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(New Musical Express)   "This is the role I was born to play," says Macaulay Culkin of his American Horror Story character, which will have "crazy, erotic sex" with Kathy Bates's character. Well, there's always the murder hornets   (nme.com) divider line
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2020-05-07 10:43:44 AM  
I need to wash that taste out of my mouth with some delicious Fried Green Tomatoes.
 
2020-05-07 11:10:27 AM  
*sigh*
*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
 
2020-05-07 11:17:09 AM  
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2020-05-07 11:27:52 AM  
American Horror Story indeed.
 
2020-05-07 11:29:06 AM  
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2020-05-07 11:29:48 AM  
Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.
 
2020-05-07 11:30:58 AM  
Looks like hanging out with famous celebrity Rich Evans has gone to his head.
 
2020-05-07 11:38:08 AM  
Me: WHICH KATHY BATES? Not the one I'm thinking of that's for sure. Must be some up and coming model
*Clicks link*
Mother of God
 
2020-05-07 12:07:11 PM  
Seeing Kathy Bates naked in About Schmidt was one of the pivotal moments of my life.
 
2020-05-07 12:19:50 PM  
better than getting spit roasted by MJ and Bubbles   I guess....
 
2020-05-07 12:21:27 PM  
At least it looks like they have a good cast lined up for the next season.  Last season sucked without the regulars.
 
2020-05-07 12:28:01 PM  
Like a very sexy perpetual stew

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Enjoy your lunch
 
2020-05-07 12:28:38 PM  
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2020-05-07 12:30:16 PM  

Bslim: Like a very sexy perpetual stew

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Enjoy your lunch


Interested.

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2020-05-07 12:30:53 PM  
American Softcore Porn And Cringeworthy Dialogue Story
 
2020-05-07 12:48:14 PM  
My testicles just retracted like the landing gear on an airplane.
 
2020-05-07 1:02:55 PM  
Wonder if they will use Tool's Stinkfist as the background music during the sex scenes?
 
2020-05-07 1:08:51 PM  
I was hoping they would do Home Alone: Murder House.  Harken back to season one.
 
2020-05-07 1:38:39 PM  
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2020-05-07 2:00:51 PM  
AHS has long since jumped the shark, farked it to death, and then offered it up for ritual sacrifice. This will not improve its ratings, other than the initial "wtf Kevin?!" before the season inevitably flops.
 
2020-05-07 4:14:01 PM  
Bates and Culkin are about equal on the attractiveness scale. Neither of them should complain.
 
2020-05-07 4:14:23 PM  

someonelse: Bates and Culkin are about equal on the attractiveness scale. Neither of them should complain.


... or both of them should complain. Either way.
 
2020-05-07 5:44:38 PM  

amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.


You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?
 
2020-05-07 6:26:31 PM  
Don't know what the theme is for this new season, or what era they're placing it, but no matter the era, be it future or past, how many episodes until they get to modern day? Or will this be another if you die there, you too become a ghost and then murder other people....because. I thought 1984 was going to be a return, but right when the lady I sat down to begin the run of it on Hulu I asked her how long she thought it would take them to get the present day, she just hoped they didn't but figured it wouldn't take long. 1984 would've been great had it actually been a summer camp with the counselors trying to keep a group of campers safe while being hunted over the course of one long night and the end of the season could've been daybreak. But nope.

They made Freak Show that hardly dealt with an actual running Freak Show and instead focused on an annoying, rich, developmentally arrested character (yeah, yeah, yeah he was really the freak all long *EXPLOSION OF MIND*). They made a season about Armageddon and spend pretty much the whole time of it in the present day. Roanoke I've only watched part of, but the reality tv thing put me off and I maintain that it should've been a season set firmly in the time period of Roanoke disappearing.

Just choose a theme, a time period, and go with it. Just like with Asylum that worked amazingly in its timeframe. And enough with the die here and haunt/murder here forever. Murder House started it off with that premise and was very good. Hotel nailed it. Coven is one of my favorites and I wish that'd been set in the Salem time period, but that's just if I had my druthers because the past can be so much creepier, still a great season.
 
2020-05-07 6:55:36 PM  

Wendigogo: amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.

You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?


Is it too much to ask that someone playing a sociopath actually have the experiencing of strangling hookers and hobos behind a dumpster?

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2020-05-07 8:08:15 PM  
Watch your back, Kid.

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2020-05-07 8:59:11 PM  
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Trying to out gross Ozark?
 
2020-05-07 10:19:38 PM  
He did an excellent job playing a psycho in The Good Son.
 
2020-05-07 11:38:58 PM  
Man, he really fell far in the women department since Mika Kunis.
 
2020-05-08 12:24:56 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Man, he really fell far in the women department since Mika Kunis.


Not really- Brenda Song is hot
 
2020-05-08 9:08:39 AM  

Wendigogo: amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.

You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?


Think about what you said in your second sentence, then apply it to "crazy, erotic sex."
 
2020-05-08 1:06:38 PM  

amindtat: Wendigogo: amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.

You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?

Think about what you said in your second sentence, then apply it to "crazy, erotic sex."


Well, if that's true, it seems she's ok with pretending that part. Sex isn't considered inherently evil. What's your point?
 
2020-05-08 1:55:12 PM  

Wendigogo: amindtat: Wendigogo: amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.

You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?

Think about what you said in your second sentence, then apply it to "crazy, erotic sex."

Well, if that's true, it seems she's ok with pretending that part. Sex isn't considered inherently evil. What's your point?


Acting a part that involves praying to Satan isn't inherently evil either.
 
2020-05-08 2:02:06 PM  

amindtat: Wendigogo: amindtat: Wendigogo: amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.

You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?

Think about what you said in your second sentence, then apply it to "crazy, erotic sex."

Well, if that's true, it seems she's ok with pretending that part. Sex isn't considered inherently evil. What's your point?

Acting a part that involves praying to Satan isn't inherently evil either.


It is to her. Some actors refuse to do nude scenes or various other things for personal/religious reasons. It doesn't necessarily make them less of an actor as a result.
 
2020-05-08 2:39:26 PM  

Wendigogo: amindtat: Wendigogo: amindtat: Wendigogo: amindtat: Meh. This is the same actress that on the same show refused to pretend to pray to Satan. I'm not expecting much from her.

You're not expecting much from her... because she refused to pretend to pray to Satan? So she is religious or spiritual and it is against her beliefs to even pretend. What of it? Does it somehow lessen her ability as an actress in your mind?

Think about what you said in your second sentence, then apply it to "crazy, erotic sex."

Well, if that's true, it seems she's ok with pretending that part. Sex isn't considered inherently evil. What's your point?

Acting a part that involves praying to Satan isn't inherently evil either.

It is to her. Some actors refuse to do nude scenes or various other things for personal/religious reasons. It doesn't necessarily make them less of an actor as a result.


For fark's sake, I'm not criticizing her acting ability. I'm saying I'm not expecting her to do anything remotely near the "crazy, erotic sex" with McCulky Caulkin that this headline is promising, based on her previously demonstrated religious convictions. But then again, she's done a nude scene before, so who knows?
 
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