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(Fark)   My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?   ( divider line
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128 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 08 May 2020 at 9:22 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-05-08 6:16:40 AM  
Jane's Addiction, Nothing's Shocking

Youtube KV3ozZoQ13M
2020-05-08 6:19:56 AM  
Your neighbors cook meth
2020-05-08 6:20:02 AM  
The Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo!
Youtube YJXPTnPmm78
2020-05-08 6:27:31 AM  
♫♫ Highway To Hell.♫♫
2020-05-08 6:28:42 AM  
Inca Roads
Youtube vAGVQM6IAKk
Inca Roads!
2020-05-08 6:32:25 AM  
The Barney theme song
2020-05-08 6:50:35 AM  
SOUSA The Stars and Stripes Forever - "The President's Own" U.S. Marine Band
Youtube 0hUpKD3XIwc
2020-05-08 6:52:45 AM  
I wondered where my old neighbors had moved to. That's not pogo-stick testing. They're training circus bears. If you could see into the upstairs apartment, you would note a trio of fez-wearing, bicycle-riding, Russian bears who have come to America to entertain us all by riding those bicycles in a circle under the big top. So, when you're trying to sleep, remember that.
2020-05-08 6:58:04 AM  
Slade's Cum On Feel the Noize, of course.​j​Au_vM
2020-05-08 7:00:35 AM  

You're looking st this wrong: your neighbors stay up to 2am. Reality: your neighbors can't sleep because they sit and drink until 2am.

Throw a party at midnight and they'll be wasted + tired at 1am.
2020-05-08 7:03:13 AM  
Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"​2​91Pt8
2020-05-08 7:14:02 AM  
Lawrence Welk closing theme, at high volume:​Q​mI12I
2020-05-08 7:18:28 AM  
Anything from Sound of Music, the sweeter the better
2020-05-08 7:46:57 AM  
The entire Coil album Constant Shallowness Leads to Evil, specifically the Tunnel of Goats tracks.
2020-05-08 7:56:50 AM  
Handel's water music at full blast
2020-05-08 8:41:29 AM  
My mother used to wake me up to this when she wanted to clean the house on weekends.​i​kH4
2020-05-08 9:27:10 AM  
Ministry - Psalm 69 (KE#A$0-WTFBBQ)
2020-05-08 9:30:47 AM  
Live And Let Die
Youtube RywqQ_AKB9M
2020-05-08 9:30:56 AM  
Plastic Bertrand Pogo pogo
Youtube hsJ42lbAlYs
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-05-08 9:33:40 AM  
I wouldn't want to listen to hard rock early in the morning, so I'd consider: Prussian and Austrian Marches, Herbert Von Karajan: Berlin Philharmonic Wind Ensemble.
2020-05-08 9:37:23 AM  

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Came here to suggest this.

Anything with bagpipes would also be acceptable.  Start with:

Youtube -sUXMzkh-jI
2020-05-08 9:39:29 AM  
Might I suggest:

Download - Skinny Puppy
Youtube p_VmkLKkRgw

Lust Chance from the same album would work fairly well if you want a laugh.
2020-05-08 9:44:36 AM  
Retaliation for this type of activity is a sucker's game, that you won't win.
2020-05-08 9:56:05 AM  
The Trashmen - Surfin Bird - Bird is the Word 1963 (RE-MASTERED) (ALT End Video) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube 9Gc4QTqslN4
2020-05-08 9:59:25 AM  
All of these submissions and no one has recommended BOUNCE by SoD?

I thought this was Fark
2020-05-08 10:02:13 AM  
Circus - Theme Song
Youtube zjedLeVGcfE
2020-05-08 10:02:42 AM  
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2020-05-08 10:10:11 AM  
Big Boi had an entire album that was a study in bass.
2020-05-08 10:11:43 AM  
Baby Shark song, followed by the Barney Song.
2020-05-08 10:16:22 AM  
When I had a noisy neighbor (who I eventually pwned in court), I always reached for the Rolling Stones "Sticky Fingers" album.  As a bonus it includes B*TCH YOU GOT TO MOVE.
2020-05-08 10:34:32 AM  
Mephiskapheles - The Bumble Bee Tuna Song
Youtube 63nMcrwporQ

\Worked at a grocery store with those God awful motion sensor ads
\\This tune still haunts me
\\\This is a little more evil version of it
2020-05-08 10:41:18 AM  
Scrubs I Want My Baby Back - 10 Hour Edition
Youtube dvz4HpbsZso
2020-05-08 10:48:03 AM  
2020-05-08 10:48:05 AM  
MC5- Kick Out The Jams (Extended)
Youtube 8XhQRFO4M7A
2020-05-08 10:59:15 AM  
Pogo Dancing
Youtube G5zhXJxnU1Q
2020-05-08 11:04:32 AM  
Use the same stuff they used on Noriega back in the late 80s when he was holed up in Panama:

Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It (Official Music Video)
Youtube 4xmckWVPRaI
2020-05-08 11:20:52 AM  
Will you be there or not?

The Run DMC Christmas music channel on Pandora will make them wonder about you.  It's awesome around Christmas, kinda weird for May.
2020-05-08 11:43:32 AM  
Used to have my alarm set to this to get my dumb ass out of bed as well as put me in a good metal mood. This will certainly get their attention...

Behemoth-Furor Divinus (lyrics)
Youtube Tks48zcfWhg
2020-05-08 12:15:16 PM  
10 Hours of the Most Annoying Sound in the World
Youtube 1MJsz7mStoA
2020-05-08 12:22:52 PM  
Why get into a pointless tit for tat over this? Go straight to the nuke

Baby Shark Dance | Sing and Dance! | @Baby Shark Official | PINKFONG Songs for Children
Youtube XqZsoesa55w
2020-05-08 12:28:14 PM  
Ministry - Filth Pig
Youtube ZhhumtFhtqs

2020-05-08 12:28:43 PM  
And this

The hampster dance (nightcore) [10 hours]
Youtube eXLpJaIV6R0
2020-05-08 12:43:32 PM  
The 1812 Overture.
2020-05-08 12:49:05 PM  
Really, no one has put up Skillex or anything like that yet?

2020-05-08 1:09:20 PM  
In my first apartment the downstairs neighbor's kids would blast rap music at 200db whenever their mom wasn't home, which was a lot considering she worked two jobs to support the lazy do nothing kids. I lost it one day, laid all four speakers on the floor and put this on repeat while I went out for the day. I never heard their music again but let's just say our relationship wasn't exactly cordial afterwards.

Stompin' Tom Connors - Sudbury Saturday Night
Youtube sl751CDdRZI
2020-05-08 1:27:49 PM  
I'm reminded of the recent GEICO "clogging" commercial.
2020-05-08 1:33:31 PM  
the day after my neighbor in the barracks had his wisdom teeth removed, the song thumping through the walls that really grated him was Jimi Hendrick's Voodoo Chile.  But that was before this came out...

House of Pain - Jump Around (Official Music Video)
Youtube XhzpxjuwZy0
2020-05-08 2:18:14 PM  
music? your too nice. For my neighbors who got too loud partying all night, I would head out to the porch in the morning and run one of these for a while, without the muffler.

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2020-05-08 2:28:18 PM  
Die Atzen Frauenarzt & Manny Marc - Disco Pogo (Official Video HD)
Youtube F-NkI-W9PMQ
2020-05-08 2:42:01 PM  
Show them how patriotic you are.

Jimi Hendrix The Star Spangled Banner American Anthem Live at Woodstock 1969
Youtube TKAwPA14Ni4
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