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(CNN)   McDonald's employees ask customers to leave due to coronavirus restrictions. Guess what happens next. Hint: See tag   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-05-07 1:33:19 AM  
Oh God, it's going to be a long summer
 
2020-05-07 1:40:42 AM  
Seems like if you are going to shoot someone, wearing a mask might be a handy thing
 
2020-05-07 1:44:36 AM  
But I don't understand.  McDonald's has breakfast on the menu all day now.

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2020-05-07 1:54:18 AM  
Clearly Republican NRA member.
 
2020-05-07 2:01:56 AM  

feckingmorons: Clearly Republican NRA member.


Let's not jump to conclusions, fecking. There are all kinds of dangerous idiots out there.
 
2020-05-07 2:07:29 AM  
Someone was kicked in the McNuggets?
 
2020-05-07 2:08:36 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2020-05-07 2:09:21 AM  
Two Karens have been arrested, apparently.
 
2020-05-07 2:11:16 AM  
Could've used a good guy with a gun:

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2020-05-07 2:15:57 AM  
Whenever I try to open McDonald's menu online I get this

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Is it just me?
 
2020-05-07 2:34:48 AM  

fusillade762: Whenever I try to open McDonald's menu online I get this

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Is it just me?


shoot the computer
 
2020-05-07 2:48:08 AM  
Sir. This is McDonald's. We don't have turkey pot pies.

I said... fix me a turkey pot pie, biatch
 
2020-05-07 2:57:00 AM  
It wasn't so long ago that employees would worry about a customer wearing a mask, not the other way around. The stories we'll tell our grandkids.
 
2020-05-07 2:58:07 AM  
They fixed the cable?
 
2020-05-07 4:34:33 AM  
We are a nation of angry children, refusing to brush our teeth before bed.
 
2020-05-07 4:39:46 AM  

Confabulat: It wasn't so long ago that employees would worry about a customer wearing a mask, not the other way around. The stories we'll tell our grandkids.


Joke's on you. I've already eaten my grandkids.
 
2020-05-07 4:40:18 AM  
Time to start rounding up anyone in a MAGA cap as a domestic terrorist
 
2020-05-07 4:43:39 AM  
FTFA: "The incident is one of a multitude of protests from residents across the country responding to restrictions in place to combat the virus."
No.  Shooting people when you don't get your way in a farking restaurant is not a protest, it's attempted farking murder.
 
2020-05-07 4:45:05 AM  

Naido: Could've used a good guy with a gun:

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McPurge, he's loving it.
 
2020-05-07 4:45:56 AM  
Any guesses he poor farkers that were shot were16yr old kids at their first job?  Just saying what management told them to say, not experienced enough to recognize the crazy...
 
2020-05-07 4:47:24 AM  
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2020-05-07 4:47:50 AM  

Snapper Carr: We are a nation of angry children, refusing to brush our teeth before bed.


With easy access to weapons
 
2020-05-07 4:49:07 AM  
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2020-05-07 4:55:36 AM  
My boss would like to point out that humanity is a failed experiment.
 
2020-05-07 5:00:24 AM  

Confabulat: It wasn't so long ago that employees would worry about a customer wearing a mask, not the other way around. The stories we'll tell our grandkids.


The weirdest thing is that the bank branch I pass on the way to work every day now has a sign saying you MUST wear a mask to enter the lobby.  They used to have a sign saying take off sunglasses and hats before entering.
 
2020-05-07 5:00:47 AM  

fusillade762: Whenever I try to open McDonald's menu online I get this

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Is it just me?


That reference number indicates that you've been red-flagged by a friend or family member concerned for your health. You can regain menu access by completing an EKG and obstacle course at your nearest McD's. Ask for the HealthScare Supervisor. Don't forget to bring a stool sample.
 
2020-05-07 5:04:40 AM  
aright just sad now
 
2020-05-07 5:06:53 AM  
The governor needs to get on TV and explaining these two idiots are going to McAllister for the rest of their unnaturally short lives.  Soon after their trial, they will be treated with a few drugs and that will be it.
 
2020-05-07 5:10:08 AM  

cretinbob: Oh God, it's going to be a long summer


This country is covered with stupid.  In all different shapes, colors, creeds and varieties.  It's morbidly fascinating, isn't it?
 
2020-05-07 5:13:30 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: cretinbob: Oh God, it's going to be a long summer

This country is covered with stupid.  In all different shapes, colors, creeds and varieties.  It's morbidly fascinating, isn't it?


You mean obesely fascinating?
 
2020-05-07 5:15:38 AM  

LedLawless: FTFA: "The incident is one of a multitude of protests from residents across the country responding to restrictions in place to combat the virus."
No.  Shooting people when you don't get your way in a farking restaurant is not a protest, it's attempted farking murder.


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I wonder what inspired these people to do shiate like this?
 
2020-05-07 5:15:48 AM  

OkieDookie: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: cretinbob: Oh God, it's going to be a long summer

This country is covered with stupid.  In all different shapes, colors, creeds and varieties.  It's morbidly fascinating, isn't it?

You mean obesely fascinating?


Obesidly so.
 
2020-05-07 5:16:33 AM  
TIL that some people go to McDonald's armed.
 
2020-05-07 5:20:34 AM  

ModernLuddite: TIL that some people go to McDonald's armed.


Gotta be able to defend yourself against the Hamburglar.
 
2020-05-07 5:37:11 AM  
This is a perfectly normal thing that could have happened anywhere in the world.
 
2020-05-07 5:42:22 AM  

LedLawless: FTFA: "The incident is one of a multitude of protests from residents across the country responding to restrictions in place to combat the virus."
No.  Shooting people when you don't get your way in a farking restaurant is not a protest, it's attempted farking murder.


This. F*cking seriously, CNN
 
2020-05-07 5:46:53 AM  

feckingmorons: Clearly Republican NRA member.


Username checks out.
 
2020-05-07 5:49:44 AM  
If this is what happens when Americans can't get take-away junk food, what will happen when there are proper actual food shortages and rationing? Black Friday on an empty stomach with guns thrown in?
 
2020-05-07 5:49:52 AM  

Dave2042: This is a perfectly normal thing that could have happened anywhere in the world.


They're lucky they had guns so they could stand up for their rights!

SICK TEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS!
 
2020-05-07 5:54:21 AM  
Two workers were shot and a third was injured。。。

The first two were just shot but not injured? Neat!
 
2020-05-07 5:54:31 AM  

rcain: Time to start rounding up anyone in a MAGA cap as a domestic terrorist


I've got a tattoo serial number for you.
 
2020-05-07 5:56:00 AM  
"The incident is one of a multitude of protests "  Only CNN could write such an idiotic line.
 
2020-05-07 5:56:31 AM  

cretinbob: Oh God, it's going to be a long summer


Twenty years from now, people will be reading dark novels watching dark movies about 2020.
 
2020-05-07 5:58:11 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: "The incident is one of a multitude of protests "  Only CNN could write such an idiotic line.


I'm not with you on much, but sweet, merciful crap, this.

Shooting three people is not a "protest".

Gutless, CNN, just farking gutless.
 
2020-05-07 6:01:19 AM  

aagrajag: Sean VasDeferens: "The incident is one of a multitude of protests "  Only CNN could write such an idiotic line.

I'm not with you on much, but sweet, merciful crap, this.

Shooting three people is not a "protest".

Gutless, CNN, just farking gutless.


Can't wait to see the arguments in court... I'm gonna chalk this one up to "if it quacks like a duck" it's attempted murder.
 
2020-05-07 6:10:10 AM  
Came to enquirer about the cable, sees the job is done.

/bonus Falling Down
//they should have put a table outside with burgers and a "free burgers" sign, then closed the doors
///buddy, can you spare me a slashie?
 
2020-05-07 6:10:49 AM  

rcain: Time to start rounding up anyone in a MAGA cap as a domestic terrorist


I'm gonna go out on a limb and speculate that the kind of women who are going to start shooting in a SW Oklahoma City McDs because they were dissed are not the MAGA type.
 
2020-05-07 6:16:37 AM  
Can we please confiscate all the guns now?
 
2020-05-07 6:17:58 AM  
From TFA: "the incident is one of a multitude of protests".

Protests? Try CRIMES. Stop candy coating the actions of entitled jerks and then maybe treat them like the menace to society they really are.
 
2020-05-07 6:24:52 AM  
YeeHAW!  Shoot 'em up!!  MURICA!!  FREEDUMS!
 
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