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2020-05-07 1:50:47 PM  

BadReligion: TabASlotB: Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.

People clean their keyboards?


Oh you sweet summer child...
 
2020-05-07 1:59:17 PM  
Curdled Kos flop-sweat and musty books
 
2020-05-07 2:01:06 PM  
Desperation and dried jizz.
 
2020-05-07 2:03:23 PM  

Kalashinator: Beer farts and kitty litter.


I'd assume lots of cat piss. And that sour laundry smell.
 
2020-05-07 2:05:37 PM  
salty rage.
 
2020-05-07 2:09:36 PM  
Kush, Older Memes, and Astroglide
 
2020-05-07 2:14:19 PM  
The essence of man?

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2020-05-07 2:25:52 PM  
eau de squirrel nuts
 
2020-05-07 2:37:28 PM  
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2020-05-07 2:38:53 PM  
Subby's mother.
 
2020-05-07 2:42:18 PM  
Fish sticks and bananas.
 
2020-05-07 2:44:56 PM  
Maker's Mark poured over a hot server.
 
2020-05-07 2:46:30 PM  
It smells like the set of a BBW Orgy Porn shoot when the A/C breaks down halfway through but that POS producer says keep going because he only has the place rented for the next hour.

Or so I've heard.
 
2020-05-07 3:05:43 PM  
Flop sweat.
 
2020-05-07 3:07:58 PM  
Really?  Not yet?

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2020-05-07 3:10:53 PM  
I smell Fark on you . . .

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/ okay, I don't like that one
 
2020-05-07 3:11:55 PM  
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2020-05-07 3:14:55 PM  
Disappointment and regrets.
Make that "regerts"
 
2020-05-07 3:26:23 PM  
bourbon.  and shame.
 
2020-05-07 3:35:20 PM  
That smell of healthy perspiration after a great workout.

/or moldy Cheetos and crusty jizz
 
2020-05-07 3:46:22 PM  
Flop sweat
 
2020-05-07 3:58:43 PM  
Armpits...
 
2020-05-07 3:59:06 PM  
Sweaty squirrel balls.
 
2020-05-07 4:04:52 PM  
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2020-05-07 4:12:21 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Something like cheese but not quite cheese.


Yeast?
 
2020-05-07 4:15:17 PM  

Fano: Sweat and a dead man's balls?


I would like to note that this took WAY too long to show up.  Are we slipping Fark?
 
2020-05-07 4:16:33 PM  
Sour cream and failure.
 
2020-05-07 4:31:49 PM  
*fart*

What's the question?
 
2020-05-07 5:17:42 PM  
Pralines and dick
 
2020-05-07 5:27:58 PM  
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2020-05-07 5:29:22 PM  

Bootleg: Stale beer.


What came to my mind first was what the oldschool Hollywood rinky-dink venues smelled like - maybe minus the cigs.  Old beer, desperation, and excess testosterone.
 
2020-05-07 5:32:54 PM  
Febreze
 
2020-05-07 5:35:02 PM  
Pizza and farts
 
2020-05-07 5:35:27 PM  
Popcorn shrimp and ass
 
2020-05-07 5:49:33 PM  
"Welcoming"

/according to the memes, anyhoo...
 
2020-05-07 5:58:07 PM  
If you really want to know, pull my finger...
 
2020-05-07 6:01:01 PM  
Shiat. These days it smells and looks like shiat.
 
2020-05-07 6:02:36 PM  
Fark fumes?

Patton Oswalt - Orgy
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/ NSFW
 
2020-05-07 6:24:51 PM  
Hoo-ha?
 
2020-05-07 6:34:51 PM  
Teen Spirit

YOU'VE BEEN GROHL-ED!
 
2020-05-07 6:42:37 PM  

CptnSpldng: Flop sweat.


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The king of flop sweat. Wonder if he was a Farker

/Rest in Peace, Ted
 
2020-05-07 6:44:57 PM  
2nd day B.O.
 
2020-05-07 6:46:25 PM  
Sun-warmed, day old Everclear vomit.
 
2020-05-07 7:13:20 PM  
Axe
 
2020-05-07 7:49:42 PM  
Old pron movie theater
 
2020-05-07 8:09:12 PM  
"Mmm! What's that?"

"It's L'eau de Fark."

"It smells like Rich Damp Taint ... but cheaper."

"You know me, baby."
 
2020-05-07 11:25:32 PM  
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2020-05-08 1:29:36 AM  
Wet dog, used alcohol and popcorn
 
2020-05-08 1:47:19 AM  
Fark is a complex symphony of smells. There's the scent of Maker's Mark spilled on a hot server, stale beer, vodak fumes from the Politics tab. The aroma of unwashed bodies and unlaundered clothes in musty basements. The subtle tang of cheez dust. Some pleasant smells from the Food tab. The odors of farts, unwashed jizz socks, cat pee, and wet dog. Sweat and dead man's balls. A thousand little smells - paper and popcorn, hearth fires and molotov flames, forests and factories - depending on the stories of thr day. And the stench of unbelievable amounts of bullshiat. Bullshiat in news. Bullshiat in politics. Bullshiat we tell each other. Enough bullshiat to drown the whole world.

Fark smells like friends and enemies and family and strangers.

Fark smells like humanity.

Fark smells like community.

Fark smells like the best of things and the worst of things, and like the best and worst of us.

Fark smells like everything you love and everything you hate.

Fark smells like all of this at once.

Fark smells like home.
 
2020-05-08 2:01:20 AM  

Spego: The essence of man?

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Essence of man.

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