has received narcissistic injury.  If someone puts him in his place or exposes him for the fraud that he is, he will post and post and post.  You'd think it would be about getting attention, but if anything he is doing it for his own psychological benefit, posting things that in his mind prove his point that he is right, and his critic is wrong.  It's that repetition, saying variations of the same thing over and over, that allows him to shape his reality into whatever he wants it to be.

It's my opinion that Trump is reaching the breaking point, and that true decompensation lies ahead.  I know, I've thought that in the past, but Trump is facing a reality that no amount of self-deception is going to cover up.  He knows he's farked up big time with this.  As long as groups like the Lincoln Project and the like keep pricking his vanity with a thousand needles, he will break.  I just hope that we all can survive the fall-out when he ultimately does go nuclear.
 
2020-05-10 11:55:45 PM  

lindalouwho: ViolentEastCoastCity: cameroncrazy1984: fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.

No evidence of this

Sure there is - all the tweets that have no spelling mistakes are the evidence.  Plus those with $5 words.

/study it out
//or whatever
///I'm an art historian, not a cop

I thought you were an opera singer?


I am!  I do many things.

/except cop
 
2020-05-11 12:03:20 AM  
That's almost as many times in a day as my record for whacking it. Keep trying dickweed.
 
2020-05-11 12:03:28 AM  
"We are getting great marks for the handling of the CoronaVirus pandemic, especially the very early BAN of people from China, the infectious source, entering the USA," Mr Trump wrote.

"Compare that to the Obama/Sleepy Joe disaster known as H1N1 Swine Flu. Poor marks, bad polls - didn't have a clue!"


Um, Obama had 12,500 cases, TOTAL. You have 80,000, and the numbers are still climbing. Explain how you are doing "better" than Obama with almost 7 TIMES as many dead Americans, and with no end in sight...
 
2020-05-11 12:04:26 AM  

Iggie: He knows he's farked up big time with this.


He actually could recover, but that would take work and some effort.
 
2020-05-11 12:05:11 AM  
JFC. Just imagine what we would have been spared if Twitter had banned Trump around 2010 and NBC never produced The Apprentice.
 
2020-05-11 12:05:57 AM  

fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.


Eew. Who wants to touch the same phone's keyboard as he (and probably dozens others) has/ve touched? Gak. Luckily, you can use a screen keyboard while wearing latex gloves.
 
2020-05-11 12:08:15 AM  

Iggie: He knows he's farked up big time with this


Also picture being so powerful and rich that you have ZERO deliverables, and can make the smartest people in the world do all that work for you, but you're just too lazy to do it.
 
2020-05-11 12:09:38 AM  
i will be glad once his time in office is over.
 
2020-05-11 12:16:25 AM  

Iggie: One of my NPD family members gets on posting storms on Facebook whenever he has received narcissistic injury.  If someone puts him in his place or exposes him for the fraud that he is, he will post and post and post.  You'd think it would be about getting attention, but if anything he is doing it for his own psychological benefit, posting things that in his mind prove his point that he is right, and his critic is wrong.  It's that repetition, saying variations of the same thing over and over, that allows him to shape his reality into whatever he wants it to be.

It's my opinion that Trump is reaching the breaking point, and that true decompensation lies ahead.  I know, I've thought that in the past, but Trump is facing a reality that no amount of self-deception is going to cover up.  He knows he's farked up big time with this.  As long as groups like the Lincoln Project and the like keep pricking his vanity with a thousand needles, he will break.  I just hope that we all can survive the fall-out when he ultimately does go nuclear.


But he doesn't know he's farked up big time with this. He's mentally ill.
 
2020-05-11 12:22:11 AM  
Funny, he did say "Pulitzer" this time, instead of "Noble"
 
2020-05-11 12:31:04 AM  
Were any of them wishing Melanie a happy mother's day?
 
2020-05-11 12:38:06 AM  

HarveyBrooks: Iggie: One of my NPD family members gets on posting storms on Facebook whenever he has received narcissistic injury.  If someone puts him in his place or exposes him for the fraud that he is, he will post and post and post.  You'd think it would be about getting attention, but if anything he is doing it for his own psychological benefit, posting things that in his mind prove his point that he is right, and his critic is wrong.  It's that repetition, saying variations of the same thing over and over, that allows him to shape his reality into whatever he wants it to be.

It's my opinion that Trump is reaching the breaking point, and that true decompensation lies ahead.  I know, I've thought that in the past, but Trump is facing a reality that no amount of self-deception is going to cover up.  He knows he's farked up big time with this.  As long as groups like the Lincoln Project and the like keep pricking his vanity with a thousand needles, he will break.  I just hope that we all can survive the fall-out when he ultimately does go nuclear.

But he doesn't know he's farked up big time with this. He's mentally ill.


He knows, that's why he is so desperate to re-write reality.  He is facing the thing that narcissists fear the most -- being exposed as a fraud.  It's not just that other people will recognize it, it is also that he himself will have to face the truth as well.  Narcissists spend their whole lives creating a persona that is all-powerful, beautiful, genius, whatever it takes to keep their wounded egos afloat.  Deep down they know that they are flawed, frightened little children, but they cannot accept it and have to not just appear better, but the absolute best.  They can't do it on their own, though, and it means that they require enablers, sycophants and flying monkeys to prop them up.  When it finally reaches the point that even their toadies are unable to hide reality, and they stop receiving narcissistic supply, then they decompensate.  Their reality breaks down, and so does their sanity.
 
2020-05-11 12:42:04 AM  

markie_farkie: enry: cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday

Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.

And a TAN SUIT!!!11

Think about it.

A
Tan
Suit.

The nation never recovered from that.  The world still ridicules us for it.


and because 2bama was a "celebrity".  *snert*
 
2020-05-11 12:49:03 AM  
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This was the one moment that should have taught all of us the secret to breaking Trump.  Humiliate him, relentlessly.  Don't let up, don't play fair, and don't ever feel sorry for him.  Do anything to prick that thin skin of his over and over, a death of a thousand cuts.
 
2020-05-11 12:52:25 AM  

dericwater: fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.

Eew. Who wants to touch the same phone's keyboard as he (and probably dozens others) has/ve touched? Gak. Luckily, you can use a screen keyboard while wearing latex gloves.


Twitter is made for bots.  You can Tweet from half a dozen IPs in a day or so before they freak out.
 
2020-05-11 1:04:23 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.

No evidence of this


I was thinking about the mechanics of Trump tweeting.  He's barely literate, so you just know he's hunting and pecking at the keyboard at best.

He's also got presbyopia for sure, and he hates wearing his reading glasses because he's so vain.

My guess is his staff has him set up on an iPad with some farkibg enormous font.
 
2020-05-11 2:01:20 AM  

enry: cretinbob: It broke 80,000 yesterday

Yeah well all those deaths are on Obama because he once had pizza with arugula while Soros was 3 miles away taking a nap.


Arugula. Sounds Mexican to me. Or maybe Arab. Something furrin!
 
2020-05-11 2:06:47 AM  
The Other Oval Office doesn't get as much exposure to photography, but generally looks like this...
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2020-05-11 2:53:37 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: fusillade762: Those aren't all by him.  He has a team.

No evidence of this


Well, there are the occasional Tweets that are mature, professional, dignified, informative, and free of basic spelling and grammar errors.

So those were definitely not from him.
 
2020-05-11 5:23:34 AM  

Mikey1969: "We are getting great marks for the handling of the CoronaVirus pandemic, especially the very early BAN of people from China, the infectious source, entering the USA," Mr Trump wrote.

"Compare that to the Obama/Sleepy Joe disaster known as H1N1 Swine Flu. Poor marks, bad polls - didn't have a clue!"

Um, Obama had 12,500 cases, TOTAL. You have 80,000, and the numbers are still climbing. Explain how you are doing "better" than Obama with almost 7 TIMES as many dead Americans, and with no end in sight...


not to mention the China travel ban he always brings up as if that makes everything all right.
 
2020-05-11 8:04:02 AM  

Iggie: [Fark user image 850x476]

This was the one moment that should have taught all of us the secret to breaking Trump.  Humiliate him, relentlessly.  Don't let up, don't play fair, and don't ever feel sorry for him.  Do anything to prick that thin skin of his over and over, a death of a thousand cuts.


That's quite a combover.
 
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