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(Politico)   Kellyanne of Green Goebbels speaks out against her husband's anti-Trump attack ad, cackles "THEY'VE ALL FAILED"   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-05-08 7:14:48 AM  
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2020-05-08 7:19:46 AM  
Why media? Just why?
Who the fark would stand before her and listen, much less "report" her stupid shiat?
 
2020-05-08 7:25:35 AM  
It's merely a game to them all
 
2020-05-08 7:30:26 AM  
I think when George speaks badly of Trump, it makes George seem like a "bad boy" to Kellyanne, and that adds excitement to their marriage in ways I do not want to think about. Also, I don't get why Trump ignores him - Trump has shown an inability to ignore even the smallest slight. There's something really freaky, there.
 
2020-05-08 8:14:12 AM  
George ConArtist is trying to dump Trump because he got what he wanted....Federalist scum on SCROTUS.  As soon is it's practical (the next SCROTUS vacancy), he'll be sucking GOP wee-wees.

Fark him 8 ways to Sunday.
 
2020-05-08 9:21:39 AM  
He who sleeps on the couch controls the world!
 
2020-05-08 9:29:08 AM  
And yet he never goes after her and her complicity and enabling in all of this.  And he could.  She gives us plenty to work with.

I feel for their children.  That home must be toxic.
 
2020-05-08 9:46:51 AM  

Biscuit Tin: I think when George speaks badly of Trump, it makes George seem like a "bad boy" to Kellyanne, and that adds excitement to their marriage in ways I do not want to think about. Also, I don't get why Trump ignores him - Trump has shown an inability to ignore even the smallest slight. There's something really freaky, there.


In their gimp basement she locks him in a chain link  "detention center" and threatens to deport him while pissing on him.

I'd bet money on that.
 
2020-05-08 9:47:51 AM  
Can't somebody just throw a bucket of water on her and end this?
 
2020-05-08 9:48:06 AM  

SpectroBoy: Biscuit Tin: I think when George speaks badly of Trump, it makes George seem like a "bad boy" to Kellyanne, and that adds excitement to their marriage in ways I do not want to think about. Also, I don't get why Trump ignores him - Trump has shown an inability to ignore even the smallest slight. There's something really freaky, there.

In their gimp basement she locks him in a chain link  "detention center" and threatens to deport him while pissing on him.

I'd bet money on that.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2020-05-08 9:57:23 AM  

bluorangefyre: SpectroBoy: Biscuit Tin: I think when George speaks badly of Trump, it makes George seem like a "bad boy" to Kellyanne, and that adds excitement to their marriage in ways I do not want to think about. Also, I don't get why Trump ignores him - Trump has shown an inability to ignore even the smallest slight. There's something really freaky, there.

In their gimp basement she locks him in a chain link  "detention center" and threatens to deport him while pissing on him.

I'd bet money on that.

Fark is not your personal erotica site.


Everyone keeps saying that.  And then I go over to TFD...
 
2020-05-08 10:01:00 AM  

bluorangefyre: SpectroBoy: Biscuit Tin: I think when George speaks badly of Trump, it makes George seem like a "bad boy" to Kellyanne, and that adds excitement to their marriage in ways I do not want to think about. Also, I don't get why Trump ignores him - Trump has shown an inability to ignore even the smallest slight. There's something really freaky, there.

In their gimp basement she locks him in a chain link  "detention center" and threatens to deport him while pissing on him.

I'd bet money on that.

Fark is not your personal erotica site.


Try and stop me.
 
2020-05-08 10:04:39 AM  
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2020-05-08 10:05:00 AM  
My old man has been watching FOXNews since it opened up shop, my mother froths at the sight of any name brand Republican ever since Trump came along. They can barely coexist in the same living space.

The Conway's are con artists.
 
2020-05-08 10:05:08 AM  

Diogenes: And yet he never goes after her and her complicity and enabling in all of this.  And he could.  She gives us plenty to work with.

I feel for their children.  That home must be toxic.


That's probably why he doesn't go after her directly.  As much as we like to pretend otherwise, these are people with lives outside of politics.
 
2020-05-08 10:05:32 AM  
Doesn't it bother anyone that her husband and his group are basically ideologically identical to Trump, and are only shiatting on him because he embarrassed their asses and seized power from them?

Nah guess not, Trump bad! Let's give some attention and popularity to people that might possibly be a little less bad!
 
2020-05-08 10:06:13 AM  
Failed at what, exactly?

Failed to tell the truth?

Failed to anger your tangerine sempai?

Why don't you hold off on that judgement until this November.
 
2020-05-08 10:08:47 AM  
They didn't really fail. The created all the necessary conditions for an incompetent, lazy moron like Trump to get elected.
 
2020-05-08 10:09:48 AM  
Put me on Anderson... put me, kellyanneconway on, I'll same some crazy shiat, get you good ratings!
 
2020-05-08 10:09:58 AM  
"They've all failed. They never succeeded the way I did as campaign manager, and they never got their candidate where my candidate got," Conway said. "He's president of the United States - mostly because of what he did, and the vice president. They were our two greatest assets. But let's be honest here."

She's coming dangerously close to claiming credit. She caught herself, but it's in her head. She WANTS to take credit. She KNOWS she made it happen. She believes she DESERVES to be the hero.And I guarantee Trump hasn't even said, "Thank you" to her, not even once. I bet Trump even calls her by the wrong name most of the time, barely even acknowledging her.

It's farking eating her alive to not be able to take ALL the credit for this unbelievable and totally unlikely win. She beat the smart people who thought she was an idiot and she's dying to rub their faces in it.

She stopped herself this time, but got really close to the line. She knows if she crosses it, she's out the door with a knife in her back. Will her ego and pride beat her sense of self-preservation? I guess we're about to find out...
 
2020-05-08 10:10:02 AM  
What a pair of amoral, disgusting, undead grifters those two are. They should be pushed out on the ice flow together.
 
2020-05-08 10:11:20 AM  
To hell with both of these grifting assclowns.
 
2020-05-08 10:11:22 AM  

LL316: Diogenes: And yet he never goes after her and her complicity and enabling in all of this.  And he could.  She gives us plenty to work with.

I feel for their children.  That home must be toxic.

That's probably why he doesn't go after her directly.  As much as we like to pretend otherwise, these are people with lives outside of politics.


At is all for show. America is for the grifter. They are playing both sides and can't lose. They could not care less about "America" other than its population gladly handing over their money to them
 
2020-05-08 10:14:14 AM  

LL316: Diogenes: And yet he never goes after her and her complicity and enabling in all of this.  And he could.  She gives us plenty to work with.

I feel for their children.  That home must be toxic.

That's probably why he doesn't go after her directly.  As much as we like to pretend otherwise, these are people with lives outside of politics.



He doesn't go after her because the money she brings into the household is welcome. They've got mortgages and kid's colleges and luxury vacations and whatever else they use for their yuppie nuremberg defense. Does anyone think her ahole husband cares where the money comes from?
 
2020-05-08 10:16:25 AM  
Did they though?  The midterms didn't exactly go well for Team Trump, and the last time I checked we're only half way through the 4th quarter of presidential election calvinball.
 
2020-05-08 10:17:55 AM  
and then she added  "and... your little dog too!" and flew off.
 
2020-05-08 10:19:43 AM  
FTFA: Conway: But let's be honest here.

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2020-05-08 10:20:09 AM  
For the life of me I can't quite figure out how George is not armless at this stage.
 
2020-05-08 10:23:03 AM  
They live in a house in DC that costs something like $10 million. I am pretty sure they are both in on it and laugh all of the way to the bank about the shiat they say.

Kellyanne is a gun for hire.  She will say anything and everything as long as she is getting paid.  Look at her comments about Trump when she worked for Cruz.

Conway: Trump "Says He's For The Little Guy But He's Actually Built A Lot Of His Businesses On The Backs Of The Little Guy."

Conway: Trump Victims Include "Victims Of Trump University, Victims Of Trump In Atlantic City."

Conway: "I Would Like To See" Trump's Tax Returns "Be Transparent
.

Conway Condemned Trump For "Hurl[ing] Personal Insults" And Using "Vulgar" Language That Was "Unfortunate For Children."

Conway: Trump "Can Whine And Complain" By Saying "The System Is Rigged," But "There's No Place In Politics For Accusing Folks Of Using Gestapo Tactics."

Conway Accused The Trump Campaign Of Becoming Too "Cozy With The Establishment": "Goodness, You've Hired Paul Manafort."

Conway: Trump's "False" Accusations About The Cruz Campaign Show "The Danger Of Just Saying Things That Aren't True."

Conway: Unlike Trump, "Pro-Life Candidates" "Don't Need Four Or Five Times To Get It Right."


She doesn't give a shiat what Trump stands for as long as the money flows.
 
2020-05-08 10:23:46 AM  

Porkbelly: For the life of me I can't quite figure out how George is not armless at this stage.


Do you picture Kellyanne, a la Misery?
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/he's such a dirty birdie
 
2020-05-08 10:26:36 AM  
I don't understand why KellyAnne isn't on some kind of media blacklist. She is an actual, sky is orange, up is down liar. Won't hesitate a single breath to tell you that the thing you have in video is fake and you're evil for believing it.

That our media has gone through several cycles of that, and still chooses to promote her... Well it doesn't say good things about our society.
 
2020-05-08 10:28:30 AM  
They never succeeded the way I did as campaign manager

I read the in Elizabeth Taylor's voice from Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf.
 
2020-05-08 10:31:48 AM  

lincoln65: I don't understand why KellyAnne isn't on some kind of media blacklist. She is an actual, sky is orange, up is down liar. Won't hesitate a single breath to tell you that the thing you have in video is fake and you're evil for believing it.

That our media has gone through several cycles of that, and still chooses to promote her... Well it doesn't say good things about our society.


It's the perverse addiction the country has for reality TV. The "there is always a scheming liar" trope is being applied to real life... 40 years of pushing reality tv behavior as acceptable has led to this... Known liars being given airspace because of ratings.
 
2020-05-08 10:32:37 AM  

Diogenes: And yet he never goes after her and her complicity and enabling in all of this.  And he could.  She gives us plenty to work with.

I feel for their children.  That home must be toxic.


I'm sure their home life is fine. Everything said for public consumption by either of them is just that: for public consumption ONLY.

All of the rancor, all of the acrimony and venom, stops the second the cameras are switched off, or the moment the Tweet is sent.

Just like James Carville and Mary Matalin.

It's all the proof that you need to conclude that ALL of the people in politics (as opposed to people in government) are complete and utter bullshiat artists. They don't believe a word of what they're telling YOU to believe.
 
2020-05-08 10:35:13 AM  

js34603: Doesn't it bother anyone that her husband and his group are basically ideologically identical to Trump, and are only shiatting on him because he embarrassed their asses and seized power from them?

Nah guess not, Trump bad! Let's give some attention and popularity to people that might possibly be a little less bad!


So they're anti free market?  They're anti military?  They're anti family values?

Trump doesn't have ideologies.
 
2020-05-08 10:48:55 AM  
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She looks like a really cheap muppet. Just a head with a trigger activated mouth, and some pink felt draped over a box designed to somewhat look like shoulders.
 
2020-05-08 10:49:45 AM  

shastacola: They never succeeded the way I did as campaign manager

I read the in Elizabeth Taylor's voice from Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf.


Speaking of Virginia Wolf

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2020-05-08 10:54:35 AM  

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She looks like a really cheap muppet. Just a head with a trigger activated mouth, and some pink felt draped over a box designed to somewhat look like shoulders.


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2020-05-08 10:56:39 AM  
These White House people and mango moron are obsessed with, "failing"..Even though it's clear the
people they claim are "failed" or "failing", are doing fine..Yet the ones ACTUALLY failing at something,
are them...They've abused that word so much that it's going to have to go into hiding for a few years
and get counseling to recover from the abuse..
 
2020-05-08 11:24:52 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: These White House people and mango moron are obsessed with, "failing"..Even though it's clear the
people they claim are "failed" or "failing", are doing fine..Yet the ones ACTUALLY failing at something,
are them...They've abused that word so much that it's going to have to go into hiding for a few years
and get counseling to recover from the abuse..


That was a whole big mouthful of Nothing
 
2020-05-08 11:38:33 AM  
That's a great criminal law defence:  everybody is as crooked as I am. Prove me wrong.
 
2020-05-08 11:44:20 AM  
50 going on 80. What a toxic beech tree
 
2020-05-08 12:11:36 PM  
If she did such a hot job why hasn't Trump put her in charge again?
 
2020-05-08 12:12:27 PM  
Came here for the Kellyanne / Beavis pics

/Leaving disappointed
 
2020-05-08 12:29:44 PM  
Fark 'em both.
 
2020-05-08 1:28:15 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: These White House people and mango moron are obsessed with, "failing"..Even though it's clear the
people they claim are "failed" or "failing", are doing fine..Yet the ones ACTUALLY failing at something,
are them...They've abused that word so much that it's going to have to go into hiding for a few years
and get counseling to recover from the abuse..



Every accusation is a confession.
 
2020-05-08 3:59:04 PM  

snocone: Why media? Just why?
Who the fark would stand before her and listen, much less "report" her stupid shiat?


The question I've been asking for at least a year.
 
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