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2020-05-07 11:44:28 AM  
Good question. What does a hangover smell like?
 
2020-05-07 11:46:55 AM  
Low self-esteem
 
2020-05-07 11:47:04 AM  
Stale beer.
 
2020-05-07 11:47:24 AM  
But with a hint of online bravado
 
2020-05-07 11:54:20 AM  
Musty basement.
 
2020-05-07 11:58:13 AM  
Cheddar anchovy chocolate chip cookies.
 
2020-05-07 12:05:43 PM  
Desperation and aloe.

ALLEGEDLY.
 
2020-05-07 12:06:21 PM  
hungover ass
 
2020-05-07 12:07:05 PM  
Warm Leatherette

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2020-05-07 12:15:53 PM  
desperation?
 
2020-05-07 12:17:27 PM  
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2020-05-07 12:20:47 PM  
one of those vagina candles?
 
2020-05-07 12:21:28 PM  
Hello, my ears & brown-eye were burning. Are my services required in this thread?
 
2020-05-07 12:39:33 PM  
According to the great Lars Thorwald
"My room smells like Hot Pockets, sweat, and something like cream of mushroom soup."
 
2020-05-07 12:40:50 PM  
Weed, scotch, and various forms of frustration.
 
2020-05-07 12:45:54 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: According to the great Lars Thorwald: 
"My room smells like Hot Pockets, sweat, and something like cream of mushroom soup."


And didn't he once say his finger smelled of shrimp sweat?
 
2020-05-07 12:55:59 PM  
Doritos and sadness
 
2020-05-07 12:56:18 PM  
Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:12 PM  

CommieTaoist: Doritos and sadness


That's the men.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:24 PM  

buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.


That's the women.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:28 PM  
Something like cheese but not quite cheese.
 
2020-05-07 12:57:47 PM  
Drakkar Noir
 
2020-05-07 12:58:47 PM  
Indolence
 
2020-05-07 12:59:37 PM  
As a whole:
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2020-05-07 1:00:18 PM  
Whatever it is, it would result in something pungent, yet non-effusive.
 
2020-05-07 1:00:18 PM  

ytterbium: buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.

That's the women.


If I had to guess the scent of Fark, I would guess smug and pot.
 
2020-05-07 1:01:47 PM  
Eau de humanity
 
2020-05-07 1:01:51 PM  
Store brand bourbon and Cheetos.
 
2020-05-07 1:01:57 PM  
That effervescence the hottub room gives off after a swinger's party.
 
2020-05-07 1:02:58 PM  

buttercat: ytterbium: buttercat: Sunshine and flowers, baby.  Sunshine and flowers.

That's the women.

If I had to guess the scent of Fark, I would guess smug and pot.


Plus spilled spirits of all kinds and salsa.
 
2020-05-07 1:10:14 PM  
Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.
 
2020-05-07 1:16:59 PM  

TabASlotB: Kraft singles, Funyuns, and keyboard cleaner.


People clean their keyboards?
 
2020-05-07 1:18:53 PM  
Shine on you you stranger
 
2020-05-07 1:25:42 PM  
Not "scent," subby. "Funk."
 
2020-05-07 1:26:24 PM  
Unwashed hair, morning breath, stale beer and cheetos.
 
2020-05-07 1:27:10 PM  
Sweat and a dead man's balls?
 
2020-05-07 1:29:34 PM  
Sour fear sweat, despair, uncleaned litter boxes, rancid grease, Cheetos dust, cheap perfume, spank socks, dog poo, Yankee Candles, Chocolate, and bad gas.

In a roll on or spray.

your choice.
 
2020-05-07 1:29:54 PM  
Victory.

Oh...wait, that's napalm.
 
2020-05-07 1:30:28 PM  
Fomunda cheese and disappointment.
 
2020-05-07 1:33:06 PM  
Like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
 
2020-05-07 1:33:33 PM  

Fano: Sweat and a dead man's balls?


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2020-05-07 1:35:14 PM  
A mix of Cheeto dust, flat Mountain Dew, and the sweat that's been trapped in the fatty skinfolds under the typical users neckbeard.
 
2020-05-07 1:36:01 PM  
Cow hoofs or offal.  On a good day!
 
2020-05-07 1:39:42 PM  
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2020-05-07 1:40:57 PM  
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2020-05-07 1:42:16 PM  
Cheap bourbon and electra shave with a side of speed stick.
 
2020-05-07 1:43:11 PM  
Beer farts and kitty litter.
 
2020-05-07 1:44:23 PM  
Baloney and scotch
 
2020-05-07 1:44:51 PM  
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2020-05-07 1:48:21 PM  
Underboob stank.
 
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