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2020-05-07 2:37:28 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-05-07 1:33:33 PM  
9 votes:

Fano: Sweat and a dead man's balls?


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2020-05-07 1:27:10 PM  
8 votes:
Sweat and a dead man's balls?
 
2020-05-07 12:05:43 PM  
7 votes:
Desperation and aloe.

ALLEGEDLY.
 
2020-05-07 11:46:55 AM  
7 votes:
Low self-esteem
 
2020-05-07 1:39:42 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-05-07 1:25:42 PM  
5 votes:
Not "scent," subby. "Funk."
 
2020-05-07 12:39:33 PM  
5 votes:
According to the great Lars Thorwald
"My room smells like Hot Pockets, sweat, and something like cream of mushroom soup."
 
2020-05-07 12:21:28 PM  
5 votes:
Hello, my ears & brown-eye were burning. Are my services required in this thread?
 
2020-05-07 3:10:53 PM  
4 votes:
I smell Fark on you . . .

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/ okay, I don't like that one
 
2020-05-07 1:01:47 PM  
4 votes:
Eau de humanity
 
2020-05-07 3:11:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-05-07 2:25:52 PM  
3 votes:
eau de squirrel nuts
 
2020-05-07 2:03:23 PM  
3 votes:

Kalashinator: Beer farts and kitty litter.


I'd assume lots of cat piss. And that sour laundry smell.
 
2020-05-07 1:01:57 PM  
3 votes:
That effervescence the hottub room gives off after a swinger's party.
 
2020-05-07 1:00:18 PM  
3 votes:

ytterbium: buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.

That's the women.


If I had to guess the scent of Fark, I would guess smug and pot.
 
2020-05-07 11:58:13 AM  
3 votes:
Cheddar anchovy chocolate chip cookies.
 
2020-05-07 5:32:54 PM  
2 votes:
Febreze
 
2020-05-07 4:31:49 PM  
2 votes:
*fart*

What's the question?
 
2020-05-07 3:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
Disappointment and regrets.
Make that "regerts"
 
2020-05-07 1:33:06 PM  
2 votes:
Like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
 
2020-05-07 1:16:59 PM  
2 votes:

TabASlotB: Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.


People clean their keyboards?
 
2020-05-07 12:59:37 PM  
2 votes:
As a whole:
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2020-05-07 12:56:18 PM  
2 votes:
Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.
 
2020-05-07 12:20:47 PM  
2 votes:
one of those vagina candles?
 
2020-05-08 5:48:46 AM  
1 vote:

BlousyBrown: I have never been good at much, but I have been great at killing a thread


It isn't dead yet. It's still hanging on *sunglasses* by a thread!
 
2020-05-08 4:28:55 AM  
1 vote:
The French call it eau de farque.
 
2020-05-08 1:47:19 AM  
1 vote:
Fark is a complex symphony of smells. There's the scent of Maker's Mark spilled on a hot server, stale beer, vodak fumes from the Politics tab. The aroma of unwashed bodies and unlaundered clothes in musty basements. The subtle tang of cheez dust. Some pleasant smells from the Food tab. The odors of farts, unwashed jizz socks, cat pee, and wet dog. Sweat and dead man's balls. A thousand little smells - paper and popcorn, hearth fires and molotov flames, forests and factories - depending on the stories of thr day. And the stench of unbelievable amounts of bullshiat. Bullshiat in news. Bullshiat in politics. Bullshiat we tell each other. Enough bullshiat to drown the whole world.

Fark smells like friends and enemies and family and strangers.

Fark smells like humanity.

Fark smells like community.

Fark smells like the best of things and the worst of things, and like the best and worst of us.

Fark smells like everything you love and everything you hate.

Fark smells like all of this at once.

Fark smells like home.
 
2020-05-07 8:09:12 PM  
1 vote:
"Mmm! What's that?"

"It's L'eau de Fark."

"It smells like Rich Damp Taint ... but cheaper."

"You know me, baby."
 
2020-05-07 7:13:20 PM  
1 vote:
Axe
 
2020-05-07 4:12:21 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Something like cheese but not quite cheese.


Yeast?
 
2020-05-07 3:07:58 PM  
1 vote:
Really?  Not yet?

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2020-05-07 2:46:30 PM  
1 vote:
It smells like the set of a BBW Orgy Porn shoot when the A/C breaks down halfway through but that POS producer says keep going because he only has the place rented for the next hour.

Or so I've heard.
 
2020-05-07 1:50:47 PM  
1 vote:

BadReligion: TabASlotB: Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.

People clean their keyboards?


Oh you sweet summer child...
 
2020-05-07 1:36:01 PM  
1 vote:
Cow hoofs or offal.  On a good day!
 
2020-05-07 1:29:54 PM  
1 vote:
Victory.

Oh...wait, that's napalm.
 
2020-05-07 1:26:24 PM  
1 vote:
Unwashed hair, morning breath, stale beer and cheetos.
 
2020-05-07 1:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:47 PM  
1 vote:
Drakkar Noir
 
2020-05-07 12:57:28 PM  
1 vote:
Something like cheese but not quite cheese.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:24 PM  
1 vote:

buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.


That's the women.
 
2020-05-07 12:55:59 PM  
1 vote:
Doritos and sadness
 
2020-05-07 12:07:05 PM  
1 vote:
Warm Leatherette

The Normal - Warm Leatherette
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