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2020-05-06 10:58:17 PM  
Hmmm. Well I'm hand painting Ludo from the best present I've ever received: Labyrinth the board game. But he's ugly cute.
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/can't wait to get to Jareth's codpiece
 
2020-05-06 11:05:28 PM  
That link was so funny. I think I broke a rib laughing. I'll look around the house but I doubt I'll have anything to submit. I'm sure most of you nutjobs will though.
 
2020-05-06 11:06:51 PM  
Nice. I got a Sabbac Card Game (Star Wars). The cards are not branded "Star Wars" as some are.

But I used a Chocolate Mold and polymer clay to make and bake these betting chips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aym6a​G​yH4mQ&t=334s


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Also the silicone molds make nice SOLO gummies and chocolate SOLO bars.
 
2020-05-06 11:12:56 PM  
This fine piece of authentic 1970s folk art:

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2020-05-06 11:14:41 PM  
Does "a mirror" count?
 
2020-05-06 11:16:57 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: This fine piece of authentic 1970s folk art:

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Obviously inspired by the "Fickle Finger of Fate" from Laugh In.
 
2020-05-06 11:19:01 PM  
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She has been a fixture in my studio since 2012, and originated as part of a Halloween display.
 
2020-05-06 11:23:48 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: This fine piece of authentic 1970s folk art:

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I had one of those
 
2020-05-06 11:32:45 PM  
A 12" duct-taped dildo (gifted to me), shown here in some hot crustacean-on-crustacean action.

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2020-05-07 12:10:06 AM  
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Made it in a ceramics class about 12 years ago. Ugly, I agree, but I'm oddly proud of it nonetheless
 
2020-05-07 4:01:33 AM  
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That reminds me of an idea I had long ago of raiding the stuffed animal bins at Goodwill and making Frankenstein's stuffed animal monster .  I never went through with it (I traumatic encounter between one of my fingers and a sewing machine at a young age) but I'd like to think this would have been very close to the culmination of that hobby.
 
2020-05-07 4:05:08 AM  
I actually paid money for this.

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2020-05-07 4:25:58 AM  
A penis.
 
2020-05-07 7:05:09 AM  
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I can't get rid of this until both of my parents are dead. It's ceramic and even uglier when clean.
 
2020-05-07 7:36:10 AM  
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Im ready to collect my prize.
 
2020-05-07 7:40:03 AM  

All Latest: I actually paid money for this.

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Smells like paint thinner
 
2020-05-07 7:40:36 AM  
Pretty sure it's this old jizz rag. I swore I've thrown it away 100 times, but it always turns up. Usually covered in cat hair.

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2020-05-07 7:42:10 AM  
In before the first selfie post.
 
2020-05-07 7:43:29 AM  

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That reminds me of an idea I had long ago of raiding the stuffed animal bins at Goodwill and making Frankenstein's stuffed animal monster .  I never went through with it (I traumatic encounter between one of my fingers and a sewing machine at a young age) but I'd like to think this would have been very close to the culmination of that hobby.


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http://www.frankenstuffies.com/
 
2020-05-07 7:45:16 AM  
This pet Penish.
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2020-05-07 7:52:29 AM  
As a wee youngster there was a house in the neighborhood that had a very creepy life-size doll made of pantyhose sitting in a chair in a room visible through a front window as you walked past the place. All the neighborhood kids would sneak up to the window for a closer look. This one is quite a bit different but the same sort of creepy.

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/I don't own that
//but the nightmares are all mine
 
2020-05-07 7:55:40 AM  
I don't know if ugly is exactly the right word but the first thing I thought of is certainly tacky as hell. I don't have a photo on me to share and I'm at work but it's a lap made out of an old milk pail. One of the big ones used in a dairy with the narrowed neck and flared top. It's painted a weird yellow color with a very well done rendition of the eagle from the Great Seal of the United States painted on it.

I love it.
 
2020-05-07 7:56:00 AM  
er lamp
 
2020-05-07 7:57:15 AM  
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2020-05-07 7:59:00 AM  
I don't think anyone wants a see a selfie of me.
 
2020-05-07 8:00:23 AM  
I inherited this desk set from my father in law.
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2020-05-07 8:00:34 AM  

flamingboard: I don't think anyone wants a see a selfie of me.


That's right. (kidding.... But save it for the selfie thread)
 
2020-05-07 8:01:21 AM  
FTFA...

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Domo kun's 'Murican cousin.
 
2020-05-07 8:04:45 AM  
I knida like this one. Of course I have not slept in 20 hours..
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2020-05-07 8:05:46 AM  

Purple_Urkle: This pet Penish.
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Looks like they've got a nasty case of fin rot.
 
2020-05-07 8:09:32 AM  
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This and my non dead parrot pining for the fjords are the things that got me counselled for my attitude at the airplane factory.

Parrot has a bubble over his head saying "I'm just pining for fjords" Fjords for some reason are un-American according the the manager even though we were supposed to be an inclusive global company.
 
2020-05-07 8:11:41 AM  

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is that the original?
 
2020-05-07 8:13:01 AM  
There are some really unfunny comments below those tweets. Was that part of the contest too?
 
2020-05-07 8:13:11 AM  

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Soonish?
 
2020-05-07 8:13:58 AM  

vudukungfu: cakeman: I inherited this desk set from my father in law.[Fark user image 425x318]

is that the original?


Yes it's original but I never trusted it to sit on.
 
2020-05-07 8:14:35 AM  
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If I were wealthy, I'd find that artist and commission them to produce and entire series of squirrels in BVD underwear. Oh man. The Fairman Rogers Four-in-Hand with squirrels in their underwear riding the coach. This has to happen.
 
2020-05-07 8:14:44 AM  

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That slatted chair looks mercilessly cruel.
 
2020-05-07 8:15:35 AM  

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I can't stop looking at that.  It's like a Jackson Pollock collided with a Monet.
 
2020-05-07 8:15:46 AM  
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2020-05-07 8:16:03 AM  
One of my chickens laid a soft shell egg, and my daughter is keeping it in the refrigerator for some unknown reason.
It's about 3 months old now.

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2020-05-07 8:16:20 AM  

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That slatted chair looks like a good time.
 
2020-05-07 8:16:36 AM  
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Guess what the shield is hiding
 
2020-05-07 8:21:05 AM  
Does this qualify?
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//not mine
 
2020-05-07 8:24:15 AM  

arrogantbastich: Purple_Urkle: This pet Penish.
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Looks like they've got a nasty case of fin rot.


He's a crown tail.
He passed away last December at age 5 with all of his fins, but I'll always have his ugly pictures.

One of my other fish had fin rot, but I gave him fish drops and he recovered because he never had Covid-19 and I used the fish drops as directed, on a fish!
 
2020-05-07 8:28:51 AM  

JTtheCajun: Pretty sure it's this old jizz rag. I swore I've thrown it away 100 times, but it always turns up. Usually covered in cat hair.

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You all Just keep rubbing salt in that old wound.  I'm still waiting.
 
2020-05-07 8:30:20 AM  
I have this piece of classy thrift store finery, which looks like it could be by the same artist as #2 in TFA.  One might assume it's a painting of a buzzard's head, as I initially did, but one would be mistaken.
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2020-05-07 8:33:37 AM  

fragMasterFlash: As a wee youngster there was a house in the neighborhood that had a very creepy life-size doll made of pantyhose sitting in a chair in a room visible through a front window as you walked past the place. All the neighborhood kids would sneak up to the window for a closer look. This one is quite a bit different but the same sort of creepy.

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/I don't own that
//but the nightmares are all mine


I want to read that book
 
2020-05-07 8:36:54 AM  

carkiller: I have this piece of classy thrift store finery, which looks like it could be by the same artist as #2 in TFA.  One might assume it's a painting of a buzzard's head, as I initially did, but one would be mistaken.
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It's a naked pregnant woman lying on her back and lifting her leg to fart.
 
2020-05-07 8:42:36 AM  
It's good as a conversation starter.

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2020-05-07 8:47:46 AM  

Egoy3k: carkiller: I have this piece of classy thrift store finery, which looks like it could be by the same artist as #2 in TFA.  One might assume it's a painting of a buzzard's head, as I initially did, but one would be mistaken.
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It's a naked pregnant woman lying on her back and lifting her leg to fart.


Somebody give that man a cigar.
 
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