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2020-05-06 6:32:34 PM  
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2020-05-06 6:39:32 PM  
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2020-05-06 6:40:29 PM  
I'd be surprised if anything happened
 
2020-05-06 6:42:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'd be surprised if anything happened


They'll drive into the city and storm trooper around the capitol building.
 
2020-05-06 6:42:52 PM  
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2020-05-06 6:43:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'd be surprised if anything happened


If it does, Trump will rush to the podium to claim there are very fine people among those threatening to murder public officials. Then he'll offer to pay their legal fees, even though he never will.
 
2020-05-06 6:45:07 PM  
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2020-05-06 6:45:27 PM  
The Denver suburbs? Sounds like they don't want to fark with their local PDs up in northeast Colorado.
 
2020-05-06 6:48:54 PM  
The last occupation needed to have snacks UPS'd to them. We'll be fine.
 
2020-05-06 6:51:14 PM  
Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.
 
2020-05-06 7:00:09 PM  
Civil War
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2020-05-06 7:02:40 PM  
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2020-05-06 7:03:04 PM  
He's citing a local Denver tv station. Anyone know what triggered this yammering idiot?
 
2020-05-06 7:03:44 PM  
Lol the 9news lady dropped an eff bomb reading the threat on live broadcast, it cracked me the fark up.
 
2020-05-06 7:06:30 PM  

Shostie: He's citing a local Denver tv station. Anyone know what triggered this yammering idiot?


Oh, wait. I see now. That's the reporter quoting the threat.

Nevermind.
 
2020-05-06 7:21:26 PM  

not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.


I think I need to read this story
 
2020-05-06 7:37:14 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.

I think I need to read this story


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2020-05-06 7:38:40 PM  

BunkyBrewman: cameroncrazy1984: not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.

I think I need to read this story

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The bar was in a double-wide?
 
2020-05-06 7:41:52 PM  

OptionC: BunkyBrewman: cameroncrazy1984: not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.

I think I need to read this story

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The bar was in a double-wide?


apparently

west texas, yo
 
2020-05-06 7:43:33 PM  

Nadie_AZ: cameroncrazy1984: I'd be surprised if anything happened

They'll drive into the city and storm trooper around the capitol building.


It could be a trumper photo op. I think Denver Mayor Hancock is black and Donnie loves attacking POCs.
 
2020-05-06 8:00:58 PM  

Shostie: He's citing a local Denver tv station. Anyone know what triggered this yammering idiot?


Now look, he's controversial for sure, but Kyle has fantastic taste in beer, so let's not go with "idiot."
 
2020-05-06 8:24:05 PM  

BunkyBrewman: cameroncrazy1984: not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.

I think I need to read this story

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Meal Team Six
 
2020-05-06 8:25:10 PM  
This is a great opportunity to identify the people who will need reprogramming once the Bill Gates implant chips finally arrive.
 
2020-05-06 8:28:31 PM  

OptionC: BunkyBrewman: cameroncrazy1984: not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.

I think I need to read this story

Spoiler:

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The bar was in a double-wide?


It's Texas.
Anything can be a bar if you're alcoholic enough.
 
2020-05-06 8:30:29 PM  
Take some potshots at some cops. THAT has never gone badly...
 
2020-05-06 8:35:02 PM  

eurotrader: Nadie_AZ: cameroncrazy1984: I'd be surprised if anything happened

They'll drive into the city and storm trooper around the capitol building.

It could be a trumper photo op. I think Denver Mayor Hancock is black and Donnie loves attacking POCs.


Also Colorado is still pretty purple despite voting mostly blue the last few elections.
We still got a ton of racist redneck gun toting idiots when you get 30 minutes from a metro area.
 
2020-05-06 8:40:53 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: eurotrader: Nadie_AZ: cameroncrazy1984: I'd be surprised if anything happened

They'll drive into the city and storm trooper around the capitol building.

It could be a trumper photo op. I think Denver Mayor Hancock is black and Donnie loves attacking POCs.

Also Colorado is still pretty purple despite voting mostly blue the last few elections.
We still got a ton of racist redneck gun toting idiots when you get 30 minutes from a metro area.


"South Park" was loosely based on some people in Park county and Parker.
 
2020-05-06 8:51:49 PM  
Yeah I work up in TellerBama and once you hit the mountains... sheesh.
 
2020-05-06 8:59:03 PM  
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suck it, Michigan.
 
2020-05-06 9:27:47 PM  
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2020-05-06 9:36:10 PM  
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2020-05-06 9:50:56 PM  

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suck it, Michigan.


"Haircuts!"
 
2020-05-06 9:55:39 PM  
YeeHawdists. Waging YeeHawed!
 
2020-05-06 9:59:50 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Ow! That was my feelings!: [images03.military.com image 621x395]

suck it, Michigan.

"Haircuts!"


"Give me Liberty, to get my brows waxed, OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
 
2020-05-06 10:12:28 PM  
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The Branch Dildonians demonstrated that you can threaten and even aim loaded weapons at police as long as you're white. The pro-pandemic idiots will be just fine.

Until they die of covid-19 of course...
 
2020-05-06 10:47:12 PM  
Extreme right-wingers and cops killing each other?

What's the down side?
 
2020-05-06 10:50:18 PM  
Time to jump on your hoverround and head to the Capitol!
 
2020-05-06 10:52:41 PM  
As a resident of Denver, I'm *totally* worried that they'll wipe the Cheeto dust off their fingers and leave their mom's basement to start a shooting war.

I'm about to head to bed so too lazy to look, but I'm interested in what Denver suburb these morons are in.  Too many people of color in Aurora, the southern suburbs have too many Stepford wives for this to happen, and the northern suburbs are too white tra...oh, okay, I get it now. ;)
 
2020-05-06 10:56:18 PM  

BigNumber12: The Denver suburbs? Sounds like they don't want to fark with their local PDs up in northeast Colorado.


Maybe they are the local PDs from northern Colorado.
 
2020-05-06 10:56:26 PM  
fark their feelings. Y'all Qaeda and the plague rats can get farked.
 
2020-05-06 10:57:59 PM  
I don't think the trailer park rebellion is going to be that tough when they go up against a company of Marines. Unlike shooting cans and stop signs these guys fire back.
 
2020-05-06 10:58:39 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'd be surprised if anything happened


The FBI arrested some covidiot a few days ago in Loveland. He had threatened to blow up the Colorado capital. They found 4 pipe bombs in his house. Sooner or later one of these terrorists is going to remember to log out of social media before putting their plan in motion.
 
2020-05-06 10:59:13 PM  
Unless the governments of neighboring states start sending their national guard units to assist in fighting the Colorado government, whoever the threat-sender claims to represent, his definition of 'civil' war is a little fuzzy.  More of a rebellion...or terrorism, depending on who wins.  Come to think of it, if the states inside a federal nation-state start fighting each other, but not against the federal authority, what is that? Is that a civil war, or something else?
 
2020-05-06 11:00:50 PM  
I'd like to see them farkin' try.
 
2020-05-06 11:01:45 PM  

BunkyBrewman: cameroncrazy1984: not enough beer: Like the group guarding the bar in Texas. Six heavily armed 3 percenter warriors surrendered instantly when three cops showed up.

I think I need to read this story

Spoiler:

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These guys were morons playing dress up.  I don't see why they bothered to show up like this if they were just going to surrender immediately.  They're not even French, for fark's sake
 
2020-05-06 11:01:55 PM  

Amish Tech Support: I don't think the trailer park rebellion is going to be that tough when they go up against a company of Marines. Unlike shooting cans and stop signs these guys fire back.


I see you've never shot a stop sign while standing too close.
 
2020-05-06 11:03:08 PM  

Tarl3k: As a resident of Denver, I'm *totally* worried that they'll wipe the Cheeto dust off their fingers and leave their mom's basement to start a shooting war.

I'm about to head to bed so too lazy to look, but I'm interested in what Denver suburb these morons are in.  Too many people of color in Aurora, the southern suburbs have too many Stepford wives for this to happen, and the northern suburbs are too white tra...oh, okay, I get it now. ;)


The target was the Tri-County Health Dept, which covers Adams, Arapahoe, and Douglas counties. The odd thing is, for the non-Colorado residents here; the first 2 counties are under an extended stay-at-home order but Douglas isn't. The announced reason for that is cases are dropping there. The likely true reason, as stated by Aurora mayor and ex-Republican congressman Mike Coffman; is political pressure after Republican county commissioners in Douglas County called for the health dept to be replaced after their initial stay-at-home order was issued hours before the state made that moot with a statewide order.

/Aurora is in all 3 counties, with only a small bit in Douglas
 
2020-05-06 11:03:08 PM  

hubiestubert: Take some potshots at some cops. THAT has never gone badly...


The Branch Dildonians got away with it. So that in fact did go badly because the Feds didn't blow those traitors away like they should have.

/ They should have gone full Waco but ever since Waco the Feds let homegrown terrorists slide.
 
2020-05-06 11:03:14 PM  
Those cowards won't do anything.  Just ignore them.
 
2020-05-06 11:04:05 PM  
I got 23 rounds of 30-06, 50 9mm and I think 7 rounds of .44 mag. LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!

/s
 
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