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2020-05-08 4:04:07 PM  
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2020-05-08 4:21:44 PM  
Thanks to President Trump's insight, I have removed all the batteries from my smoke detectors, and will only install them once the house is fully involved in a roaring structure fire.
 
2020-05-08 4:26:51 PM  
What more can be said?

Remember, everything we were supposed to do was to slow the spread and save as many lives as possible. Good luck everyone.
 
2020-05-08 4:28:30 PM  
What in the hell is his point? Testing isn't useful because it doesn't predict the future?
 
2020-05-08 4:32:39 PM  
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2020-05-08 4:33:26 PM  
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2020-05-08 4:33:30 PM  
What in tarnation...
 
2020-05-08 4:33:57 PM  
Nobody knew that you can still get sick after being not sick for a time.  Crazy, right?
 
2020-05-08 4:35:32 PM  
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2020-05-08 4:38:14 PM  
OK, then stop testing everyone in the White House (including yourself and Pence) every day... nature will take its course
 
2020-05-08 4:39:52 PM  
She tested great for years I bet. Tests are friggin' worthless.
 
2020-05-08 4:46:19 PM  
... He got tested for STDs once, when he was like 18 and was like "Whelp, I don't have any!" and hasn't been tested since, right?
 
2020-05-08 4:49:13 PM  
The entire world is shocked daily by new depths of this guy's stupidity. It is truly impressive.
 
2020-05-08 4:52:12 PM  

Lambskincoat: The entire world is shocked daily by new depths of this guy's stupidity. It is truly impressive.


She married Stephen Miller.  The stupid must be contagious.
 
2020-05-08 4:58:51 PM  
She's a republican, maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline. Probably not Trump's fault.
 
2020-05-08 5:03:35 PM  

Bootleg: ... He got tested for STDs once, when he was like 18 and was like "Whelp, I don't have any!" and hasn't been tested since, right?


That's not his primary or even secondary problem at this stage it's a tertiary problem.  At least I think neurosyphilis is a tertiary problem but IANAMD.
 
2020-05-08 5:03:46 PM  

OldRod: OK, then stop testing everyone in the White House (including yourself and Pence) every day... nature will take its course


They aren't going to start wearing masks any time. Apparently the admin just refuses to from top down because of optics?
 
2020-05-08 5:08:24 PM  

Lambskincoat: She's a republican, maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline. Probably not Trump's fault.


Maybe it's maple beans.
 
2020-05-08 5:10:45 PM  
This is a man too stupid to be president.
This is also a man too stupid to operate a doorknob without supervision.
 
2020-05-08 5:22:51 PM  
I had a test for strep throat when I was 12.  And I don't have strep today.

Farking tests.  Trump is right!
 
2020-05-08 5:22:52 PM  
Alternatively, this is why all the smart folks are wearing masks
 
2020-05-08 5:23:30 PM  
I propose we ban testing of any Whitest House personnel. Notestforyou.
 
2020-05-08 5:25:02 PM  

OldRod: OK, then stop testing everyone in the White House (including yourself and Pence) every day... nature will take its course


I smarted you, but the last thing we need is for our leaders inn the White House to get infected. We would fail as a country if our highest leaders got infected.

Do y'all get that? Do you realize how bad that would be for us all?

Fark it man. Done Farking for the day.
 
2020-05-08 5:25:16 PM  

Cake Hunter: ...


If that's the text equivalent of speechless blinking, I'm right there with you.
 
2020-05-08 5:25:43 PM  

Biscuit Tin: What in the hell is his point? Testing isn't useful because it doesn't predict the future?


Why buy tests when you can buy a magic eight ball?
 
2020-05-08 5:25:47 PM  
Good Christ.  My facepalm is a facepalm, your argument is invalid.
 
2020-05-08 5:26:15 PM  
He's so farking dumb. He doesn't understand the very basic things in life. If this moron wasnt born with daddy's money, he would have been homeless and dead in the streets in his 20s at most.
 
2020-05-08 5:26:17 PM  
Who cares about Ivanka's SAT scores?

DNRTFA
 
2020-05-08 5:26:43 PM  
His thought processes remind me I need to unclog the shower drain this week.
 
2020-05-08 5:26:44 PM  
Who the fark is "Katie"?
 
2020-05-08 5:26:59 PM  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: OldRod: OK, then stop testing everyone in the White House (including yourself and Pence) every day... nature will take its course

I smarted you, but the last thing we need is for our leaders inn the White House to get infected. We would fail as a country if our highest leaders got infected.

Do y'all get that? Do you realize how bad that would be for us all?

Fark it man. Done Farking for the day.


Would fail?
 
2020-05-08 5:26:59 PM  
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2020-05-08 5:27:17 PM  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: OldRod: OK, then stop testing everyone in the White House (including yourself and Pence) every day... nature will take its course

I smarted you, but the last thing we need is for our leaders inn the White House to get infected. We would fail as a country if our highest leaders got infected.

Do y'all get that? Do you realize how bad that would be for us all?

Fark it man. Done Farking for the day.


I hate to be the one to tell you this, but we've already failed as a country.
 
2020-05-08 5:27:35 PM  
We are a rudderless ship
 
2020-05-08 5:28:01 PM  
Trump is a fine example of VD to the brain.
 
2020-05-08 5:28:14 PM  
Trump, like many toddlers and solipsists, lacks a sense of object permanence.
 
2020-05-08 5:28:15 PM  
Dark gods, I feel myself becoming stupider just by reading that, it's like a SCP memetic virus

/ And I really wasn't burdened with an over-abundance of brains to begin with :P
 
2020-05-08 5:28:34 PM  
i'm going to come right out and say it, i hope stephen miller dies from covid-19.

if that makes me a bad person, then i will spend whatever is left of my life after he dies trying to be better.
 
2020-05-08 5:28:43 PM  
This farking idiot and his need to use superlatives. "She tested very good" No, you moron, it's a binary. She tested negative. It's not like she got 95/100.
 
2020-05-08 5:29:09 PM  
Was she at Honeywell in Phoenix the other day?
 
2020-05-08 5:29:10 PM  
She tested tremendously for so long.
 
2020-05-08 5:29:10 PM  

WickerNipple: Lambskincoat: The entire world is shocked daily by new depths of this guy's stupidity. It is truly impressive.

She married Stephen Miller.  The stupid must be contagious.


If the Virus came from a bat, it can go back to Stephen.

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2020-05-08 5:29:24 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks to President Trump's insight, I have removed all the batteries from my smoke detectors, and will only install them once the house is fully involved in a roaring structure fire.


I've cancelled my insurance.  Why should I have it when I'm not currently sick?

LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY I'M SAVING, GUYS!
 
2020-05-08 5:29:26 PM  

stovepipe: What in tarnation...


Don't blame tarnation. We brought this on ourselves.
 
2020-05-08 5:29:42 PM  
...and then...for some reason...she tested...positive.
not sure why...

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2020-05-08 5:30:05 PM  
All of a sudden, someone who tested negative was tested positive.

Who could have predicted that?

Anyone in a pandemic.
 
2020-05-08 5:30:07 PM  

johnny queso: i'm going to come right out and say it, i hope stephen miller dies from covid-19.

if that makes me a bad person, then i will spend whatever is left of my life after he dies trying to be better.


This does make you a bad person. Miller should die of something much more painful and drawn out than COVID-19.
 
2020-05-08 5:30:22 PM  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: OldRod: OK, then stop testing everyone in the White House (including yourself and Pence) every day... nature will take its course

I smarted you, but the last thing we need is for our leaders inn the White House to get infected. We would fail as a country if our highest leaders got infected.

Do y'all get that? Do you realize how bad that would be for us all?

Fark it man. Done Farking for the day.


What? No, if trump and pence were both hospitalized then we'd have someone competent leading, everyone in the white house getting coronavirus is probably the best plausible outcome here.
 
2020-05-08 5:31:17 PM  
Specially them pesky Stanford-Binet tests.
 
2020-05-08 5:31:20 PM  
God-damn it!!!

It's "all of A sudden"

not "the"

It's "A"

All of a sudden, she tested positive.

NOT THE!!!!!!

/sorry
//not sorry
///pit poove
 
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