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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   They say the best days in a boat owner's life are the day he buys the boat, and the day he ends up in jail after crashing it while attempting to flee from police with it on a trailer   (kiro7.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Crime, 36-year-old man, Thursday night, Tacoma, Washington, stolen vehicle, degree assault, 74th Street, Transport  
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2020-05-08 11:03:10 AM  
I should buy a boat cat jpg
 
2020-05-08 1:02:39 PM  
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2020-05-08 1:51:43 PM  
Cajon Speedway - Boat Trailer Race (2000)
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he would've done better if he wasn't driving around in circles
 
2020-05-08 2:21:08 PM  
Boat is an acronym for "bust out another thousand"... In this case, for bail money.
 
2020-05-08 2:47:24 PM  
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2020-05-08 2:49:56 PM  
I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.
 
2020-05-08 2:56:57 PM  
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2020-05-08 2:57:07 PM  

Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.


Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm
 
2020-05-08 3:01:09 PM  
How's the boat?  I'm in the market for an ESX.
 
2020-05-08 3:06:10 PM  

leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm


I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.
 
2020-05-08 3:10:05 PM  

Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm

I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.


Spokane is the Arizona of Washington State
 
2020-05-08 3:19:22 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [Fark user image 629x1463]


I would only recommend that for freshwater boating.
 
2020-05-08 3:52:12 PM  
and some other charges.

Now that's quality reporting.
 
2020-05-08 3:53:53 PM  

leviosaurus: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm

I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.

Spokane is the Arizona of Washington State


Well, this is getting disturbing...
What/where would Kennewick be then?
 
2020-05-08 4:15:31 PM  

Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm

I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.

Spokane is the Arizona of Washington State

Well, this is getting disturbing...
What/where would Kennewick be then?


Kennewick/tri-cities is the Chernobyl of Washington.

/Always thought of Yelm more as the Waco of Washington, although the FBI hasn't burned out the endemic cult there.
//Lewis County is the Pennsyltucky.
///And as we all know, Yakima is the Palm Springs.
 
2020-05-08 4:26:22 PM  
Like taking a cold shower while tearing up $100 bills.

/Happy former sailboat owner
 
2020-05-08 4:28:10 PM  
Washington state: the Oregon of Canada.
 
2020-05-08 4:37:25 PM  

dk47: Washington state: the Oregon of Canada.


That's way more accurate than I'd like it to be.
 
2020-05-08 4:53:10 PM  
Lol subby, also, he was at "Point Defiance" I don't know what else those cops were expecting.
 
2020-05-08 4:53:38 PM  

Quadlok: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm

I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.

Spokane is the Arizona of Washington State

Well, this is getting disturbing...
What/where would Kennewick be then?

Kennewick/tri-cities is the Chernobyl of Washington.

/Always thought of Yelm more as the Waco of Washington, although the FBI hasn't burned out the endemic cult there.
//Lewis County is the Pennsyltucky.
///And as we all know, Yakima is the Palm Springs.


Ohhh... Kay...
But wouldn't Yakima be more of the Utah? At least the touristy south end?


dk47: Washington state: the Oregon of Canada.


This made me larf.
 
2020-05-08 4:56:37 PM  

Percise1: Quadlok: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm

I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.

Spokane is the Arizona of Washington State

Well, this is getting disturbing...
What/where would Kennewick be then?

Kennewick/tri-cities is the Chernobyl of Washington.

/Always thought of Yelm more as the Waco of Washington, although the FBI hasn't burned out the endemic cult there.
//Lewis County is the Pennsyltucky.
///And as we all know, Yakima is the Palm Springs.

Ohhh... Kay...
But wouldn't Yakima be more of the Utah? At least the touristy south end?


dk47: Washington state: the Oregon of Canada.

This made me larf.


https://www.nbcrightnow.com/archives/​s​ign-owner-explains-the-palm-springs-of​-washington/article_7d3a8e29-1c3c-5f01​-90c6-72ccaf7b6b7a.html

It's right there on the sign man!
 
2020-05-08 4:58:07 PM  
Boat trailer racin' is the best!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9tGm​G​dsn8A
 
2020-05-08 5:52:29 PM  
I'll just leave this here:
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2020-05-08 6:15:37 PM  

Quadlok: Percise1: Quadlok: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm

I thought it was Spokane, but fair enough, I have only visited the state, not lived there.

Spokane is the Arizona of Washington State

Well, this is getting disturbing...
What/where would Kennewick be then?

Kennewick/tri-cities is the Chernobyl of Washington.

/Always thought of Yelm more as the Waco of Washington, although the FBI hasn't burned out the endemic cult there.
//Lewis County is the Pennsyltucky.
///And as we all know, Yakima is the Palm Springs.

Ohhh... Kay...
But wouldn't Yakima be more of the Utah? At least the touristy south end?


dk47: Washington state: the Oregon of Canada.

This made me larf.

https://www.nbcrightnow.com/archives/s​ign-owner-explains-the-palm-springs-of​-washington/article_7d3a8e29-1c3c-5f01​-90c6-72ccaf7b6b7a.html

It's right there on the sign man!

"Why would you call it Palm Springs? Because we have a lot of sunshine over here, that's what we have in common with Palm Springs," Lukehart said.

Oh... my.I guess you are right...
 
2020-05-08 8:12:24 PM  

leviosaurus: Percise1: I yam gerst sapprided it weren't Fleriduh.

Tacoma is the Florida of Washington State

/LOL actually it's Yelm


OMG, I was going to say Yelm, too.   My step-daughter's new fella is super nice, we really really like him.   But he's from Tacoma, and I couldn't help myself and got a few Tacoma digs in, but then I said "At least it's not Yelm".
 
2020-05-08 8:15:12 PM  
Police said it started at the Point Defiance boat launch with a call from the guy who was in the vehicle and had a boat in tow.

Did the reporter leave off the rest of the paragraph?   The guy who stole it called the police?   That's something I'd like to know more about.
 
2020-05-08 9:28:20 PM  

dk47: Washington state: the Oregon of Canada.


First thing on Fark that made me do a spit take in years. Bravo! I can't wait to lay that on my Seattle brethren.
 
2020-05-08 9:33:33 PM  

Quadlok: Kennewick/tri-cities is the Chernobyl of Washington.

/Always thought of Yelm more as the Waco of Washington, although the FBI hasn't burned out the endemic cult there.
//Lewis County is the Pennsyltucky.
///And as we all know, Yakima is the Palm Springs.


I would go with Shelton as the Waco of Washington.

/Aberdeen is the Gary, Indiana of Washington
//Port Angeles is the Maine of Washington
///Vashon is just Vashon.
 
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