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(Daily Star)   Warning: You may want to back away slowly from this article about a man who's been 'dating a ghost' for two years and now all of a sudden fears she's cheating on him by bonking other men during the coronavirus lockdown (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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3433 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2020 at 4:05 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-09 1:20:04 PM  
Whoopie...
 
2020-05-09 1:52:26 PM  
Cheating with Ray?

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2020-05-09 2:19:06 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Cheating with Ray?

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Annnnd we're done here.
 
2020-05-09 2:41:40 PM  

isamudyson: Recoil Therapy: Cheating with Ray?

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Annnnd we're done here.


isamudyson: Recoil Therapy: Cheating with Ray?

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Annnnd we're done here.


\o/
 
2020-05-09 2:42:26 PM  
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/That's not ectoplasm
 
2020-05-09 2:42:39 PM  
Well that was strange...

/Drew's messing with the Matrix again apparently
 
2020-05-09 4:07:49 PM  
I think the word you are looking for is boink, not bonk.

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2020-05-09 4:08:19 PM  
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2020-05-09 4:08:50 PM  
The White Stripes Little Ghost
Youtube q-o3ueR1tSY
 
2020-05-09 4:11:49 PM  
The Barely Animated Adventures of Henry Rollins: Tom Waits Story
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2020-05-09 4:12:03 PM  
I'm not all that superstitious.  But as a general rule I don't date anyone named "Lisa".  Ghost or not.
 
2020-05-09 4:14:22 PM  
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/obscure?
 
2020-05-09 4:14:57 PM  
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2020-05-09 4:15:28 PM  
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2020-05-09 4:17:55 PM  
...I had a ghost girlfriend once.  You wouldn't have known her, she lives in Canada.
 
2020-05-09 4:20:19 PM  
Stop telling me what to do subby
 
2020-05-09 4:20:31 PM  
chicks...
 
2020-05-09 4:27:31 PM  

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/obscure?


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2020-05-09 4:32:01 PM  
Sorry dude. I'm banging your dead girlfriend
 
2020-05-09 4:32:27 PM  
Wearing one of those dustmasks makes me feel like I put on the wrong person's underpants.

It's either on my nose or on my chin, but only both for the briefest of seconds.
 
2020-05-09 4:33:32 PM  

big pig peaches: Sorry dude. I'm banging your dead girlfriend


Just bury her when you're done
 
2020-05-09 4:34:57 PM  

creckert: big pig peaches: Sorry dude. I'm banging your dead girlfriend

Just bury her when you're done


He'll just pop open another cold one.
 
2020-05-09 4:36:17 PM  
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2020-05-09 4:36:36 PM  

creckert: big pig peaches: Sorry dude. I'm banging your dead girlfriend

Just bury her when you're done


Re-bury her, you mean.

And of course, I'm a gentleman.
 
2020-05-09 4:38:38 PM  

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I'm sorry, but we all know damned well Geordi was banging the Leah Brahms hologram.
 
2020-05-09 4:40:03 PM  
I wonder how much they pay the people they get to play along with these dumb stories and let them use their names and pictures.
 
2020-05-09 4:40:19 PM  
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2020-05-09 4:41:13 PM  

WilderKWight: DOCTORD000M: blockhouse: [Fark user image image 850x568]

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I'm sorry, but we all know damned well Geordi was banging the Leah Brahms hologram.


What they don't tell you is that the plasma conduits are for draining jizz from the holodecks.
 
2020-05-09 4:41:27 PM  
I get the feeling that he's, as the Brits might say, taking the piss.
 
2020-05-09 4:42:31 PM  
Tegan and Sara - Walking With A Ghost [Official Music Video]
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2020-05-09 4:46:03 PM  
The things people will do to get their 15 minutes of fame.
 
2020-05-09 4:46:08 PM  

OkieDookie: WilderKWight: DOCTORD000M: blockhouse: [Fark user image image 850x568]

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I'm sorry, but we all know damned well Geordi was banging the Leah Brahms hologram.

What they don't tell you is that the plasma conduits are for draining jizz from the holodecks.


"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"
 
2020-05-09 4:46:55 PM  
she looks fat...
 
2020-05-09 4:46:58 PM  
1. Make up funny story for news
2. Get publicity
3. Get reality show Get committed involuntarily
 
2020-05-09 4:48:05 PM  

WTP 2: she looks fat...


I was actually going to say she was huge. The way hes got his arm out, she's 6'4, 250lbs minimum.
 
2020-05-09 4:48:59 PM  
That whore..!
She said I was the only one for her...
 
2020-05-09 4:51:26 PM  

johnny_vegas: OkieDookie: WilderKWight: DOCTORD000M: blockhouse: [Fark user image image 850x568]

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I'm sorry, but we all know damned well Geordi was banging the Leah Brahms hologram.

What they don't tell you is that the plasma conduits are for draining jizz from the holodecks.

"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"



I still can't believe they managed to slip that into a Marvel movie.
 
2020-05-09 4:52:27 PM  

johnny_vegas: OkieDookie: WilderKWight: DOCTORD000M: blockhouse: [Fark user image image 850x568]

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I'm sorry, but we all know damned well Geordi was banging the Leah Brahms hologram.

What they don't tell you is that the plasma conduits are for draining jizz from the holodecks.

"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"


That was the dumbest line in the film.  I'll believe in a talking raccoon before I'd believe a 10 or 12 year old kid was familiar with Pollock and still remembered him after decades of being away from earth.
 
2020-05-09 4:52:46 PM  

blockhouse: [Fark user image 850x568]

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Extremely obscure -- hardly anyone on the internet has heard of Star Trek before.
 
2020-05-09 4:54:40 PM  
FTFA: "It's possible this is all in my mind..."

Yes, yes it is all in your mind.
 
2020-05-09 4:59:50 PM  

Old Man Winter: johnny_vegas: OkieDookie: WilderKWight: DOCTORD000M: blockhouse: [Fark user image image 850x568]

APPROVES!

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[Fark user image 425x483]

I'm sorry, but we all know damned well Geordi was banging the Leah Brahms hologram.

What they don't tell you is that the plasma conduits are for draining jizz from the holodecks.

"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"

That was the dumbest line in the film.  I'll believe in a talking raccoon before I'd believe a 10 or 12 year old kid was familiar with Pollock and still remembered him after decades of being away from earth.


Not at all. I was well familiar with Pollock by 10, and he clearly fetishized his childhood.

/also remember seeing footloose in theaters
//I am the demographic
 
2020-05-09 5:00:38 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Well that was strange...

/Drew's messing with the Matrix again apparently


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2020-05-09 5:02:06 PM  

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2020-05-09 5:03:10 PM  
On the one hand I'd figure this guy is just goofin around, because no journalist would take advantage of a severe mental illness just for clicks, but on the other hand.. it's The Daily Star - basically The Daily Mail only with more T&A.

/obligatory doubt that ghosts exist now
 
2020-05-09 5:03:51 PM  
Pick a song response:

"Undercover Angel" by Alan O'Day, or . . .

"Imaginary Lover" by Atlanta Rhythm Section, or . . .

some other song about wanking.


/ not picky
 
2020-05-09 5:04:14 PM  
The lengths some people will go to in order to keep from telling their family they're gay.
 
2020-05-09 5:11:47 PM  
I'm also dating a ghost.
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2020-05-09 5:17:03 PM  
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2020-05-09 5:17:27 PM  

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Oh for Jeff's sake....
 
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