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2020-05-09 12:27:08 PM  
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2020-05-09 12:28:08 PM  
Male to female or the other way?
 
2020-05-09 12:29:24 PM  
TRANSITION TO THE AFTERLIFE!
 
2020-05-09 12:29:31 PM  

nealb2: Male to female or the other way?


Humanity. He's getting an empathectimy followed by a soul graft.
 
2020-05-09 12:30:09 PM  
I read The Fifth Risk. Trump wouldn't know what a transition is if it came up and gave him the coronavirus.
 
2020-05-09 12:30:40 PM  
BECOME PRESIDENTIAL!
 
2020-05-09 12:31:27 PM  
STUPID MOTHERF*CKER!
 
2020-05-09 12:31:59 PM  
Engaging maximum magarificness.  Derp set to herp.
 
2020-05-09 12:34:33 PM  
GET OFF MY PLANET.
 
2020-05-09 12:44:00 PM  
When the deadline for him to form his transaction team? It's today isn't it.
 
2020-05-09 12:46:10 PM  

Butterflew: When the deadline for him to form his transaction team? It's today isn't it.


Transition*

And I checked, the deadline to form his transition team was may 3rd.

So who wants to bet he didn't do his homework?
 
2020-05-09 12:48:14 PM  
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2020-05-09 12:55:38 PM  
I guess that's one way to spin the news about his constituents dying off at a rapid pace...
 
2020-05-09 12:55:40 PM  
Baby learned a new three-syllable word.  He's been saying "transition" a lot lately.
 
2020-05-09 1:02:51 PM  
Less than 6 months. We need to landslide Donnie Asshole first, then begin assembling legal teams to prosecute his whole administration of high crimes and treason. The Asshole, Russian Mitch, UnderPence, Hannity, The Trust Fund coont, Fox News, Limbaugh, etc. need to be brought to justice then laws need passed to ensure this hi-jacking of America NEVER happens again.

Look, I'm 63 years old. I'm prolly gonna die before you. I've got my arrangements made to relinquish any connection to the USA and move where adults run the show. The missing 108KK voters have to show up in November. I want this Asshole removed from office with extreme prejudice.
 
2020-05-09 1:13:55 PM  
i hope he transitions to death soon. fat orange farkwad
 
2020-05-09 1:14:21 PM  
I mean WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

The WH will need fumigated, sandblasted and repainted. The farking mess he will leave (because Asshole doesn't clean anything up) will be monumental, especially when he will prolly have to be carried out screaming and crying,

We have to focus the pressure on 2 areas, Covid-19 and the 2020 election. We need to flip the Senate, and even though I would usually be the last American to vote for Biden (Jesus Christ, another disgrace but the lesser of 2 evils) but whoever has the "(D)" next to the name gets my vote.

BTW, if you think Biden will straighten things up, you must be burying your heads in the sand. He is a corporate whore but for some odd reason, hasn't increased his personal fortune like many of his colleagues.

Apologies for the rant. I'm tired of 2 white men ruining the lives of 300KK and 250 years of progress with no repercussions or blowback. Am I the only one who thinks this way because it sure feels like it?
 
2020-05-09 1:15:17 PM  
Odd place to see a Biden endorsement.
 
2020-05-09 1:18:43 PM  
Three years in and we are still MAGA, no where near KAG.
 
2020-05-09 1:19:03 PM  
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2020-05-09 1:29:18 PM  

Sin'sHero: Three years in and we are still MAGA, no where near KAG.


America will be great again when/if he loses the election. People will be rubbing it in his face.

He needs to go to prison.
 
2020-05-09 1:33:53 PM  

wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x668]


The Power of Positive Drinking
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Much better.
 
2020-05-09 2:04:51 PM  
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2020-05-09 2:06:27 PM  

syrynxx: Baby learned a new three-syllable word.  He's been saying "transition" a lot lately.


Next week he'll claim he invented the word, like "prime the pump".
 
2020-05-09 2:06:45 PM  

Butterflew: Butterflew: When the deadline for him to form his transaction team? It's today isn't it.

Transition*

And I checked, the deadline to form his transition team was may 3rd.

So who wants to bet he didn't do his homework?


What transition team?  He's already president
 
2020-05-09 2:16:44 PM  

OldRod: Butterflew: Butterflew: When the deadline for him to form his transaction team? It's today isn't it.

Transition*

And I checked, the deadline to form his transition team was may 3rd.

So who wants to bet he didn't do his homework?

What transition team?  He's already president


To the next one
 
2020-05-09 2:28:18 PM  
Yeah, second wave is gonna be brutal. We can legally open our store today, but we don't think we can safely open our store today.
 
2020-05-09 2:42:43 PM  
Is there something else to that Tweet? WTF does that even mean?
 
2020-05-09 2:50:09 PM  

Mugato: Is there something else to that Tweet? WTF does that even mean?


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That first morning line of Adderall probably packs a wallop.
 
2020-05-09 2:52:44 PM  
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"Transition to Greatness!"
 
2020-05-09 2:55:17 PM  
"RENEW! ...RENEW! ...RENEW!"
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2020-05-09 2:57:31 PM  
BILL BRASKY!
 
2020-05-09 2:58:25 PM  
The Clinton transition team emphasized that international terrorism would be the paramount issue in the beginning of the 21st century, which the Bush administration ignored completely.

We all know how that turned out.
 
2020-05-09 3:00:09 PM  

dameron: [cms-assets.theasc.com image 850x363]
"Transition to Greatness!"


LOL, My upload was lagging so hard that should have been a simulpost.
 
2020-05-09 3:04:47 PM  
I remember Condi Rice at the 9/11 hearings saying, "nobody could have predicted this".  I was like; you stupid farking lying sycophant.
 
2020-05-09 3:15:26 PM  
Pretty sure he's talking about the Great Reawakening of HIS Economic Greatness by Reopening. Let's ask South Korea how that's working out.
 
2020-05-09 3:28:22 PM  
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2020-05-09 3:51:01 PM  
This must mean something huge is about to drop. I'm thinking America's greatness.
 
2020-05-09 3:52:30 PM  
Biden said he wants to be a "transition president" but wasn't clear about what the transition would be.

Trump is saying the transition that voters want is actually to continue with him, because his mission is not finished yet.
 
2020-05-09 3:53:06 PM  
More than meets the eye
 
2020-05-09 3:53:09 PM  
Is this Presidential Pivot Day?
 
2020-05-09 3:53:22 PM  
MAKE VERMINE SUPREME BIDEN TRANSITION CHIEF
 
2020-05-09 3:53:28 PM  
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!
 
2020-05-09 3:53:45 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: TRANSITION TO GREATNESS!


COVFEFE TO ORANGENESS!
 
2020-05-09 3:54:16 PM  
Someone watches Voltron on Saturday mornings.
 
2020-05-09 3:55:08 PM  

Weird Hal: wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x668]

[YouTube video: The Power of Positive Drinking]

Much better.


Oddly enough, I posted that very video just a few hours ago in another thread.
 
2020-05-09 3:55:45 PM  

Public Call Box: nealb2: Male to female or the other way?

Humanity. He's getting an empathectimy followed by a soul graft.


Man Without a Soul
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2020-05-09 3:56:01 PM  
YOU FIRST!
 
2020-05-09 3:56:35 PM  
In January, when he is out of office he will TRANSITION INTO A FELON!
 
2020-05-09 3:56:37 PM  

King Something: BILL BRASKY!


WON'T YOU PLEASE COME HOME!
 
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