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2020-05-07 7:59:25 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-05-07 9:12:31 AM  
What?
 
2020-05-07 9:15:18 AM  
This shiat again?
When do they testify under oath?
Oh, never?

Well, Bye!
 
2020-05-07 9:15:38 AM  
WTF am I reading?
 
2020-05-07 9:16:20 AM  
There isn't enough alcohol to make me want to have sex with Joe Biden. I'd be long dead before I got trashed enough to smash.
 
2020-05-07 9:16:43 AM  
Is she related to Santos?
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2020-05-07 9:16:43 AM  
oh ffs. Here's proof. She told a friend 30 years ago. Hang 'em!
 
2020-05-07 9:17:09 AM  
Who are any of these people?
 
2020-05-07 9:18:10 AM  
I have no idea what this means. On a side note, I can't wait to see Taika Waititi's Star Wars film.
 
2020-05-07 9:18:49 AM  
This means... something.

You know this dude was sitting there, smiling smugly, thinking 'now this will own her!', as the rest of us scratch our heads and wonder 'am I dumber for having read this?'
 
2020-05-07 9:18:56 AM  
Could I have another hint, please?
 
2020-05-07 9:20:25 AM  

rolladuck: There isn't enough alcohol to make me want to have sex with Joe Biden. I'd be long dead before I got trashed enough to smash.


Something about closing your eyes and thinking of EnglandAmerica
 
2020-05-07 9:21:36 AM  
I got molested by joe before it was cool.
 
2020-05-07 9:22:16 AM  

spongeboob: Who are any of these people?


^^
 
2020-05-07 9:24:30 AM  
I gotta be honest, some context would be great here.
 
2020-05-07 9:26:08 AM  
Katie Halper liked Joe Biden before she figured out he was a creep?

K.
 
2020-05-07 9:27:57 AM  

dildo tontine: I gotta be honest, some context would be great here.


fark that, this is the internet! Let your rage and/or concern go wild. I'm gonna go with concern and a small side of rage. I'll figure out what the deal is later.
 
2020-05-07 9:28:37 AM  
The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone
 
2020-05-07 9:28:59 AM  
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2020-05-07 9:30:50 AM  

karnal: desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.


A majority of the world is
 
2020-05-07 9:31:13 AM  
The context is Bernie people are trying everything they can come up with to allege Biden did anything, and every time they do, it gets debunked within hours.  That doesn't seem to stop them from trying.

Their whole act would be a lot more believable if they put this much effort into criticizing Trump and amplifying Trump's over 20 credible accusors.

Rather than continuing to amplify Biden's already-discredited one.
 
2020-05-07 9:33:41 AM  

karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone


I'm sorry--what party normalized rape, sexual assault, racism, anti-LGBTQ policies, and war against women?
 
2020-05-07 9:34:19 AM  
I'm guessing (and this is only a guess) that this Katie person was a friend of Tara's and said something like "I should start sending harassing texts to him and see how he likes it!". And this guy is saying, "Well let's see if you did! Because reasons!"

Or something like that. Supposition working with what I got.
 
2020-05-07 9:41:09 AM  

karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone


The good news is that Trump and Kavanaugh proved it doesn't matter, it's simply not a barrier to holding office.
 
2020-05-07 9:41:58 AM  
Beginning to think this whole internet thing was a really bad idea.
 
2020-05-07 9:43:04 AM  

Generation_D: The context is Bernie people are trying everything they can come up with to allege Biden did anything, and every time they do, it gets debunked within hours.  That doesn't seem to stop them from trying.

Their whole act would be a lot more believable if they put this much effort into criticizing Trump and amplifying Trump's over 20 credible accusors.

Rather than continuing to amplify Biden's already-discredited one.


It has helped me a ton to realize they are not bernie followers.

They are the new fark independents. They are just contrarian assholes that like attentions.

Sometimes kids are bad just to get an attention cause even negative attention is attention.
 
2020-05-07 9:43:25 AM  

karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone


Both sides are rapey. Vote republican.
 
2020-05-07 9:43:41 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone

The good news is that Trump and Kavanaugh proved it doesn't matter, it's simply not a barrier to holding office.


It's a Republican rite of passage. Nunes cheated with a grapefruit.
 
2020-05-07 9:54:09 AM  
Eric Swalwell is hotter.
 
2020-05-07 9:59:38 AM  
Are we going to get another Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp out of this? Because I don't think I could take that again. The original sucked. I can't imagine the redux.
 
2020-05-07 10:00:33 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone

Both sides are rapey. Vote republican.


But Biden is running as a moral alternative to Trump...but his moral high ground seems to be n the gutter with the rest of them.
 
2020-05-07 10:01:39 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Are we going to get another Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp out of this? Because I don't think I could take that again. The original sucked. I can't imagine the redux.



That's how it all started - literally
 
2020-05-07 10:03:20 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Are we going to get another Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp out of this? Because I don't think I could take that again. The original sucked. I can't imagine the redux.


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2020-05-07 10:03:56 AM  

dildo tontine: I gotta be honest, some context would be great here.


The context:
We are mostly sane, but belligerent consumers of news who can focus on more than one story at a time.  Twitter is where people who are definitely belligerent, but who are neither sane nor able to multitask hang out.

So whereas we see the Biden story, make our initial judgement and then sit back saying reasonable stuff like:

J_Kushner: This shiat again?
When do they testify under oath?
Oh, never?

Well, Bye!


On twitter, however, people do what the think is "research" but which is really "shoving their heads up their asses so far they start sucking the farts directly out of their duodena.
 
2020-05-07 10:10:03 AM  

karnal: max_rebo_groupie: karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone

Both sides are rapey. Vote republican.

But Biden is running as a moral alternative to Trump...but his moral high ground seems to be n the gutter with the rest of them.


And in every way he is more moral. What's your point?
 
2020-05-07 10:11:25 AM  
Context: Katie Halper is one of the leading purveyors of the Joe-Biden-assaulted -Tara-Reade story. Evidently Joe (or more likely Joe's politics) used to make her all hot and sweaty, as she inartfully expressed in some tweets cited above.
 
2020-05-07 10:12:40 AM  

The Garden State: Context: Katie Halper is one of the leading purveyors of the Joe-Biden-assaulted -Tara-Reade story. Evidently Joe (or more likely Joe's politics) used to make her all hot and sweaty, as she inartfully expressed in some tweets cited above.


It's kind of like how I found Kevin Spacey to be hot until I found out about his history of sexual assault.
 
2020-05-07 10:15:19 AM  

misanthropicsob: The Garden State: Context: Katie Halper is one of the leading purveyors of the Joe-Biden-assaulted -Tara-Reade story. Evidently Joe (or more likely Joe's politics) used to make her all hot and sweaty, as she inartfully expressed in some tweets cited above.

It's kind of like how I found Kevin Spacey to be hot until I found out about his history of sexual assault.


Well, I hope you never made remarks about wanting to sexually assault Kevin Spacey back in the day.
 
2020-05-07 10:25:22 AM  
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2020-05-07 10:25:52 AM  
Whoops, wrong thread
 
2020-05-07 10:26:46 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: karnal: max_rebo_groupie: karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone

Both sides are rapey. Vote republican.

But Biden is running as a moral alternative to Trump...but his moral high ground seems to be n the gutter with the rest of them.

And in every way he is more moral. What's your point?


That he is not moral and claiming the moral higher ground seems to be a mistake on his part.
 
2020-05-07 10:30:56 AM  

The Garden State: misanthropicsob: The Garden State: Context: Katie Halper is one of the leading purveyors of the Joe-Biden-assaulted -Tara-Reade story. Evidently Joe (or more likely Joe's politics) used to make her all hot and sweaty, as she inartfully expressed in some tweets cited above.

It's kind of like how I found Kevin Spacey to be hot until I found out about his history of sexual assault.

Well, I hope you never made remarks about wanting to sexually assault Kevin Spacey back in the day.


I'm not saying there weren't thirsty posts about him.
 
2020-05-07 10:31:13 AM  

karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone


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DIMS!!! DIMS!!! DIMS!!!

/pssst
//"dims" is never going to happen
 
2020-05-07 10:32:37 AM  

Astorix: Whoops, wrong thread


These days...it's never the wrong thread.
 
2020-05-07 10:34:28 AM  

Astorix: Whoops, wrong thread


We'll allow it. Seems to follow the logic
 
2020-05-07 10:42:09 AM  
I didn't want to know, actually

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2020-05-07 10:42:23 AM  
So she's another serial hero-worshipper, bouncing from savior to savior and turning the old one into a villain. Not a great look; hopefully she'll get over it.
 
2020-05-07 10:43:14 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Are we going to get another Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp out of this? Because I don't think I could take that again. The original sucked. I can't imagine the redux.


Well something definitely sucked with Monica heyoo
 
2020-05-07 10:54:48 AM  

gunga galunga: karnal: The Dims will not abandon their only candidate who remains in the race.

Dims are desperate to turn the page of the Trump Story.

But Tara Reade has accused Joe Biden of sexually assaulting her, and several women have accused him of unwanted touching.


#MeToo - But not for everyone

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DIMS!!! DIMS!!! DIMS!!!

/pssst
//"dims" is never going to happen



It's already started.

The Dims
 
2020-05-07 11:01:35 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: I have no idea what this means. On a side note, I can't wait to see Taika Waititi's Star Wars film.


Waititi is my actual hero, but it's going to be real hard getting emotionally invested in any Star Wars property at this point.
 
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