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(Indy100)   Remember Kim Cattrall in that scene from 'Porkys' when she gets around dirty laundry? It's kinda like that, but for Mario...sorta   (indy100.com) divider line
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2020-05-08 10:29:32 AM  
*unizips*
 
2020-05-08 1:51:43 PM  
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2020-05-08 2:08:39 PM  
Needs more howling.
 
2020-05-08 2:13:02 PM  
I'm triggered by her pronunciation of "Mario"
 
2020-05-08 2:21:34 PM  

Snapper Carr: I'm triggered by her pronunciation of "Mario"


My dog's name is Mario.  Some people pronounce it "Mare-eo" and some pronounce it "Mar-eo"

Also, Porky's era Kim Cattrall.... Woooo!  She's still pretty but her "Sex and the City" personality has taken over and THAT is very unattractive.

Also, you'd think Valeris would know the real etymology of sabotage. Sabotage is derived from the noise and clumsiness associated with the wooden sabot shoe.
 
2020-05-08 2:24:26 PM  
Fourteen year old Tyrosine enjoyed that scene very much.
 
2020-05-08 2:27:13 PM  
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2020-05-08 2:33:33 PM  
Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!
 
2020-05-08 2:40:05 PM  
Mario knows his way around the plumbing.
 
2020-05-08 2:42:51 PM  

dericwater: Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!


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2020-05-08 2:57:53 PM  
No I do not remember Kim Cattrall in that scene from 'Porkys' when she gets around dirty laundry.  Please describe it.  In detail.  Wait!  Where's my sock?
 
2020-05-08 3:06:40 PM  

dericwater: Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!


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2020-05-08 3:14:46 PM  

Evil Mackerel: dericwater: Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!

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I will marry them both.
 
2020-05-08 3:24:20 PM  

tinyarena: No I do not remember Kim Cattrall in that scene from 'Porkys' when she gets around dirty laundry.  Please describe it.  In detail.  Wait!  Where's my sock?


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2020-05-08 3:27:24 PM  

buntz: Snapper Carr: I'm triggered by her pronunciation of "Mario"

My dog's name is Mario.  Some people pronounce it "Mare-eo" and some pronounce it "Mar-eo"

Also, Porky's era Kim Cattrall.... Woooo!  She's still pretty but her "Sex and the City" personality has taken over and THAT is very unattractive.

Also, you'd think Valeris would know the real etymology of sabotage. Sabotage is derived from the noise and clumsiness associated with the wooden sabot shoe.


Example:  Mario Lemieux

Since I have you farkied PGH, perhaps that's who you named your dog after.
 
2020-05-08 3:38:10 PM  
Not sure why this hasn't been posted yet...

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And anything Porky's related has to include this...

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2020-05-08 3:41:29 PM  
I had no idea that was Kim Cattrall, although in my defense that movie was so long ago that I saw it at the drive in.
 
2020-05-08 3:43:09 PM  

DecemberNitro: Evil Mackerel: dericwater: Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!

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I will marry them both.


Lopan?

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2020-05-08 3:45:22 PM  
That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me
 
2020-05-08 3:48:16 PM  

chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me


That makes Kim about mid-to early 60s? Hmm... straight from cougar to milf (gilf?).
 
2020-05-08 4:06:09 PM  

chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me


Fark skews much older than you assume.
 
2020-05-08 4:10:28 PM  
I was trying to find her at her hottest but there are no pics of her pregnant vampire from the movie Modern Vampire, sorry.
 
2020-05-08 4:27:08 PM  

lindalouwho: Since I have you farkied PGH, perhaps that's who you named your dog after.


Actually, it's an interesting combination of both.

My son is a HUGE Super Mario fan.
My wife is a HUGE Penquins fan.
I (was) a HUGE beagle fan.

We went to Animal Friends New Years Rescue 2011 (the year of the Winter Classic) and they named all of their rescues after Penguins!

And low and behold there was a beagle, named Mario!
Everybody won!  (except me, cause it turns out beagles SUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!)
 
2020-05-08 4:32:03 PM  
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2020-05-08 4:50:07 PM  
Do I remember that scene? Are you kidding?  Do I remember?  No, it was a crappy movie and I saw it 40 years ago.
 
2020-05-08 5:00:29 PM  
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2020-05-08 5:21:11 PM  
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2020-05-08 5:22:40 PM  
It was pointed out Cattrall's ad still wasn't as jarring as Sharon Stone's spot for AOL.

When Sharon uncrossed her legs and all those AOL CDs came pouring out, complete with the sound effects of a slot machine paying out a jackpot, I knew we'd crossed into an entirely new era of extreme advertising.
 
2020-05-08 5:29:24 PM  

buntz: lindalouwho: Since I have you farkied PGH, perhaps that's who you named your dog after.

Actually, it's an interesting combination of both.

My son is a HUGE Super Mario fan.
My wife is a HUGE Penquins fan.
I (was) a HUGE beagle fan.

We went to Animal Friends New Years Rescue 2011 (the year of the Winter Classic) and they named all of their rescues after Penguins!
****Nice!

And low and behold there was a beagle, named Mario!
Everybody won!  (except me, cause it turns out beagles SUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!)


Lol A family of beagles once lived across the street from me, I get it.
Man can they howl!
 
2020-05-08 5:35:55 PM  

lindalouwho: Lol A family of beagles once lived across the street from me, I get it.
Man can they howl!


Oh, no, that's the only thing he DOESN'T do!
He's just super destructive (we got hi in 2011, Animal Friends guessed he was about 1 then).  So he's 10-11 years old.  We've taken him to 2 different training places.

He still destroys anything/everything in the house.  And he STILL pees in the house if God forbid you don't take him out IMMEDIATELY.  And I DO mean immediately.

We've taken him to vets, tested everything.  Nothing wrong with him at all, no bladder or any other issues.
The official diagnosis is "He's an asshole"

He's very sweet, and I love him to death.  But he is an ass.  hole.
 
2020-05-08 6:49:23 PM  
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2020-05-08 7:42:37 PM  

chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me


7 year old me had to wait a few years after release to see that one
 
2020-05-08 7:58:04 PM  

vans: chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me

7 year old me had to wait a few years after release to see that one


Was 11 when released, my dad was a little lax with the hbo
 
2020-05-08 9:08:53 PM  

Evil Mackerel: DecemberNitro: Evil Mackerel: dericwater: Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!

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I will marry them both.

Lopan?

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DRINK!

/obscure?
 
2020-05-09 12:16:33 AM  

chuckdelux: Evil Mackerel: DecemberNitro: Evil Mackerel: dericwater: Need moar cat(trall) photos, STAT!

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I will marry them both.

Lopan?

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DRINK!

/obscure?


No, because I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?
 
2020-05-09 1:23:19 AM  

baka-san: vans: chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me

7 year old me had to wait a few years after release to see that one

Was 11 when released, my dad was a little lax with the hbo


I first saw it probably in my late teens, on Comedy Central in the 90s. It was obviously censored for TV, and I'd seen better.
 
2020-05-09 6:12:35 AM  

cyberspacedout: baka-san: vans: chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me

7 year old me had to wait a few years after release to see that one

Was 11 when released, my dad was a little lax with the hbo

I first saw it probably in my late teens, on Comedy Central in the 90s. It was obviously censored for TV, and I'd seen better.


I saw it in the theater as a teen. It was hilarious. I tried watching it again a year or so ago on one of the streaming services. It was embarrassingly awful and I was retro disappointed in my teen self for thinking it was funny 30+ years ago. Just an awful movie
 
2020-05-09 10:59:42 AM  
Let's not forget about this Cattrall Masterpiece™

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2020-05-09 6:29:22 PM  

chevydeuce: That movie's 40 years old...unless I'm wrong in thinking Fark skews much older than I assumed, I highly doubt most farkers even know what Porky's was, much less who was in it.

/that scene was hilarious to a 13 year old me


My parents didn't want me watching R rated movies on cable.. when I was 14.  Which annoyed me when neighbor kids half my age had no such restriction.
 
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