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(Today)   Costco: We won't allow you in our stores without a mask. Protesters: Fine, then we'll boycott your stores. Costco: OK?   (today.com) divider line
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2020-05-08 12:45:28 PM  
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Fark these 'protestors', toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots.
 
2020-05-08 12:55:23 PM  

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Fark these 'protestors', toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots.


I will get the lights.
 
2020-05-08 1:02:46 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Fark these 'protestors', toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots.


Holy shiat, Q... F... the the f*ckin' T.

This culture of right-wingers declaring their "right" to be an asshole under all circumstances is completely out of hand.  Thanks, Mr. President.*
 
2020-05-08 1:12:24 PM  
will make it easier for them to do this to the country every flu season moving forward

Would that really be that bad, though? I'm not sure how much wearing a mask hinders flu transmission, but... Wouldn't it be nice if that dude sneezing all the time at work was wearing a mask?
 
2020-05-08 1:19:11 PM  

Bootleg: will make it easier for them to do this to the country every flu season moving forward

Would that really be that bad, though? I'm not sure how much wearing a mask hinders flu transmission, but... Wouldn't it be nice if that dude sneezing all the time at work was wearing a mask?


Or better yet, stayed home or went to the doctor?
 
2020-05-08 1:25:46 PM  
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2020-05-08 1:30:09 PM  
Awesome!

/drives 50 miles to nearest costco
 
2020-05-08 1:36:45 PM  
So......

Costco: You can't com in here without a mask
Moron: Fine then I won't come in. Chessmate libturd.
 
2020-05-08 1:37:47 PM  
Morons don't understand the difference between a "right" and a "privilege." In other news, a bear was seen shiatting in the woods.
 
2020-05-08 1:37:50 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image 740x756][Fark user image 703x385]

Fark these 'protestors', toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots.


In a word, Trumpery, Humpty Dumpery, Repugnant.
 
2020-05-08 1:37:54 PM  
Over in one.
 
2020-05-08 1:38:17 PM  
And here we go.... I guess I won't be shopping at Costco. It is MY choice to wear or not wear a face mask. You restrict my freedom, I stay out of your store. Deuces.... ✌ pic.twitter.com/T5YV41875j
- Marc Benton (@marc_benton) April 30, 2020


$50 says Marc Benton believes stores can refuse service to whomever they want

Double or nothing Marc Benton believes that property owners can do whatever they want on their own property.
 
2020-05-08 1:40:14 PM  
I wonder what the Venn diagram of people who won't wear masks vs. people who conceal-carry firearms looks like?
 
2020-05-08 1:40:24 PM  
Would you call this a

a) CostCo win win situation because they will lose their already brain dead customers
b) CostCo lose lose because they will not lose their already morally, politically, ethically, economically, brain-dead Zombie customers?

Life belongs to the living, Let the dead bury their dead.

Better a life dog than a dead lion. See Trump, see Trump roar! Oh, very scary Mister Bill. Trump has feet of plasticene to match his Koolaid coloured skin and hair.
 
2020-05-08 1:40:29 PM  

SpectroBoy: So......

Costco: You can't com in here without a mask
Moron: Fine then I won't come in. Chessmate libturd.


These are probably the same people who bought Nikes and Kuerigs just to destroy them to make some sort of a point.
 
2020-05-08 1:41:08 PM  
How many of these farkers shop at CostCo anyway?
 
2020-05-08 1:42:18 PM  
That reminds me. I need a new mask that ties around my head. The one I have that goes over my ears is awful and uncomfortable.

I also can't stand flip-flops. That thing between my toes annoys the fark out of me.
 
2020-05-08 1:44:00 PM  
They're not just demanding that the government lift mask requirements, they want to dictate private businesses own rules. The party of property rights* and free enterprise.


* property rights not available in path of wall
 
2020-05-08 1:44:03 PM  
My wife works at one of the costco competitors.
Customer masks aren't required (yet), but the people she sees that come in without one are decidedly NOT in the trump supporter demographic.
 
2020-05-08 1:44:11 PM  

sturnus vulgaris: I wonder what the Venn diagram of people who won't wear masks vs. people who conceal-carry firearms looks like?


Well, I can absolutely promise you it isn't a complete overlap.
 
2020-05-08 1:44:13 PM  
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2020-05-08 1:44:27 PM  
I wonder how many of these protesters also refuse to wear seat belts because "freedoms".
 
2020-05-08 1:44:52 PM  
You have hit a new low... you are an American corporation with an obligation to support our American values,

So... how to address...
New Low was raising the cost of membership, not wearing masks.
As an "American Corp", wouldn't that mean that they have "American Freedom" to do what they want?
There is no such thing as "American Values", because you constantly change them to what you want ATM and then just wave that same old flag.
Pretty sure Costco isn't mentioned in the Constitution, much "the right to shop".

I'm getting really tired of these mutherfarking idiots on my mutherfarking landmass!
 
2020-05-08 1:45:08 PM  
Do they not realize they are biatching about a free market solution?

Don't they know a buisness can refuse them service for just about any reason?

No shirt, No shoes, No mask, GTFO
 
2020-05-08 1:45:30 PM  
Oh no -- this might be as devastating to Costco as previous right-wing boycotts of Keurig, the NFL, Starbucks, Nike and the New York Times.
 
2020-05-08 1:45:31 PM  
Let them go to Sam's Club.  I'm sure no one is wearing a mask over there.
 
2020-05-08 1:47:00 PM  
A private members-only club store might not be the best place to make this stand, but please proceed.
 
2020-05-08 1:47:31 PM  
Rugged individualists don't need to shop at stores anyways. They survive entirely on the salt of the earth.
 
2020-05-08 1:48:02 PM  
Boycotting Cosco??
GOOD! I don't want your disease, & it makes the checkout lines shorter.  THANK YOU!!
 
2020-05-08 1:48:16 PM  
If you don't want to wear a mask, don't shop here.

How dare you, my freedoms, I won't shop there!

Thank you for understanding and supporting our message.  We love you.
 
2020-05-08 1:48:50 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image 740x756][Fark user image 703x385]

Fark these 'protestors', toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots.


This should be a caption under every "Ain't wearin no mask for nobody" picture.

Toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots
 
2020-05-08 1:49:09 PM  
i just went in the local grocery store and if you don't have on a mask, you will be peer-pressured out of the place. So a lot of us look like bandits.

abhorrent1: I also can't stand flip-flops. That thing between my toes annoys the fark out of me.


I agree. That's why I only wear supercool sports sandals.
 
2020-05-08 1:49:20 PM  
I work at one.  Had two people this week refuse to wear a mask and demand their membership fees refunded.  "Ok, follow me and we'll get that done".  The look of awe was priceless.

/Go be stupid somewhere else
 
2020-05-08 1:49:32 PM  
I refuse to wear my seatbelt too, because my freedums. Plus, I lie to the FBI all the time. Why I may even forget to put my pants on when i leave the house today to go lick canned goods down at the Costco Kwiki-Mart.
 
2020-05-08 1:49:49 PM  
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2020-05-08 1:50:11 PM  
Sweet, more reason to go to Costco.

redonkulon: Do they not realize they are biatching about a free market solution?

Don't they know a buisness can refuse them service for just about any reason?

No shirt, No shoes, No mask, GTFO


No, I've been told that Trumpism is a protected class.
 
2020-05-08 1:50:44 PM  

desertgeek: Morons don't understand the difference between a "right" and a "privilege." In other news, a bear was seen shiatting in the woods.


They never do, like when they think if a news network won't cover their story it is a first amendment issue and not an ahole issue.
 
2020-05-08 1:51:47 PM  
Going to the nearest Costco to take some pictures like these:
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2020-05-08 1:52:54 PM  
Most of the people I see out and about that don't wear masks are teenage girls.

I have no idea what their politics are like but somehow I think it has more to do with not fouling up their makeup than anything else.
 
2020-05-08 1:53:10 PM  
Hey Dipshiats, you've been okay with rules requiring that you wear shoes and pants for a long time now. Are those all of a sudden too constraining on your freedoms too? Because it's the same kind of thing, only instead of protecting people from your smelly feet and pungent butt fungus, it's protecting people from a potentially life threatening virus.
 
2020-05-08 1:53:14 PM  

sid244: BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image 740x756][Fark user image 703x385]

Fark these 'protestors', toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots.

This should be a caption under every "Ain't wearin no mask for nobody" picture.

Toddlers have stronger cases for their tantrums these these farking idiots


You made me realize I typo'd that first 'these' (then)...meh it works I guess, play on!
 
2020-05-08 1:53:36 PM  
But if Costco didn't want to make a gay wedding cake they would be heros.
 
2020-05-08 1:53:54 PM  
It's "Costco" by the way.   They do not camel case their name anywhere.
 
2020-05-08 1:54:39 PM  
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2020-05-08 1:55:12 PM  

farkingnotworking: Hey Dipshiats, you've been okay with rules requiring that you wear shoes and pants for a long time now. Are those all of a sudden too constraining on your freedoms too? Because it's the same kind of thing, only instead of protecting people from your smelly feet and pungent butt fungus, it's protecting people from a potentially life threatening virus.


but but slippery slope gay married turtle sharia law.
 
2020-05-08 1:55:22 PM  

Rapmaster2000: And here we go.... I guess I won't be shopping at Costco. It is MY choice to wear or not wear a face mask. You restrict my freedom, I stay out of your store. Deuces.... ✌ pic.twitter.com/T5YV41875j
- Marc Benton (@marc_benton) April 30, 2020

$50 says Marc Benton believes stores can refuse service to whomever they want

Double or nothing Marc Benton believes that property owners can do whatever they want on their own property.


When did that gay wedding cake fiasco go down?  I'd like to peruse his tweets around then, and then screenshot and repost them.  I'm sure they're filled with "the companies beliefs outweigh the customers wants."

Guess what, costco believes you should wear a mask!
 
2020-05-08 1:55:35 PM  

rnatalie: It's "Costco" by the way.   They do not camel case their name anywhere.


i like them already.
 
2020-05-08 1:55:36 PM  

farkingnotworking: Hey Dipshiats, you've been okay with rules requiring that you wear shoes and pants for a long time now. Are those all of a sudden too constraining on your freedoms too? Because it's the same kind of thing, only instead of protecting people from your smelly feet and pungent butt fungus, it's protecting people from a potentially life threatening virus.



"Pungent Butt Fungus" isn't the name of my band, but it probably should be.
 
2020-05-08 1:56:07 PM  
These people are effectively saying they won't go out in public as often if they have to wear a mask.

I have no problem with that.
 
2020-05-08 1:57:04 PM  
Even before the virus there was nothing worse than hillbillies in a Costco.  Good riddance.
 
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