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2020-05-05 10:06:33 PM  
Yeah, wrong state idjits...
 
2020-05-05 10:57:11 PM  
They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.
 
2020-05-05 10:57:14 PM  
Any bets on the number of arrestees that will be charged with unregistered or unlicensed firearms?
 
2020-05-05 11:00:22 PM  
From out of town, huh? Afraid to make a stand in your own town? Maybe because there aren't a lot of folks sympathetic to your self-destructive tendencies and your desire to not go alone?

\just asking questions here
 
2020-05-05 11:00:23 PM  
We've failed small businesses.  If business owners were compensated after being forced to close, this shiat wouldn't happen.  People wouldn't be made to choose between watching their life's work go up in flames or possibly spreading a virus.
 
2020-05-05 11:00:33 PM  

Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.


Cowards the lot of them.

They'd rather live on their knees than die on their feet.

REAL TEXANS would have never have surrendered.

REMEMBER GOLIAD!
 
2020-05-05 11:01:34 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.

Cowards the lot of them.

They'd rather live on their knees than die on their feet.

REAL TEXANS would have never have surrendered.

REMEMBER GOLIAD!


I thought it was spelled Gilead.
 
2020-05-05 11:01:44 PM  

Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.


That's something they post on FB and tell each other when they are having their circle jerks.
 
2020-05-05 11:03:04 PM  
Well, that really showed Johnny Law who not to fark with, didn't it?
 
2020-05-05 11:03:16 PM  
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"We the people...unless I disagree with those other people"
 
2020-05-05 11:03:22 PM  
Hey, terrific. Reason prevailed. Whoopie!!
 
2020-05-05 11:03:30 PM  

Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.


I'm willing to bet money that they consider themselves to be some kind of modern Rosa Parks.
 
2020-05-05 11:04:51 PM  
Anyone with a "We the People" tattoo on their forearm almost certainly has a very narrow view of who's included in the "We" part.
 
2020-05-05 11:06:21 PM  
Not a clean pair of pants in sight
 
2020-05-05 11:07:04 PM  
Braindead Trumpers.
 
2020-05-05 11:07:08 PM  

Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.  If business owners were compensated after being forced to close, this shiat wouldn't happen.  People wouldn't be made to choose between watching their life's work go up in flames or possibly spreading a virus.


We had to make sure we bailed out the big corporations first.

/s
 
2020-05-05 11:07:26 PM  
Seems ironic that blue states let gunmen do whatever the hell they want, but Texas arrests them.
 
2020-05-05 11:08:14 PM  
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2020-05-05 11:08:42 PM  

Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.  If business owners were compensated after being forced to close, this shiat wouldn't happen.  People wouldn't be made to choose between watching their life's work go up in flames or possibly spreading a virus.


If only your President had decided to put the money toward small businesses instead of the big ones.
 
2020-05-05 11:08:45 PM  

Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.


We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.
 
2020-05-05 11:09:47 PM  

Watubi: [Fark user image 850x478]

"We the people...unless I disagree with those other people"


American flag/Punisher hat, We The People tattoo, camo econo tactical vest, Mechanix gloves, AR-15 this guy is just a patriot, all ready to get busy resisting the government tyranny keeping people from getting and spreading a deadly disease....oh, they gave up the second the cops showed up.

Well, I guess it is a good thing it wasn't the ATF or the National Guard, or the Marines, because, then you would have seen something then...

/Hahaha
 
2020-05-05 11:11:15 PM  
Can somebody who knows more ancient Greek than me please conjugate μολὼν λαβέ in the past indicative?
 
2020-05-05 11:11:23 PM  

rebelyell2006: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.

We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.


Yeah!  Fark businesses!  Let's return to serfdom!  Viva la ancien regime!
 
2020-05-05 11:13:55 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.

Cowards the lot of them.

They'd rather live on their knees than die on their feet.

REAL TEXANS would have never have surrendered.

REMEMBER GOLIAD!


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2020-05-05 11:13:59 PM  

RussianPotato: rebelyell2006: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.

We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.

Yeah!  Fark businesses!  Let's return to serfdom!  Viva la ancien regime!


Nobody's keeping you here on the plantation. You're always free to go pick bitcoins over at Farmer Musk's.
 
2020-05-05 11:16:12 PM  

Por que tan serioso: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.

Cowards the lot of them.

They'd rather live on their knees than die on their feet.

REAL TEXANS would have never have surrendered.

REMEMBER GOLIAD!

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Texas: It's not very good, but there sure is a lot of it.
 
2020-05-05 11:16:20 PM  

ModernLuddite: Any bets on the number of arrestees that will be charged with unregistered or unlicensed firearms?


That would be zero, as Texas doesn't have a gun registry or require a license to purchase.
 
2020-05-05 11:16:55 PM  
here's what these dipshiats look like without all their gear

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2020-05-05 11:17:42 PM  

rebelyell2006: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.

We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.


Yeah! fark the small business owners! Who needs them.
"Small businesses make up: 99.7 percent of U.S. employer firms, 64 percent of net new private-sector jobs, 49.2 percent of private-sector employment, 42.9 percent of private-sector payroll, 46 percent of private-sector output, 43 percent of high-tech employment, 98 percent of firms exporting goods, and 33 percent of ..."

Wait a sec ...
 
2020-05-05 11:18:07 PM  
If they just required a mininum IQ to own a gun, like say 90, 90% of guns in the US would be gone.
 
2020-05-05 11:19:21 PM  

JudgeSmails: here's what these dipshiats look like without all their gear

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Well, they seem like a cheerful bunch.
 
2020-05-05 11:22:18 PM  

Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.  If business owners were compensated after being forced to close, this shiat wouldn't happen.  People wouldn't be made to choose between watching their life's work go up in flames or possibly spreading a virus.


My father-in-law contracted a bronchial infection. We watched him die from not being able to breathe. fark you and your "save money from a possible infection" bullshiat. Watch a loved one die from their lungs failing and get back to me.
 
2020-05-05 11:23:24 PM  

Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.


And, then, like the sun rising over the eastern hills, you realize these are people 'fighting' for their god-given right to professional hair cuts and free iced tea refills...
 
2020-05-05 11:23:53 PM  
The problem with irony is not everybody
Ray Wylie Hubbard "Screw You, We're From Texas"
Youtube 8-cFtSPIF4Q
gets it.....
 
2020-05-05 11:24:04 PM  

RussianPotato: rebelyell2006: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.

We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.

Yeah!  Fark businesses!  Let's return to serfdom!  Viva la ancien regime!


Name checks out.
 
2020-05-05 11:24:15 PM  

ModernLuddite: Any bets on the number of arrestees that will be charged with unregistered or unlicensed firearms?


I'll take that bet.  None of them will be charged with that because there is no licensing or registration of guns or gun owners here in Texas.  Concealed and open carry of handguns is the only thing that you need a license for.

However, a bar is a place that will fall under the 51% rule - it gets 51% or more of it's income from the sale of alcohol - and that means that carrying a gun there, license or not, is a felony subject to 2-10 years in prison.  These fellows are going to be in a lot of trouble unless the local DA is feeling mighty generous.
 
2020-05-05 11:25:35 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.  If business owners were compensated after being forced to close, this shiat wouldn't happen.  People wouldn't be made to choose between watching their life's work go up in flames or possibly spreading a virus.

We had to make sure we bailed out the big corporations first.

/s


This post may have been written as /s, but the content is SOP for the GOP.

Sad.
 
2020-05-05 11:26:21 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: rebelyell2006: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.

We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.

Yeah! fark the small business owners! Who needs them.
"Small businesses make up: 99.7 percent of U.S. employer firms, 64 percent of net new private-sector jobs, 49.2 percent of private-sector employment, 42.9 percent of private-sector payroll, 46 percent of private-sector output, 43 percent of high-tech employment, 98 percent of firms exporting goods, and 33 percent of ..."

Wait a sec ...


Look up the govt definition of small business before you go thinking they mean dry cleaners, liquor stores and taquerias.

/fewer than 500 employees
 
2020-05-05 11:28:16 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.

Cowards the lot of them.

They'd rather live on their knees than die on their feet.

REAL TEXANS would have never have surrendered.

REMEMBER GOLIAD!


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2020-05-05 11:28:38 PM  
Deputies of the Ector County Sheriff's Office advance on protesters who gathered
outside Big Daddy Zane's bar, May 4, 2020, in Odessa, Texas.
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That's a bar?
 
2020-05-05 11:28:54 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: rebelyell2006: Jeebus Saves: We've failed small businesses.

We failed workers and hospital employees and first responders.  Business owners can go fark themselves with rusty dildos.

Yeah! fark the small business owners! Who needs them.
"Small businesses make up: 99.7 percent of U.S. employer firms, 64 percent of net new private-sector jobs, 49.2 percent of private-sector employment, 42.9 percent of private-sector payroll, 46 percent of private-sector output, 43 percent of high-tech employment, 98 percent of firms exporting goods, and 33 percent of ..."

Wait a sec ...


Awesome. Sauce, bruh?

I'm so sorry. That was rude of me. I tried to invalidate your point with pointless internet trolling slang.

Please provide a source for your information, which can be corroborated, easily, by one or more publications, internet or print, that don't start with the root link "foxnews.com" or "infowars.com". I'm not calling you out, I'm questioning your sources.
 
2020-05-05 11:29:48 PM  

BolloxReader: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Fissile: They just gave up!  I was hoping it would be all 'cold dead fingers'.  Like it says on their T-shirts and bumper stickers.    I am disappointed.

Cowards the lot of them.

They'd rather live on their knees than die on their feet.

REAL TEXANS would have never have surrendered.

REMEMBER GOLIAD!

I thought it was spelled Gilead.


Goliad was a battle that featured a surrender.  Or at least I assume that's the subtle punchline of the joke.
 
2020-05-05 11:30:26 PM  

abhorrent1: Deputies of the Ector County Sheriff's Office advance on protesters who gathered
outside Big Daddy Zane's bar, May 4, 2020, in Odessa, Texas.
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That's a bar?


Welcome to Odessa, farkers!!! We roll big or ghetto. Mostly ghetto.
 
2020-05-05 11:31:36 PM  

Moriel: ModernLuddite: Any bets on the number of arrestees that will be charged with unregistered or unlicensed firearms?

I'll take that bet.  None of them will be charged with that because there is no licensing or registration of guns or gun owners here in Texas.  Concealed and open carry of handguns is the only thing that you need a license for.

However, a bar is a place that will fall under the 51% rule - it gets 51% or more of it's income from the sale of alcohol - and that means that carrying a gun there, license or not, is a felony subject to 2-10 years in prison.  These fellows are going to be in a lot of trouble unless the local DA is feeling mighty generous.


Is the DA an elected office? If so
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2020-05-05 11:35:15 PM  

ZMugg: Moriel: ModernLuddite: Any bets on the number of arrestees that will be charged with unregistered or unlicensed firearms?

I'll take that bet.  None of them will be charged with that because there is no licensing or registration of guns or gun owners here in Texas.  Concealed and open carry of handguns is the only thing that you need a license for.

However, a bar is a place that will fall under the 51% rule - it gets 51% or more of it's income from the sale of alcohol - and that means that carrying a gun there, license or not, is a felony subject to 2-10 years in prison.  These fellows are going to be in a lot of trouble unless the local DA is feeling mighty generous.

Is the DA an elected office? If so
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Extortion DA is exactly what you'd expect to voted into office by a city whose main income is oil. Oil brings in low-level educated, usually right-leaning workers who are very easily swayed by non-existent threats of Democrats taking away their Ford F-250 King cab, King Rach Edition trucks that cost more than a house in Chicago.
 
2020-05-05 11:35:36 PM  
BUT MUH FREEEEEDOMZ.
 
2020-05-05 11:37:00 PM  

Vorral: ZMugg: Moriel: ModernLuddite: Any bets on the number of arrestees that will be charged with unregistered or unlicensed firearms?

I'll take that bet.  None of them will be charged with that because there is no licensing or registration of guns or gun owners here in Texas.  Concealed and open carry of handguns is the only thing that you need a license for.

However, a bar is a place that will fall under the 51% rule - it gets 51% or more of it's income from the sale of alcohol - and that means that carrying a gun there, license or not, is a felony subject to 2-10 years in prison.  These fellows are going to be in a lot of trouble unless the local DA is feeling mighty generous.

Is the DA an elected office? If so
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Extortion DA is exactly what you'd expect to voted into office by a city whose main income is oil. Oil brings in low-level educated, usually right-leaning workers who are very easily swayed by non-existent threats of Democrats taking away their Ford F-250 King cab, King Rach Edition trucks that cost more than a house in Chicago.


Sweet Jebus, autocorrect butchered that whole thing. Although, elected being autocorrected to extortion is almost fitting. Not legally, only for entertainment purposes.
 
2020-05-05 11:38:49 PM  
How different would things have turned out if it was Big Daddy Kane's bar?
 
2020-05-05 11:39:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Deputies of the Ector County Sheriff's Office advance on protesters who gathered
outside Big Daddy Zane's bar, May 4, 2020, in Odessa, Texas.
[Fark user image image 497x362]

That's a bar?


What exactly did you expect a place called "Big Daddy Zane's" to look like?
 
2020-05-05 11:41:58 PM  
B.R.E.T. in Longview was open for business Monday. Essential. Aircraft gotta be inspected.
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