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(Derby Evening Telegraph)   You had me at 'Toilet Frog Invasion'   (derbytelegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Toilet, Flush toilet, water systems, number of Chesterfield residents, Derbyshire, Water, Derbyshire town, Chesterfield  
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2020-05-08 11:43:29 AM  
Toilet Frog Invasion is the name of my Garrison Keillor radio play
 
2020-05-08 12:39:23 PM  
I saw this on "Penny Dreadful".

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2020-05-08 12:59:07 PM  
::checks out article::

Hell's Bells, woman- scrub your toilet. Gah.
 
2020-05-08 1:04:38 PM  
Also known as: Free pet frog or frog legs meal day.
 
2020-05-08 1:05:46 PM  
Is this some sort of rock band, a bad sci-fi movie, or did Kermit finally snapped?
 
2020-05-08 1:10:46 PM  
I've never understood why people hate frogs. I guess it's that they can jump. I think they're cute.
 
2020-05-08 1:13:18 PM  

4seasons85!: I've never understood why people hate frogs. I guess it's that they can jump. I think they're cute.


Don't you know what they do to the soil?
 
2020-05-08 1:21:56 PM  
Don't have a croak, lady
 
2020-05-08 1:27:06 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Also known as: Free pet frog or frog legs meal day.


Frog legs? You mean like from out of the toilet?

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2020-05-08 1:28:49 PM  
FTFA: "Chris Sewell, also from Chesterfield, said: "Whatever you do, DO NOT TRY AND FLUSH THEM BACK DOWN THE TOILET."

Why? I know it's dry-ish right under toilet, but enuf flushes and It'll get discouraged and find another toilet to climb in.

Wait! So that's what he/she (can't assume nowadays) is worried about. If everybody is flushing them back down and he/she ain't. It's the only toilet they'll show up in.

/flushing them will give you time to do your business before it can't get back up again
//They're not poisonous, nor do they attack things larger than themselves
/// DON' PANIC!!
 
2020-05-08 1:29:34 PM  
Has anyone croaked yet?
 
2020-05-08 1:33:23 PM  
Scared? Of a frog?
 
2020-05-08 1:39:02 PM  
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Now who's meta?
 
2020-05-08 1:50:05 PM  
Sounds to me Like a great opportunity to train your toilet frog to wipe for you.
 
2020-05-08 1:52:17 PM  
gb2 8chan
 
2020-05-08 1:52:24 PM  

SpectroBoy: [i.pinimg.com image 480x480]

Now who's meta?


There is so much ... isn't that kinda setting your kid up for a life-long fear of giant frogs that can fold him in half and swallow him whole? Like that scene in It, only frog.

And what about the complex that stems from Tigger and Pooh Bear being roughly eye to lap height? Winnie's even pointing for Gods sake.

Thinking about the contents of your browser cache is kinda giving me the heebie-jeebies.
 
2020-05-08 1:53:51 PM  
It could be worse.

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2020-05-08 1:57:37 PM  

SpectroBoy: [i.pinimg.com image 480x480]

Now who's meta?


That's something I'd expect to in an anime with a tongue attachment..
 
2020-05-08 1:57:42 PM  
They get washed down into the sewer as tadpoles or toadlets. It takes them a while to get big enough to escape.
We had to adopt one who came up through the basement drain in the middle of winter. She ended up being really cute and really friendly. But then the little jerk died on us before she could make it to spring.
Indianapolis sewers are hellscapes of pollution, unfortunately.

But she was great while she was with us.
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2020-05-08 2:04:43 PM  
Are they gay?
 
2020-05-08 2:08:08 PM  

Evil Mackerel: SpectroBoy: [i.pinimg.com image 480x480]

Now who's meta?

That's something I'd expect to in an anime with a tongue attachment..


The optional bidet is a big green foam tongue.
 
2020-05-08 2:29:05 PM  
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Toilet Frog sees you pooping
 
2020-05-08 2:33:44 PM  
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2020-05-08 2:37:49 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Also known as: Free pet frog or frog legs meal day.


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2020-05-08 2:45:21 PM  
That poor frog in that nasty, dirty toilet... I can almost hear him singing mournfully: "It's not easy being green..."
 
2020-05-08 3:23:25 PM  
Well, as the Esperanto would say, "Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo." And I think we all know what that means.
 
2020-05-08 5:29:52 PM  
Friend who previously lived in Malaysia and elsewhere in SE Asia said they had small toilet CLEANING frogs that hung on for dear life when you flushed... Convenient!
 
2020-05-08 5:51:41 PM  
Meanwhile, in America...

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2020-05-08 6:13:35 PM  
Sounds like a Toad the Wet Sprocket tribute band.
 
2020-05-08 7:39:27 PM  
Certainly explains my recent bout of anal tadpoles
 
2020-05-08 9:33:05 PM  
Believe it or not this actually happened to me when I first moved up here to Washington. One early morning I used the facilities and saw a smudge of some sort on the commode. It turned out to be a full blown frog. As in Kermit, the. I saved him and let him outside.
 
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