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2020-05-07 1:27:10 PM  
9 votes:
Sweat and a dead man's balls?
 
2020-05-07 1:39:42 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-05-08 1:47:19 AM  
3 votes:
Fark is a complex symphony of smells. There's the scent of Maker's Mark spilled on a hot server, stale beer, vodak fumes from the Politics tab. The aroma of unwashed bodies and unlaundered clothes in musty basements. The subtle tang of cheez dust. Some pleasant smells from the Food tab. The odors of farts, unwashed jizz socks, cat pee, and wet dog. Sweat and dead man's balls. A thousand little smells - paper and popcorn, hearth fires and molotov flames, forests and factories - depending on the stories of thr day. And the stench of unbelievable amounts of bullshiat. Bullshiat in news. Bullshiat in politics. Bullshiat we tell each other. Enough bullshiat to drown the whole world.

Fark smells like friends and enemies and family and strangers.

Fark smells like humanity.

Fark smells like community.

Fark smells like the best of things and the worst of things, and like the best and worst of us.

Fark smells like everything you love and everything you hate.

Fark smells like all of this at once.

Fark smells like home.
 
2020-05-07 1:25:42 PM  
3 votes:
Not "scent," subby. "Funk."
 
2020-05-07 1:16:59 PM  
3 votes:

TabASlotB: Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.


People clean their keyboards?
 
2020-05-07 1:01:51 PM  
3 votes:
Store brand bourbon and Cheetos.
 
2020-05-07 11:47:04 AM  
3 votes:
Stale beer.
 
2020-05-07 11:44:28 AM  
3 votes:
Good question. What does a hangover smell like?
 
2020-05-07 2:44:56 PM  
2 votes:
Maker's Mark poured over a hot server.
 
2020-05-07 2:03:23 PM  
2 votes:

Kalashinator: Beer farts and kitty litter.


I'd assume lots of cat piss. And that sour laundry smell.
 
2020-05-07 1:48:21 PM  
2 votes:
Underboob stank.
 
2020-05-07 1:33:33 PM  
2 votes:

Fano: Sweat and a dead man's balls?


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2020-05-07 1:10:14 PM  
2 votes:
Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:47 PM  
2 votes:
Drakkar Noir
 
2020-05-07 12:57:24 PM  
2 votes:

buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.


That's the women.
 
2020-05-07 12:40:50 PM  
2 votes:
Weed, scotch, and various forms of frustration.
 
2020-05-07 5:27:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-05-07 3:14:55 PM  
1 vote:
Disappointment and regrets.
Make that "regerts"
 
2020-05-07 3:05:43 PM  
1 vote:
Flop sweat.
 
2020-05-07 2:46:30 PM  
1 vote:
It smells like the set of a BBW Orgy Porn shoot when the A/C breaks down halfway through but that POS producer says keep going because he only has the place rented for the next hour.

Or so I've heard.
 
2020-05-07 2:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Fish sticks and bananas.
 
2020-05-07 1:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
Curdled Kos flop-sweat and musty books
 
2020-05-07 1:00:18 PM  
1 vote:

ytterbium: buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.

That's the women.


If I had to guess the scent of Fark, I would guess smug and pot.
 
2020-05-07 11:58:13 AM  
1 vote:
Cheddar anchovy chocolate chip cookies.
 
2020-05-07 11:54:20 AM  
1 vote:
Musty basement.
 
2020-05-07 11:47:24 AM  
1 vote:
But with a hint of online bravado
 
2020-05-07 11:46:55 AM  
1 vote:
Low self-esteem
 
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