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2020-05-08 9:43:34 AM  
But she keeps texting and it would be so nice to touch a woman again.
 
2020-05-08 10:13:00 AM  
Never give up, never surrender.
 
2020-05-08 11:56:26 AM  
Yeah I'm down to like "maybe I should write to that kid I had a crush on in 5th grade".

This lockdown has got to stop soon.
 
2020-05-08 12:52:18 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Yeah I'm down to like "maybe I should write to that kid I had a crush on in 5th grade".

This lockdown has got to stop soon.


I'm having dreams about a girl from seventh grade.
 
2020-05-08 1:12:06 PM  

foo monkey: gunther_bumpass: Yeah I'm down to like "maybe I should write to that kid I had a crush on in 5th grade".

This lockdown has got to stop soon.

I'm having dreams about a girl from seventh grade.


You mean, from when you were in seventh grade, right? Not like, some current seventh grader.
 
2020-05-08 1:48:34 PM  
Now you tell me.
 
2020-05-08 1:54:12 PM  
CAN WE CONGRATULATE?
 
2020-05-08 2:10:11 PM  
This is really easy advice for me to follow.  I haven't dated since the 70s. Everyone that I dated is now deceased.
 
2020-05-08 2:25:56 PM  

Gramma: This is really easy advice for me to follow.  I haven't dated since the 70s. Everyone that I dated is now deceased.


Now we know Jessica Fletcher's Fark handle.
 
2020-05-08 2:37:32 PM  
Angry biatch says what now?
 
2020-05-08 2:43:08 PM  

BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?


She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson
 
2020-05-08 2:54:55 PM  

gunther_bumpass: foo monkey: gunther_bumpass: Yeah I'm down to like "maybe I should write to that kid I had a crush on in 5th grade".

This lockdown has got to stop soon.

I'm having dreams about a girl from seventh grade.

You mean, from when you were in seventh grade, right? Not like, some current seventh grader.


he teaches 7th grade
 
2020-05-08 2:57:57 PM  

realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson


Nope. Money, if there end up being child support payments necessary, or some sort of illiquid assets to divide.
 
2020-05-08 2:58:14 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: gunther_bumpass: foo monkey: gunther_bumpass: Yeah I'm down to like "maybe I should write to that kid I had a crush on in 5th grade".

This lockdown has got to stop soon.

I'm having dreams about a girl from seventh grade.

You mean, from when you were in seventh grade, right? Not like, some current seventh grader.

he teaches 7th grade


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2020-05-08 3:02:26 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

Nope. Money, if there end up being child support payments necessary, or some sort of illiquid assets to divide.


Well, yes. Divorce is different. I wasn't really thinking about ex-spouses.

But *even then*...unless kids are involved, you shouldn't be talking to them unless absolutely necessary. And better to have the lawyers do it.
 
2020-05-08 3:15:46 PM  

realmolo: forgotmydamnusername: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

Nope. Money, if there end up being child support payments necessary, or some sort of illiquid assets to divide.

Well, yes. Divorce is different. I wasn't really thinking about ex-spouses.

But *even then*...unless kids are involved, you shouldn't be talking to them unless absolutely necessary. And better to have the lawyers do it.


What is she has all the classy dildos? Those aren't cheap, and I want them back.
 
2020-05-08 3:19:42 PM  
If I've got the 'rona, my ex would be the ideal person to meet up with again.
 
2020-05-08 3:29:30 PM  

realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson


But that's not what she's talking about at all. She's referencing "f*ckboiz" who "ghosted" her years ago. These weren't even relationships; they're glorified one-night stands. This article provided no useful advice whatsoever, unlike your post, which is actually insightful.
 
2020-05-08 3:44:59 PM  

realmolo: Time heals all wounds.


No it doesn't. Don't spread this bullshiat. Some wounds just don't heal and the expectation that they just will, eventually, hurts people. A person stays open, raw, and vulnerable.  I agree with your sentiment and your point, but not this specific phrase.  The time heals lie is what makes people say things like "you've grieved long enough" or "why aren't you happy yet" or "it was a long time ago, it shouldn't matter now".  It makes people hate themselves for not being "over" something yet.  If time healed all wounds there wouldn't be a mental health field at all.
 
2020-05-08 3:52:05 PM  

etoof: realmolo: forgotmydamnusername: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

Nope. Money, if there end up being child support payments necessary, or some sort of illiquid assets to divide.

Well, yes. Divorce is different. I wasn't really thinking about ex-spouses.

But *even then*...unless kids are involved, you shouldn't be talking to them unless absolutely necessary. And better to have the lawyers do it.

What is she has all the classy dildos? Those aren't cheap, and I want them back.


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2020-05-08 3:58:04 PM  
Recycle cans and bottles and you're some sort of hero, but do it with sex partners and you're some sort of asshole.

/asshole
 
2020-05-08 4:18:26 PM  
This is the dick suction tab, is it not?
 
2020-05-08 4:28:58 PM  

BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?


This. Not only does she sound like a bitter old coont, but she acts as if men are the only ones who do this sort of thing, and that men are responsible for ending all relationships.
 
2020-05-08 4:32:50 PM  

realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson


That's complete horseshiat. There's many reasons people break up, not all of them bad. Maybe all of your past relationships have left scorched earth in their wake, but that's not everyone's experience.
 
2020-05-08 4:42:11 PM  
A-hah..! I am ahead of the curve, for I have no exes..!

/ Nor do I ever expect to have any exes
// Yeah, I hate myself for being undateable in particular and a cr#ppy human being in general
 
2020-05-08 5:02:03 PM  

ReluctantLondon: A-hah..! I am ahead of the curve, for I have no exes..!

/ Nor do I ever expect to have any exes
// Yeah, I hate myself for being undateable in particular and a cr#ppy human being in general


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2020-05-08 5:06:57 PM  

gunther_bumpass: foo monkey: gunther_bumpass: Yeah I'm down to like "maybe I should write to that kid I had a crush on in 5th grade".

This lockdown has got to stop soon.

I'm having dreams about a girl from seventh grade.

You mean, from when you were in seventh grade, right? Not like, some current seventh grader.


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2020-05-08 5:24:34 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: ReluctantLondon: A-hah..! I am ahead of the curve, for I have no exes..!

/ Nor do I ever expect to have any exes
// Yeah, I hate myself for being undateable in particular and a cr#ppy human being in general

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I've known enough women for that to be a plausible answer.
 
2020-05-08 5:32:42 PM  
After reading that article, I can't imagine why you've been repeatedly ghosted. It certainly can't be because they ran to the hills after getting to know you.
 
2020-05-08 6:03:30 PM  
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2020-05-08 6:25:07 PM  
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2020-05-08 6:29:20 PM  
Mine like to call me private out the blue and talk about nothing. I don't want to hear about them not being able to get their hair, feet, and finger nails done . They all know I has had the same number for over 20 years and won't get it changed, so they call about their bullshiat.
/I won't lie I did call my daughter's mother on some drunk shiat.
 
2020-05-08 7:17:54 PM  

realmolo: forgotmydamnusername: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

Nope. Money, if there end up being child support payments necessary, or some sort of illiquid assets to divide.

Well, yes. Divorce is different. I wasn't really thinking about ex-spouses.

But *even then*...unless kids are involved, you shouldn't be talking to them unless absolutely necessary. And better to have the lawyers do it.


You don't need to be married for such situations to happen. Pregnancies and ill advised financial decisions can arise whether or no the county clerk has issued somebody a duly notarized sheet of paper. And doing everything through lawyers gets expensive fast. You only go to lawyers when your ability to fake friendship reaches its limit, as do your negotiation skills. Same general idea as how going to war occurs.
 
2020-05-08 7:26:18 PM  
Actually talked to my ex-wife today. Of course we're weird, and still very close friends. She has an awesome bf and I have an equally awesome gf. It just didn't work out marriage wise. And we're both better off for it now.
 
2020-05-08 7:31:19 PM  

realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson


Yeah, but, DAT ASS
 
2020-05-08 7:37:38 PM  

ReapTheChaos: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

That's complete horseshiat. There's many reasons people break up, not all of them bad. Maybe all of your past relationships have left scorched earth in their wake, but that's not everyone's experience.


It's true that often the timing is off especially when you are young.
 
2020-05-08 8:43:02 PM  

Fano: ReapTheChaos: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

That's complete horseshiat. There's many reasons people break up, not all of them bad. Maybe all of your past relationships have left scorched earth in their wake, but that's not everyone's experience.

It's true that often the timing is off especially when you are young.


Yep, high school sweethearts that drifted apart when one or both went off to college, same with college after graduation. Someone moves away for a job and the other cant/wont leave theirs. There's any number of situations where the timing isn't right or circumstance prevent staying together. The article and many here act as if all relationships end with one or both partners hating each other.
 
2020-05-08 9:05:34 PM  
Too late.

We've exchanged sourdough cultures and mask-making materials. Pretty sure under the new rules that means we're married now.

Yikes.
 
2020-05-08 10:32:18 PM  
The can repave the road, repaint the lines, add snazzy new reflectors, some new landscaping, new street lights. But in the end, the road still goes the same way to the same place.

Well, most do. Some are realigned, truncated, or extended.

But not yours.
 
2020-05-09 4:00:51 AM  
Opening with an apology after ghosting years ago would be weird as fark. Better to start with the basics. Pretend you've been thrust years into the future due to a freak static electricity and whippets anomaly. 'What year is this? Wow phones got bigger that's strange I figured they would keep getting smaller! Did face masks become a new fashion trend? I've met the physical manifestation of time, it's a triangle. Anyways, you up?'
 
2020-05-09 6:02:50 PM  

Fano: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

Yeah, but, DAT ASS


There ya' go...the kind of FARK I first fell in love with.

22+ funnies wouldn't do justice to your comment.

/stay cool, brother
 
2020-05-09 6:37:47 PM  

Richard Saunders: Fano: realmolo: BigSquibowski: Angry biatch says what now?

She isn't angry. She's giving good advice.

Once you "break-up", don't contact the other person. It's that simple. The ONLY reason to contact an ex is to make *yourself* feel better. And making *you* feel better isn't your ex's problem. And vice-versa. It's over. Learn from it and move on, but don't revisit it.

Time heals all wounds. Don't re-open them.

/everybody does it once, hopefully they learn their lesson

Yeah, but, DAT ASS

There ya' go...the kind of FARK I first fell in love with.

22+ funnies wouldn't do justice to your comment.

/stay cool, brother


Lol thanks
 
2020-05-09 6:44:01 PM  
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