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(Metro)   How hard do male escorts have it during lockdown?   ( divider line
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462 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 06 May 2020 at 11:35 AM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-05-06 9:42:29 AM  
Poor Fred
2020-05-06 10:18:01 AM  
Needs more pics
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2020-05-06 10:30:38 AM  
It can get pretty hard, but usually only for a few minutes at a time.

Then things soften up again.
2020-05-06 10:44:49 AM  
2020-05-06 10:54:38 AM  
I wonder if they've tested Cialis against COVID-19.

"Sure, my lungs are clear and working great, but this 10-day boner is getting really annoying.  It sounds like I'm letting air out of a tire when I blow."
2020-05-06 11:38:32 AM  
It's been pretty rough actually, thanks for asking.
2020-05-06 11:49:40 AM  
Oh where is that tiny violin? It's so small I can never find it when I need it.
2020-05-06 12:08:44 PM  
Hard times have male escorts getting creamed even though they're bending over backwards to make ends meet
2020-05-06 12:13:00 PM  
Rock hard, baby.  Always.
2020-05-06 12:16:32 PM  
If you don't get hard you are out of a job.
2020-05-06 12:16:44 PM  
A male escort who doesn't do teh ghey stuff? I wish I could have a job where I only worked one day a year.
2020-05-06 12:39:16 PM  
Well, just this morning I got this done without the use of other tools.

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2020-05-06 12:49:14 PM  
Buisness wasnt great before COVID and hasn't gotten any better. I am to the point that I might have to start offering Z-Js
2020-05-06 1:08:47 PM  
Are you kidding? If the Republican convention gets cancelled, the whole industry is done for.

Well, the part that caters to self-loathing closet cases, at least, but that's a very lucrative business!
2020-05-06 1:49:18 PM  
Deuce Bigalow, Covid Gigolo
2020-05-06 2:14:56 PM  
Plenty of time to work on their elaborate series of trusses
2020-05-06 2:45:50 PM  
A gigolo is the only way to go

Cheap Trick, "He's a Whore"
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2020-05-06 5:15:19 PM  
Limiting clients to one a day, hand-picking my clients (wealthier more likely to be safer), temperature check of client upon arrival, lots of sanitizing before and after, including new, freshly washed linen, mandatory shower immediately prior in my bathroom, mask worn at (almost) all times.  Nothing is foolproof of course.
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