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(NYPost)   Firecrotch, booze, cops, stun gun. Degree of difficulty: no Lohan or Florida   (nypost.com) divider line
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3119 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 May 2020 at 7:30 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-06 7:31:24 AM  
No takers?
 
2020-05-06 7:36:05 AM  
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Lips are lips.
 
2020-05-06 7:36:13 AM  
wut, no OHIO tag?
 
2020-05-06 7:38:05 AM  
Lawyers, Guns and Money won't get me outta this....
 
2020-05-06 7:40:52 AM  
Not quite what I had in mind when thinking of a firecrotch but I still have a pic for that,
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2020-05-06 7:46:04 AM  
Port Clinton?  This is to be expected.  Ohioans are huge drinkers.  When I was about 22 I went down to Put-In-Bay with some friends.  I was expecting a calm relaxing Saturday, instead I got a drunken orgy of 50 and 60-somethings who wound up puking their guts out.  First time I ever saw old people drunk in public.

I lived a sheltered life.
 
2020-05-06 7:52:34 AM  
"GRIBBLE, WHERE'S THE FIRE"

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(Say in your wife's pants)

remember, you only get once chance to be cool
 
2020-05-06 7:56:04 AM  
Mariachi And The New York Post
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New York Post story
 
2020-05-06 7:58:43 AM  
In the often forgotten 80's classic, "The Last American Virgin" and group of kids get crabs from a hooker and they sit in a pool to try and drown them.  Maybe this lady had a similar idea and instead, decided to go with fire instead of water to kill the crabs.
 
2020-05-06 8:19:23 AM  
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2020-05-06 8:30:15 AM  
The article never mentioned if anyone with a firehose showed up.

That was disappointing.
 
2020-05-06 8:47:08 AM  
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/oblig.....
 
2020-05-06 9:08:21 AM  

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/oblig.....


Now there's an old classic I've not seen around here in a long time.
 
2020-05-06 9:15:36 AM  
Must've had a visit from Drake Sabiatch

Drake Sabitch Can Light A Fire In Your Momma's Panties
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2020-05-06 9:27:51 AM  
Firecrotch sounds like a cool super hero! And so many ways to make an origin story.... They could just keep rebooting it and never even make it to Fire Crotch 2.
 
2020-05-06 9:41:02 AM  
Subby, you're a monster.
 
2020-05-06 10:03:14 AM  
I really like the line "I'm the burning bush."
The Rolling Stones - She's So Cold - OFFICIAL PROMO
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2020-05-06 10:54:48 AM  
Huh...Buena Vista Social Club did a song about that very topic

Buena Vista Social Club - Candela - Live in Amsterdam
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2020-05-06 11:24:34 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Port Clinton?  This is to be expected.  Ohioans are huge drinkers.  When I was about 22 I went down to Put-In-Bay with some friends.  I was expecting a calm relaxing Saturday, instead I got a drunken orgy of 50 and 60-somethings who wound up puking their guts out.  First time I ever saw old people drunk in public.

I lived a sheltered life.


Were they in some kind of a boomer biker gang?
 
2020-05-06 12:54:13 PM  

Boo_Guy: Not quite what I had in mind when thinking of a firecrotch but I still have a pic for that,
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That's really more of a "fire breathing crotch."
 
2020-05-06 1:03:25 PM  

sozelle: The Googles Do Nothing: Port Clinton?  This is to be expected.  Ohioans are huge drinkers.  When I was about 22 I went down to Put-In-Bay with some friends.  I was expecting a calm relaxing Saturday, instead I got a drunken orgy of 50 and 60-somethings who wound up puking their guts out.  First time I ever saw old people drunk in public.

I lived a sheltered life.

Were they in some kind of a boomer biker gang?


Nope.  Bikers have rules and shiat.  Harsh ones, but they're there.  Buncha hard drinking getting old types?  Anarchists would flinch.
 
2020-05-06 4:10:05 PM  
Guess Im really old as this was the first thing I thought of...

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