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2020-05-10 9:47:21 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-05-10 10:10:12 AM  
I know what store is not getting my business.
 
2020-05-10 10:16:52 AM  
...best electric chair ever. Wow.
 
2020-05-10 10:18:35 AM  
Disease is truth?  I don't follow.

But yeah.. don't go there.. or let anyone you care about go there.
 
2020-05-10 10:30:37 AM  
Ramsey One Flooring?
 
2020-05-10 10:42:01 AM  
Simi Valley, CA. Home of the Rodney King trial and boyhood home town of young Jack Sabbath.

Completely unrecognizable from the idyllic, sparsely developed suburb I grew up in.
 
2020-05-10 10:55:03 AM  
What the hell....

Is there something in the water making people actively stupid?
 
2020-05-10 10:55:52 AM  
And they cater to the elderly.

smh
 
2020-05-10 10:57:07 AM  

Gubbo: What the hell....

Is there something in the water making people actively stupid?


The is another salon scam. Actively inviting a confrontation with the governor so as to grab some of that sweet sweet grift
 
2020-05-10 10:58:07 AM  

GardenWeasel: Gubbo: What the hell....

Is there something in the water making people actively stupid?

The This is another salon scam. Actively inviting a confrontation with the governor so as to grab some of that sweet sweet grift


DogDamn phone
 
2020-05-10 10:58:36 AM  

Gubbo: What the hell....

Is there something in the water making people actively stupid?


It is radiation from the nearby Reagan Library.
 
2020-05-10 11:04:33 AM  

GardenWeasel: Gubbo: What the hell....

Is there something in the water making people actively stupid?

The is another salon scam. Actively inviting a confrontation with the governor so as to grab some of that sweet sweet grift


If they want to spend a few days/weeks in prison, I'm happy to oblige them.
 
2020-05-10 11:06:38 AM  
Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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2020-05-10 11:25:02 AM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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Is that what doxxing means?
 
2020-05-10 11:31:16 AM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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'Free Country' doesn't mean you have the right to kill people with your malevolent stupidity.
 
2020-05-10 11:32:31 AM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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The organizer of our local "Free Ohio Now" demonstration (which totaled 50 maskless morons and their poor little kids who didn't know anything about why they were out there holding signs other than mommy and daddy said to) is the president of an area pizza chain and admitted in the newspaper article he's been ripping CAUTION tape off the playground equipment.

I called out the story because of course they didn't bother to report he's the president of the area pizza chain.  Which, of course, has NEVER been closed due to this because delivery and carry-out has been allowed from the start (and I can't think of a location where they actually do dine-in off the top of my head, not that very many pizza-only places with a focus on delivery do much dine-in).

Surprisingly I've only had one person really take a swing at me for calling it out and several actually commenting that they're not gonna eat his pizza any more.

For added fun, I found an article from years ago where he was all happy that he could sell some franchises to people with government aid from state small business loans.  But now he's all kinds of pissed at the state for some reason, like maybe his sales dropped 3% or he has to provide hand sanitizer and let his workers off if they are sick?  I dunno.

I do know that if I admitted that I tore down CAUTION tape the city put up to the media, the cops would likely reach out and have a word with me... they probably won't with him being a rich, upstanding pillar of the community.
 
2020-05-10 11:44:59 AM  

propasaurus: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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Is that what doxxing means?


I love that this Trumpublican Covidiot thinks that you can dox a PUBLIC business.
 
2020-05-10 11:47:53 AM  
So, businesses can't tell folks to wear masks, but they can mandate no masks?

Seems a mite hypocritical, donchathink?
 
2020-05-10 12:02:13 PM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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Cry more Katie, cry more.
 
2020-05-10 12:06:07 PM  
Doxxing a public business, also known as "advertising".
 
2020-05-10 12:29:05 PM  

hubiestubert: So, businesses can't tell folks to wear masks, but they can mandate no masks?

Seems a mite hypocritical, donchathink?


Well, in the before times bad things might happen if you wore a mask into a bank.

But other than that I don't know if people would have cared
 
2020-05-10 12:38:37 PM  

null: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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The organizer of our local "Free Ohio Now" demonstration (which totaled 50 maskless morons and their poor little kids who didn't know anything about why they were out there holding signs other than mommy and daddy said to) is the president of an area pizza chain and admitted in the newspaper article he's been ripping CAUTION tape off the playground equipment.

I called out the story because of course they didn't bother to report he's the president of the area pizza chain.  Which, of course, has NEVER been closed due to this because delivery and carry-out has been allowed from the start (and I can't think of a location where they actually do dine-in off the top of my head, not that very many pizza-only places with a focus on delivery do much dine-in).

Surprisingly I've only had one person really take a swing at me for calling it out and several actually commenting that they're not gonna eat his pizza any more.

For added fun, I found an article from years ago where he was all happy that he could sell some franchises to people with government aid from state small business loans.  But now he's all kinds of pissed at the state for some reason, like maybe his sales dropped 3% or he has to provide hand sanitizer and let his workers off if they are sick?  I dunno.

I do know that if I admitted that I tore down CAUTION tape the city put up to the media, the cops would likely reach out and have a word with me... they probably won't with him being a rich, upstanding pillar of the community.


This one?

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2020-05-10 12:40:39 PM  

Gubbo: hubiestubert: So, businesses can't tell folks to wear masks, but they can mandate no masks?

Seems a mite hypocritical, donchathink?

Well, in the before times bad things might happen if you wore a mask into a bank.

But other than that I don't know if people would have cared


One of my cooks damn near got drawn down on at his local corner store, because he had a hoodie and a surgical mask. Owner apologized fairly quickly, but yeah, these are weird times.
 
2020-05-10 12:43:40 PM  
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2020-05-10 12:43:46 PM  

GardenWeasel: null: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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The organizer of our local "Free Ohio Now" demonstration (which totaled 50 maskless morons and their poor little kids who didn't know anything about why they were out there holding signs other than mommy and daddy said to) is the president of an area pizza chain and admitted in the newspaper article he's been ripping CAUTION tape off the playground equipment.

I called out the story because of course they didn't bother to report he's the president of the area pizza chain.  Which, of course, has NEVER been closed due to this because delivery and carry-out has been allowed from the start (and I can't think of a location where they actually do dine-in off the top of my head, not that very many pizza-only places with a focus on delivery do much dine-in).

Surprisingly I've only had one person really take a swing at me for calling it out and several actually commenting that they're not gonna eat his pizza any more.

For added fun, I found an article from years ago where he was all happy that he could sell some franchises to people with government aid from state small business loans.  But now he's all kinds of pissed at the state for some reason, like maybe his sales dropped 3% or he has to provide hand sanitizer and let his workers off if they are sick?  I dunno.

I do know that if I admitted that I tore down CAUTION tape the city put up to the media, the cops would likely reach out and have a word with me... they probably won't with him being a rich, upstanding pillar of the community.

This one?

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

More Toledo-ish.
 
2020-05-10 12:51:32 PM  
people need to start going to these places wearing only a mask and see what they say
 
2020-05-10 12:51:37 PM  

propasaurus: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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Is that what doxxing means?


I think doxxing must have at least the pretense that the person was trying to remain anonymous.
 
2020-05-10 12:53:10 PM  

null: GardenWeasel: null: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

[Fark user image 602x320]

The organizer of our local "Free Ohio Now" demonstration (which totaled 50 maskless morons and their poor little kids who didn't know anything about why they were out there holding signs other than mommy and daddy said to) is the president of an area pizza chain and admitted in the newspaper article he's been ripping CAUTION tape off the playground equipment.

I called out the story because of course they didn't bother to report he's the president of the area pizza chain.  Which, of course, has NEVER been closed due to this because delivery and carry-out has been allowed from the start (and I can't think of a location where they actually do dine-in off the top of my head, not that very many pizza-only places with a focus on delivery do much dine-in).

Surprisingly I've only had one person really take a swing at me for calling it out and several actually commenting that they're not gonna eat his pizza any more.

For added fun, I found an article from years ago where he was all happy that he could sell some franchises to people with government aid from state small business loans.  But now he's all kinds of pissed at the state for some reason, like maybe his sales dropped 3% or he has to provide hand sanitizer and let his workers off if they are sick?  I dunno.

I do know that if I admitted that I tore down CAUTION tape the city put up to the media, the cops would likely reach out and have a word with me... they probably won't with him being a rich, upstanding pillar of the community.

This one?

[Fark user image 516x660]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

More Toledo-ish.


Ah, this doof was in Cleveland
 
2020-05-10 12:56:58 PM  
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come on in!
 
2020-05-10 1:21:47 PM  
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2020-05-10 1:30:31 PM  
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS AS A COUNTRY!

 
2020-05-10 1:30:31 PM  
That's a whole lot of text just to say "My IQ is under 70."
 
2020-05-10 1:38:23 PM  
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2020-05-10 1:38:29 PM  
Electric chairs and hoverrounds, huh?

That's a shop with an endangered clientele.
 
2020-05-10 1:39:08 PM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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That's not what doxing is dumbass.
 
2020-05-10 1:39:22 PM  
Let the bodies hit the flooring
 
2020-05-10 1:39:23 PM  

LarryDan43: [Fark user image 425x174]


But they're wearing masks in their profile pic?
 
2020-05-10 1:39:51 PM  
This country is determined to kill itself.
 
2020-05-10 1:40:45 PM  

Glitchwerks: LarryDan43: [Fark user image 425x174]

But they're wearing masks in their profile pic?


That's not where the internal inconsistencies end.
I never knew that epidemics were so open to interpretation.
 
2020-05-10 1:41:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: LarryDan43: [Fark user image 425x174]

But they're wearing masks in their profile pic?


And it's simultaneously "weaponized" and "no worse than the flu."
 
2020-05-10 1:41:51 PM  
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2020-05-10 1:41:52 PM  

LarryDan43: [Fark user image 425x174]


But...if it's harmless, how does it kill millions of people...and if it does that, what YOU ARE SAYING, why is NOT wearing a mask a good idea...I don't underst..oh shiat my nose is bleeding....
 
2020-05-10 1:42:04 PM  

FriarReb98: propasaurus: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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Is that what doxxing means?

I love that this Trumpublican Covidiot thinks that you can dox a PUBLIC business.


And here I thought retail stores want to keep their name, location and phone number a closely guarded secret...
 
2020-05-10 1:42:07 PM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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"Dox a business?"

Isn't that called "free advertising?"
 
2020-05-10 1:42:15 PM  

Alphax: GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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'Free Country' doesn't mean you have the right to kill people with your malevolent stupidity.


GOPers are about "freedom" the way the worst kind of teenagers are about "rights," i.e. "I want all the rights and privileges and to do whatever I want and none of the responsibilities."
 
2020-05-10 1:42:23 PM  

Gubbo: What the hell....

Is there something in the water making people actively stupid?


Yes. Keep up. There's lead in the water in Flint. It's been in the news for years.
 
2020-05-10 1:42:33 PM  

GardenWeasel: Watch out, we have a bad ass here

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CovfefeKate?  Really?
 
2020-05-10 1:42:44 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: This country is determined to kill itself.


I won't mind of these 'freedumb' types wanted of off themselves.   Unfortunately, they insist on taking the rest of us with them.
 
2020-05-10 1:42:50 PM  
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Die! Die! Die! Everybody Die!
 
2020-05-10 1:43:04 PM  
Make Papa Nurgle proud.
 
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