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(Science News Magazine)   Door-to-door testing can tell us a lot about how COVID-19 has spread, help lizard people to monitor the human population   (sciencenews.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, Sampling, Science News, population biologist Benjamin Dalziel, Sample, single neighborhood, coronavirus test, Weekend, Door-to-door  
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2020-05-08 6:57:09 PM  
The lizard people already have more then enough ways to keep tabs on the live stock subby.  Need I remind you they own all the smartphone, cellular network and toilet paper companies?
 
2020-05-08 9:44:27 PM  
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2020-05-08 11:18:57 PM  
Knowing the way the pandemic has gone so far, they probably mean swabbing doorknobs.

Swabbing Doorknobs is my Stabbing Westward + Jim Morrison mashup sea shanty band
 
2020-05-09 12:40:07 AM  
"Feverish problem solving"

Are these double entendres the journalistic equivalent of trying to work "meow" into a conversation as many times as possible?
 
2020-05-09 9:59:32 AM  

syrynxx: "Feverish problem solving"

Are these double entendres the journalistic equivalent of trying to work "meow" into a conversation as many times as possible?


Saw that too. I think it was bad word choice in the part of the interviewee though.
 
2020-05-09 12:24:17 PM  
This kind of thing works in the bluer part of Oregon. In the redder parts of Trumpistan, the people going door-to-door have a very real chance of looking down the wrong end of a Glock.

This actually happened during the 2010 census. There were various conspiracy theories floating around that incited randos to actually threaten census workers at gunpoint. There are bigger and worse conspiracy theories floating around Trumpistan today.
 
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